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2019

10

Apr

Josie Canseco Almost Nip Slip of the Day

I just did a post about celebrity kids, but the real value is in athlete kids….

The reason is that celebs have these egos, I know athletes do too, but actors think of themselves as artists, with culture, who are paid fairly and not overpaid for their nonsense..

While athletes are ghetto, they have egos too, ridiculous egos, overpaid ridiculous egos, too much money to know what to do with it, but they are jocks and don’t have culture or class or any interest in that. Athletes typically buy the dumbest shit, spend all their money and the whole thing is pretty LOLZ…

Not to mention, they don’t have kids with socialites, or old money, or other artists or actors who call themselves artists…but rather with women who are strippers, waitresses, or in Josie Canseco’s case…work at hooters.

It is hilarious to me that this rich brat’s mom is a fucking Hooters girl..

So staring at her tits makes it all make sense, come full circle, circle of life or some shit…

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2019

10

Apr

Nicole Eleftheriadou Hot Water Polo Player of the Day

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Nicole Eleftheriadou is a Water Polo Player…

She also represents my fetish of girls who get naked on social media because being good at their obscure sports isn’t lucrative enough for them to make the money they need to make to live that good life they all want to live….but getting naked or half naked on instagram…that shit has staying power, earning potential, and your lame career as an athlete in an obscure sport is a talking point, to distract people from thinking you’re just a straight up slut…cuz you’re a straight up slut who can play a fucking game at a higher level than the average and that can’t be discounted by you perverts.

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2019

10

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Braless of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the rich celebrity child that everyone is excited about, or maybe that no one is excited about but me….and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan, but rather because I like celebrity kids in all their entitled glory….you know always in the shadow, most don’t accomplish shit on their own, but they get to live a good life thanks to their parents’ success, all that money, those houses…from parents who weren’t hard working geniuses, but rather overpaid actors….who were only actors because they didn’t want to work to begin with….so it’s just lazy raising lazy..

Lily Rose Depp is from France, where she was raised outside of Hollywood, thanks to her mom…so she’s got that Euro hipster unshowered vibe to her…despite being in LA…living that LA vapid cunt life cuz she can…it is the place to be….

She also has two bodies, an upper body that is tiny and a lower body that has cankles, making her look sturdy enough to win the wrestling match I have in my mind for her and Amber Heard….protecting her dad’s honor….

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2019

10

Apr

Phoebe Price Tits and Dog Shit of the Day

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Phoebe Price picking up dog shit, may tap into your big titties on an old broad, just out there making a mockery of the paparazzi and tabloids, by convincing the paparazzi to take pics of her being silly and shameless for attention…a strategy she’s been doing for years and that works….each story published excites her….

I think what she’s done has been genius, like a social experiment, or like living art, but I don’t think she realizes just how important her social commentary in just living as Phoebe Price is on the grand scheme of the world…

The 5 minutes of fame, media manipulation, all that good stuff…..

Then there’s the whole Phoebe Price picking up dock shit, but not in a nice way, in a fucking vile, for the camera – cuz she likely finds it funny…like a troll…that makes us want to gag while looking at her big thirsty old broad tits…and the whole this is jus styled so weird, it’s gotta be a prank….so I have no choice but to buy into it and love it.

Phoebe Price is awesome. A genius. Seriously.

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2019

10

Apr

Natalie Roser is Naked of the Day

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Natalie Roser…..

An instagram model….showing you what it takes to be an instagram model…

A willingness to be half naked….and an ability to get pervert photographers….to take pics of them.

Doesn’t matter who she is…what she does….but look at her ass.

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2019

09

Apr

Josephine Skriver Costa Rican Bikini Test Tube Baby of the Day

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If you’re prolife, then you better be against IVF….cuz if you’re a believer in GOD giving babies to people, then you need to be into GOD not giving people babies. If you’re moral compass is that Abortion is killing a life, and the foundation of that is based on your belief in God, more than it is in your belief in killing potential babies is bad…even if the kind of women getting knocked up often times are the kind of women who shouldn’t be having kids….then you must embrace that IVF or anything that involves making a baby in a lab, as to your specifications, like Josephine Skriver’s dad did with her…is the sign of all evil….

