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2019

04

Mar

Katharine McPhee Titty Bounce of the Day

Katharine McPhee and her American Idol tits that have established a career outside of American Idol…like so many other idiots thanks to America being based on reality TV…there top business people, and the leader of the free world are reality show stars…

This one may not be a Kardashian, or a Trump, but she is the sex slave to a 70 year old billionaire music producer who is at the stage in his life ready to hire some semi famous, d-list pussy to accompany him to his diaper changing appointments…..spoon feeding his half dead face with baby food.. because no matter how rich you are, your body still gives the fuck out on you….like the normal old people…diapers for all…it’s just set in a nicer setting cuz money buys comfort and sluts like McPhee to change your diapers…

She’s in some shaping underwear as girls do….dancing on social media…as people do.

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2019

04

Mar

Rita Ora Braless of the Day

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Rita Ora on Instagram with her tits out cockteasing you motherfuckers like LUKE PERRY didn’t die today….

The real question is whether his death has the same death impact that Anna Nicole Smith’s death had…and is all of the news media doing profiles on his life, while actual news is going on behind the scenes, laws being passed under your nose cuz you’re sad that Dylan drom 90210’s brain exploded…stroked out…in what is probably not a nation tradgey…but the media will make fucking sure that it comes across as one…

THAT SAID…

We’ve all seen now Famous as Fuck Rita Ora’s tits out, it’s how she got famous, I don’t grasp her lack of feminist feminism by putting emojis to cover her up, masking her femininity…..and circle of life…the fucking beer tap for babies….milk lifeline…

What the fuck is she censoring herself for, has she realized that not being slutty is the new slutty? Everything is cyclical and the time for naked on the internet is slowing down, because brands are moving away from people with followers for being whores…and moving towards people with actual influence….not that they’d move away from Rita Ora, she’s finally famous after years of work, but she’s probably scared they will because she’s spent so much time working for this…she’s not about to throw it away by showing her nipples again…even though we’ve all seen them and the emoji is just a tactic to clickbait us and draw attention to them…these cunts really understand the hustle.

More of her braless tits

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2019

04

Mar

Sophie Mudd Still Got Big TIts of the Day

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Sophie Mudd still got big tits, which I guess is important news in a world where big tits have been and will always be celebrated….especially naturally big tits….none of that implant shit to fake it…just pure natural big tits…

I didn’t expect this girl, who is only known on instagram for her tits, to do a Christina Ricci or Ariel Winter and cut off her tits….she isn’t at that point of over exposure and rich to really turn her back on the gift she has to get herself where she needs to go…

We can list off lists and lists of women who have made it with their big tits – from Rat Cow to Kate Upton to you probably have a more extensive list in your folder of tits you use to jerk off to since you don’t ever get to see real tits….unless you go to the stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song to grab the tits…pervert.

I don’t think it is necessary to bother…because we know the hustle, we’re all primates and when we see tits we get dumb, so girls born with the tits are going to use that to their advantage if they are smart..and that is what is going on here…

Her earlier work was a little creepy, she looked like a kid with mosnter tits, but I guess she’s evolving, being more sophisticated and in time…her body will catch up with her tits, it always does..but for now…it’s looking tight..

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2019

04

Mar

Olympia Valance Potential Pussy Slip of the Day

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Olympia Valance is an Australian actress who was on Neighbours along with every other Australian actress….because that’s just how Neighbors works…if you don’t do Neighbors you don’t exist….and I am not even sure if that applies to just actors, it may apply to every Australian, like how the Israeli 18 year olds need to join the Army, maybe every Australian at 18 has to do Neighbors…maybe not all in talking roles..but it is a right of passage to keep your citizenship and honor to your country….

That said, along with Neighbors, Australians are just wild and crazy and not just because I watched leaving Neverland and saw the Australian Michael Jackson impersonator weirdo 7 year old who MJ used to RIM….but because I’ve know Australians forever and they are this fun, funny, trashy, slutty, drunk….built on criminal DNA…raised in the middle of no where, far from Civilization….creating the debauchery that is everyone in Australia…even Steve Irwin and his Crocodile fuck that killed him…

Point being…here’s some random Australian pussy…which is something you’d experience if you went o a bar in Australia…cuz that’s just the kind of women Australians are….the best kind of woman….

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2019

01

Mar

Lily Allen Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

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“Felt cute might delete”

Into the concept of the whole cocktease on the internet…you know almost mocking the sluts by being a slut in and of yourself. A little parody or satire while getting the same results as those you’re mocking….

