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2019

01

Mar

Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini of the Day

I have been holding out on this old lady CHEF and her big spoiled rich kid big tits in a bikini…all week…

I’ve been sitting here looking at it on the FORUM ….and I sat there thinking….”I’ll wait until friday to share this with all of my friends”…that means you…my friend…even though I know I don’t have any friends..and that you are a robot from Russia fishing for data to rig your next election…but I am allowed to pretend….that I am considerate, bringing you this, as a gift….and it is not even Christmas…

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2019

01

Mar

Ali Larter Naked of the Day

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Ali Larter is still alive…and in her time off, since she hasn’t worked in years, not since the Whipped Cream Bikini that basically created her celebrity, she’s had amble energy to figure out how to clickbait using social media properly….TITS OUT….she’s just not fully committed to the fucking cause….cuz where’s the fucking NIPPLE….I mean these old timers just don’t fucking get it…that is why the young young are taking over….

She is at the Selma Blair age…where she should just go for the chronic disease…and yes..Selma Blair fake retardation is going to be the only thing I like to write about for the next few day / weeks / months / years…

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2019

28

Feb

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is out here promoting her lingerie line with the thickness….cuz thickness is in…at least when it comes to women…because you’re all a bunch of perverts…and a bunch of fucking lazy fucks who don’t have any self discipline in anything…and just eat eat eat cuz you’ve made your money and don’t care…not property brothers money maybe…but still enough to buy all the cake she wants from her lazy throne in her multi million dollar homes…

I still like Rihanna. She should have been the star of A Star is Born…fucking anyone by GAGA trash…

LINGERIE PIC…HERE.

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2019

28

Feb

Ciara Pussy Print of the Day

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Ciara was a mom….at least once…before deciding to be a virgin and wait until marriage with her most recent husband who I think she’s also a mom with….I think it was Tristan Thompson or some shit, no wait, that’s the Kardashian baby daddy who is literally on the every website and ever news platform, because he fucked some other chick….which is something the public SHOULD NOT CARE ABOUT…and is just PR for the Karadashians that apparently works cuz you are all fucking idiots, disgraces, who should be taken out back and shot…

Ciara held her pussy out for Russell Wilson, and now they are happy…so happy she’s brought her pussy out in a bating suit for all to see what she didn’t give the motherfucker…until he married her…even though that pussy had been passed around a few times before him..in some backwards born again virginity shit…that doesn’t mean bitch isn’t a slut.

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2019

28

Feb

Mya Thickness in a Bikini of the Day

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Yes MYA is still alive….and she’s almost 40 and with that, despite Black Not Cracking…and many aged black ladies still looking banging…this bitch is thick as fuck…from the waist down…the way some of you may want your women…but in ways that scare me…even if they meant that she crush watermelons with her thighs…convenient in those times when you’ve got all kinds of watermelons and no knife to cut em….right?

I realize mentioning watermelons when posting a black chick…is daring, edgy, and puts me at risk of being called racist…

Ultimately, that racial connotation is your own racism because I just couldn’t think of any benefit of having legs this big – other than crushing melons…

Deal with it.

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2019

28

Feb

Malia Obama Bikini Pics of the Day

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Malia Obama in her white bikini, which is my favorite color bikini, since you can often times see pussy when they get wet…or at least pussy stains when they are not wet…which to some of us is erotic…

These are from a few weeks ago, you know young, rich, daughter of the first Black President….half naked on the beach at the most expensive hotel in South Beach….showing off her young fit body for the paparazzi…and really the American people..because by default she is a representative of them…even to those of you racists out there who hated Obama…he was still your overlord and thus this is your princess…by default more important than you.

I figure republican, democrat, Trump Supporter, or Sanders Supporter, or anything you are in your life that you get caught up in this nonsense like your opinion matters….we can all agree…this is what America is all about….BITCHES IN BIKINIS! Like an 80s movie but REAL FUCKING LIFE…

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2019

28

Feb

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren is the single most important slut to happen on instagram…because I think she was the first of the “Traveler Sluts”…to really go viral. I think she was the first to really break through the media and hit the mainstream around the nation….and even here in Canada…magazines and Newspapers were talking about this “dream couple’ this “aspirational couple”…they were the “Screensaver” of their generation and they inspired a bunch of sluts of the internet to be the future sluts doing the same simple hustle….of being a slut in exciting tropical locations….

Well she consistently….brings the bolt on tits to the internet….and that is a good thing. Simplistic marketing at its best….tits out!

HERE ARE HER TEETH / TITS from Instagram..

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2019

28

Feb

Brie Larson Got Them TIts Out of the Day

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Brie Larson’s move to being the hot, rich, top billed actress in Comic Book movies, which are the shit product in Hollywood that solidifies that the actor is only there for the fucking money, and anything they tell you about artistry is bullshit, they just want to get paid….

Annoys me….

Because she’s not hot, she’s just a lot of marketing, for some reason someone saw this dumpy bitch and decided to invest in her, and that she would be like Margot Robbie, get her that academy award they basically paid for, then use her in shitty action movies…all while not being that hot….

So here is this famewhore, who is getting what she wants, cuz the hot chicks are too busy being influencers…and the media hypes her, the people hype her, when she is really just a fucking lie, a scam…which I guess is what acting is all about….

Garbage tits on a garbage cunt.

What is this? BLACK SNAKE MOAN?

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2019

27

Feb

PINK in a Wet Bikini of the Day

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PINK, like Lady Gaga…is an unfortunate use of POPSTARS….there are just so many hotter, more interesting personalities out there…

I realize that PINK is in her 40s, was a popstar in her early 20s, and is just living off that money.

I realize that she’s a mom, with a mom body, with some cross fit size to her….and it’s terrible and what you’d expect to find on a lesbian…not on a popstar…

I can still think she’s a total misuse of popstar….because she doesn’t look all that different than she did when she was in her 20s…and that’s not a great thing…you kind of want to hope for a woman that her 20s were her hot years…but PINK just never been hot, and has always been a beefy, strong, muscular dude…

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2019

27

Feb

Camila Morrone Sports Bra of the Day

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Camila Morrone is Leo DiCaprio’s beard, who he may fuck. I mean I like to focus on his homosexuality, but I think he’s more a rich and famous guy, who just gets anything he wants, so young pussy is interchangeable, while fucking your boys is more masculine, animalistic, domineering, rewarding…who knows what the motivation…but being an actor is a queer thing to be…so whether he fucks these big enough tits…Camila Morrone….who is a terrible actress, but who has grown up in Hollywood….was DeNiro or Pacino’s stepdaugther, cuz her mom was some South American whore / actress who came to America to fuck who she needed to fuck and to be in the scene with the right people…where her daughter could finish her story, tell her narrative, doing what she wanted to do do…the A-List of the new generation….it helps her celebrity, will help her career and castings…and it all makes sense…

Like this pic of her taking a titty selfie, in an era where titty selfies are what matter…..