So when you see couples with IVF babies, God didn’t want that, science did…so don’t go celebrate the miracle of technology allowing people who can’t breed naturally, buying their pregnancy, because you can’t embrace tech as God’s gift in one instance, and condemn it in another.

I like consistency.

Posted in:Josepehine Skriver|SFW

2019

09

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Dark Nipples of the Day

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This is pretty bold of Ashley Tisdale….

Wearing a see through shirt with her dark nipples out there to be seen…and not just being trendy and cool about it…like “Oh I don’t wear bras”…she’s actually making a point to her followers who may have just passively seen her pic and not realize that there are exposed nipples…by saying that her husband supports her freeing the nipple…and showing everyone her tits.

I guess when you date a girl or marry a girl who was once on TV and is famous, the only thing you find appealing about her is her status in the world and money in the bank, it’s nice to be reminded that dudes want to fuck her and think she’s hot all these years after she stopped working….

Social media offers a CUCK who isn’t fully ready to CUCK, the opportunity to test the waters…to be like “so do you want to fuck my wife”….that gets him excited about his wife….so when he fucks her he can be like “so many ppl want to fuck you but I get to fuck you”…it’s an ego boost.

I think she’s a little late to the game. The free the nipple shit is a few years old and no wearing a bra is pretty fucking common. Leave the house in the summer. Nipples everywhere…

But I guess to her fans who think she’s hot, this is a big deal, cuz she’s never been nude and this is one step in the right direction for that…

I mean anything to distract from her botced nose job and busted face is effective. Keep it up. Free that nipple girl…get some of that mid 2000s hype back on yourself like it was High School Musical country….

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2019

09

Apr

Alexis Ren Nude of the Day

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Alexis Ren just keeps on cultivating her talents for social media…going deeper and deeper down the creative journey that is being a whore on instagram without being too much of a whore that brands write you off and treat you like a whore…it’s that clever Em Rat Cow whoring that gets you the 100k deals despite just being a titty model…while other titty models can only close Skinny Tea campaigns that pay them 2 dollars for every tea box they sell..

Now sure Alexis Ren is zero exciting in her nudity, showing her young fit body and bolt on tits in various ways, but it’s better than nothing…

So let her think she’s on some higher journey….and not some instagram whore, even though her content is that of an instagram whore…just enjoy it.

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2019

09

Apr

Oana Gregory Hard Nipples of the Day

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Oana Gregory is an ex Disney Kid…

She is showing off her fitness “activewear”….

Which if you leave your house, and I don’t really leave the house, but I have enough to see that women fucking love Active Wear…it’s like the socially acceptable pajamas…that make them look fit, or tight bodied thanks to all the form fitting fabrics, while offering them the comfort of pretty much being naked, all while not looking like lazy pigs their husbands know they are…spending the money on the gym, lunching, while he’s at work trying to fuck the interns…Life…

While, Activewear, like bikinis, is a fully accepted excuse to be half naked showing off body on the internet – oftentimes with no underwear on…naughty naughty…but not nearly as naughty as she probably was when she was sucking Disney EXEC dick….

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2019

09

Apr

Victoria Justice in Bra Top of the Day

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Oh shit it is Coachella weekend coming up. The most important weekend on social media…at least it was…

Just a place that was coveted and holy for all that is on instagram…

I have a feeling people are over-it, as it is a lame, commercial thing to be part of….but for every too cool for some played out shit, there’s a few dozen maybe even hundreds of people who are just getting to experience it for the first time….so outdated really…get a fucking grip.

Are young people actually into this shit, or is it just 40 year old women who were once young girls sucking dick for VIP tickets, still sucking dick for VIP tickets….

I guess I will never know, cuz I avoid all this shit as hard as I can….

But Victoria Justice, who paved the way for Ariana Grande, and who carried the show named after her – for Ariana Grande to develop her skills she too to the top of the charts….is still out there probably more desperate than ever. Something I apprecaiate in a woman.

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