Not into the whole Lily Allen doing this half naked in lingerie shit…terrible..really…

It’s just evidence that feeling great, doesn’t mean you’re great…like feeling cute doesn’t mean you’re cute.

It is hard to hate a bitch, any bitch, of any age….who posts slutty selfies designed for people they want to fuck…not the general public who doesn’t even remember who LILY Allen is…

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2019

01

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley the worlds hottest surfer

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Beatrice Negretti Vollyball titties

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Caroline Wozniacki the Tennis Player thats way hotter than GENIE

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Jacinta Beecher a runner with strong thighs..

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Jamie Robbins– the hotter Volleyball player

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Karolina Pilskova slutty tennis player

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Lucy Robson big titty golfer

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Paige Spiranac another big titty golfer

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Paige VanZant is hot and and kill you

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Rossella Fiamingo hot fencer

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*Honourable mention: Taylor Agost – Volleyball

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Posted in:SFW|Top 10

2019

01

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Sneaker Collection of the Day

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Alexis Ren turned to her social media family, you know her people who are there for her through the dark times, and the good times…the kind of people who would buy her nude calendar or sign up to her Patreon to pay her a monthly fee…to show off her Sneaker Collection….

Because this is about the sneakers people…

Good luck finding anyone who doesn’t sexualize themselves on social media to get ahead…the sad news is the brands are moving away from the whores and looking for more refined talent…which means nudity will finally be penalized like it was before instagram…so all the whores saying “it’s easy to get followers get naked”…will have to be clever…yet none of these sluts or their handouts are clever…they just know how to show off their bolt on tits…so here’s the bolt on tits.

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2019

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Workout Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her sweaty tits are still out there working out….

She’s still thick, but skinnier than she was, back when she was working out everyday and not losing weight…maybe it was a thyroid issue, maybe you can’t out-workout a bad diet, maybe she didn’t starve herself out proper, maybe she didn’t do enough drugs the Network or Production Company or Agent sent her…because no one wants to deal with fat talent unless you are selling them as fat talent…but she’s starting to make moves in the right direction, while maintaining her redesigned tits…that are sweaty..

I don’t watch TV, but if I did, I doubt I’d be lusting after Ariel Winter….but you creeps are different and like any tit you see…especially one they watch grow up in front of their eyes…creepy fucks…

Here’s the workout…Stay Fit Fatties..

MORE ARIEL WINTER IN SOME SEE THROUGH SHIT CLICK HERE

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2019

01

Mar

Kristen Stewart Hard Nipples of the Day

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I cant tell if Kristen Stewart just left a rub n tug or if she’s getting ready to star as Aileen Wuornos in some MONSTER remake…..or if she’s just doing the lesbian thing, like the not very good Method actress she is, like Selma Blair with her MS, only for being queer not unable to speak without stuttering and strobing the fuck out….

Is this even real, or is this a fucking cartoon version of a lesbian, cuz actors are identity crisis people who go to the Lesbian bar once….and can imitate the fuck out of what they see there…which is probably a bunch of normals just imitating what they think a lesbian is…cuz everyone’s trying to live up to expectations..I don’t buy it…

If this was a meme it would be “Goes to Lesbian Bar Once”….

“Decides to lick pussy once”…

It’s all so over the top, but she’s never been hot to me…so whatever.

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2019

01

Mar

Bebe Rexha Pornography for her Dad of the Day

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Fat Bebe Rexha is doing her fat empowerment thing – bragging about gaining 5 lbs because fat is cool, and being proud of being fat is cool, cuz everyone is fat…

I just have outdated ideals and support anorexia because it is hot, shows discipline, rather that just seeing these bitches eat all they way, cuz they can afford it, in a King from the Middle Ages, obese on wealth and laziness….it’s just excessive and disgusting…but not as disgusting as her ego…I’ve written about before and won’t write about today…because I don’t see her becoming a popstar as a GO GET EM, YOU’VE PROVED YOURSELF, YOU’VE GOT THE TALENT AND DESERVE THIS….situation…because she’s been in the industry a decade and jumped into being the star before it was too late for her…at 29 years old..in a midlife crisis…even though women die at 30…..sit back, collect your money, be on the backend…the only reason she wants to be the front…is ego…and that’s gross to me…not as gross as her naked body..but still gross…

THAT SAID…

Her dad called her out for posting porn, in a reverse psychology strategy to get her to post more porn, because she posted it on her IG so now she has to keep up momentum to prove that her dad don’t control her…while he controls her…those Albanians…all about incest..it’s a fact…google. it…..

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