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2019

06

Mar

Hailey Bieber’s Church Hooker Outfit of the Day

Hailey Bieber pretends to be some new age Jesus freak. Her dad is also a Jesus Freak…after years of being a coke addicted mess….and his business partner the My Pillow guy also a Jesus freak…Hailey may not know better…or may not care…but she’s the sluttiest that the church has to offer…just a debaucherous little fame chasing whore who spent her life being an influencer or instagram model…instead of committing to the church and doing good.

I don’t take her religions seriously…just look at the fuck me boots…modest cuz she has a coat on…but if the right job came along before she got that Bieber money…she’d have her pussy lips spread for the opportunity..garbage.

Here she is in some tight leggings drinking ENSURE a meal replacement cuz bitch needs to stay skinny, it’s all she’s got going for her, other than the fact Bieber didn’t sign a Pre-Nup…and she’s now set for life thanks to his parents whoring him out to the world….everyone gets a piece…except Selena Gomez..that bitch is just creepy and obsessed with him…while this Hailey Beiber brat knows her place…and that is being his body double cuz they look the fucking same…

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2019

06

Mar

Avalon Nadfalusi Instathot of the Day

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Avalon Nadfalusi is the instathot of the day…

The world doesn’t have enough trashy Australian chicks who get naked or half naked on instagram….building out an audience…

It’s like every DJ Whore club girl raver, every stripper, every bar maid or waitress, every hot chick and average at best chick….has an instagram…where any chance she gets to post the pics she finds the hottest of herself…she takes.

I don’t think we need to do much research on Avalon….we can just scope out her self produced content.

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Posted in:Avalon Nadfalusi|SFW

2019

06

Mar

Dakota Fanning Leggings of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…

Just another one of these kids who had parents who had a dream – a dream so big that they threw their daughter into the pedophile filled corrupt hollywood…where perverts and degenerates manipulated their way to becoming rich as fuck…and untouchable…because everyone couldn’t see past their celebrity and admit that they are evil…especially not parents with a dream.

Well Dakota…a victim, who hasn’t cracked yet…surprisingly….

But who is showing some of her front crack in leggings…

Which is a good look for her…at least as far as I’m concerned…

The vagina of creepy child stars when they are adult is not creepy to masturbate to….so long as you weren’t a fan of her’s when she was that celebrated child star….

You’re the kind of guy who goes to Thailand for the beaches…aren’t you…

Fucking pervert.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such fucking trash.

That’s all I have to say about that or the clickbait she is producing, on her qust to be the next Kylie Jenner…billion dollar instagram product hustler cashing in on her idiot fans…

Fake titty shake in a bikini, even though fake tits cause cancer, with her meth looking skin…is just gross…and looks like it smells…it looks like the reason I once got a rash after getting into a Hot Tub at a hotel…dirty water thanks to dirty fucking people…using it as a toilet, bath, and place to climax…where their herpes lives for weeks or months for poor bastards assuming hot tubs, warm water that strangers soak in, is perfectly healthy, safe and somewhere they want to soak…

Gross.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

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It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here..

I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out…

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction…

Point being..model at Carnivale…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day

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I saw this Taylor Swift meme and felt the need to post it…because it’s so fucking bad…and a reminder that not all memes are created equally, but also a reminder that I’ve failed at Social media due to my inability to MEME.

If I was a solid meme creator, or MEME curator, I would be rich as fuck off dumb relatable jokes that eventually just get submitted….and that you theoretically can hire an assistant to post for you so you can do other things like sitting on your ass all day…

Instead, I am downloading and uploading pics of nonsense celebs that I can get sued over….for ungrateful assholes and 5 dollars a day….

With ZERO relevance….after so many hours of updates over 14 fucking years….

When all I had to do was MEME…

What a fail….Taylor Swift’s ass in shorts remind me of that failure…..it also reminds me that I hate this bitch…and I don’t look forward to her new tour and promotional tour she’s about to go on because she’s out there on another cash grab with a new album….annoying.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2019

05

Mar

Cardi B – Stripper on a Yacht of the Day

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Cardi B is the hottest popstar in the world, who came from a stripper background and who brought her stripper storyline to the mainstream as it was a public part of her story….

I find her trash, but I find everything trash, but I also think strippers are great, no real bullshit with them, unless you’re trying to fuck them….it can get expensive…but when it comes to grabbing their tits and asses..it’s just transactional. A logical way to deal with chicks who are too hot to ever let you touch their tits outside of the stripclub…even if they are garbage fucking humans….you can still grab the tits and THAT is what matters….

I do think her story spoke to all the girls out there with no opinion of their own, easily influenced, who are borderline sex workers….giving them more reason to keep up the sex working, to take it pro…..where they hope they can end up like Cardi B…the biggest star in America….If that stripper can make it….they can all make it…and in the process…a whole influx of new young tits to grab for 10 dollars a song…NOT bad…always into new tits.

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2019

05

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Wet for Vogue of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen getting wet for Vogue Germany….because Tom Brady’s got their press agents and PR team on riding that Superbowl win hype, while perpetuating the lie that Gisele isn’t a transgender…born with a dick…who as time has gone on, the transition has made her face more feminine, because I guess more money has gone into her mission of being as woman as possible.

I don’t really know why I decided Gisele was trans back at Victoria’s Secret….I just assumed it was one of those lies that got too deep or too big to manage. What was a logical casting decision by the brand in the back streets of brazil “She’ll never get her period, no risk of days off or bloat for two weeks a month, it’s a win”…..sold off to Tom Brady – a gay athlete….like all athletes…they grow up showering together, no fear of the dick…..only to be this weird power couple…

I guess I just think it’s a better story than star model, meets star player, makes store family, live in huge mansions in various places…cuz they are stupid rich possible truth…

Maybe her gender is like the Flat Earth movement…we’ll never know the truth.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Jessica Alba Erotica of the Day

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Jessica Alba pushing her tits together because she heard Kylie Jenner is a billionaire from her social media make-up line and figures that at 40, she better step the fuck up with her whoring the fuck out – because she hasn’t tried hard enough in terms of being a whore – even though she was only cast for being the hot chick, she was the low hanging fruit hot chick who put her tits out there…she was the hot chick who was never naked, who launched a brand, and who became a mom of 3-4….and now….Jessica Alba’s here bringing it…because all these people want to get as much money as possible, far more money than the next guy, because that’s how egos work. You gotta be the best…..

So here’s some old lady tits, that still look good, cuz she’s got that Mexican blood in her, all that money, and doesn’t fucking rot away like white chicks do.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2019

05

Mar

Brie Larson Average at Best for an Average bitch Trying to Be Sexy in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…..

Her looks, her acting, everything about her is totally uninspiring. She’s not exciting. She’s not some sleeper talent. She was placed into an Oscar winning performance by her team, who decided she was the one to run with. They need big payday girls to justify big budgets that get them all paid stupid money.

Now she’s a comicbook hero, in the comic book movies, which are the only movies that make stupid money….movies only money grubbing pieces of shit….who don’t care about the stat of hollywood, moviemaking or any artistry….sign in for the money, to be rich as fuck, cuz that’s all these garbage people think about…that is why most out of hollywood is fucking shit.

Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…

She’s fucking garbage.