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2019

09

Apr

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

Lucy Hale has a pair of leggings jacked up her cunt, like most girls who wear leggings, which is the great thing about leggings, and something I don’t remember seeing happen back in the early 90s when leggings became a massive trend….

I have no memory of looking at pussy lips protruding from either side of a legging seam back then…and I wonder why that is….

I know I am a pervert, voyeur, who stares at every woman’s genitals and have for as long as I can remember…so the whole legging thing would clearly be a big deal.

I know that back then, I didn’t have access to porn, I mean sure there were Playboys and mags around, and the occasional VHS fell into your lap…but I wasn’t out there renting porn, or buying porn…never buy porn was a life philosophy I’ve stuck to….so I know I’d remember staring at a solid cameltoe…

I know I remember all the hard nipples I came across back then…mainly in high school gym class…

So I wonder, was I not looking, is my memory foggy, or has all this whoring out made pussy lips bigger? Have the hormones in the food make the pussy lips are getting bigger? Or is it the panties they wear? The fabrication of the leggings them self….and ultimately does it even matter? Does Lucy Hale, a girl who gets lots of TV work, and her cameltoe matter? Definitely not, but I’d rather see a cameltoe on a bitch in public than nothing at all. It makes for a better user experience.

Why is this my life? I don’t have the answer.

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2019

09

Apr

Madison Beer Hard Nipples of the Day

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There is a time when every child must grow its wings and leave the nest, and parents can hope that the lessons they taught them in their homes, will stay with the child for life, and will inspire the child to make the right decisions along the way, in career, in personal and social lives…you know to just be that good persona and to do their best.

In Madison Beer’s case, her mom taught her from a young age to be a whore, masturbation fodder, with her budding young tits on Youtube, to get the views up so that they could close that record deal…and with that…we now have a signed Youtuber, out there with her tits, doing what her mom taught her…because shamelessness is better when it is deep rooted their DNA because it is all they know. Far better strategy than when they have to learn to be whores on their own, like those kids raised in the Church who come out of that like full mental cases…throwing their pussies at everyone trying to figure it out…where as the ones raised in the “social media sex trade”…can make better choices cuz they are more focused and professional about the whole thing….

Here are her nipples in a bra top…

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2019

09

Apr

Sailor Brinkley Cook Topless of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is proof that a hot mom, who now looks like some sort of zombie muppet thanks to her vanity and available budget for her vanity…..does not necessarily produce hot daughters when she herself reduces herself to a sex worker….who is only there for the money…

But I have a feeling Sailor Brinkley Cook doesn’t realize she’s not cute. She’s just got money and attention from her last name and the fact that she’s going to inherit a billion dollars….all the family real estate…and she’s no fat and gets to always hang in her bikini while fucking surfer dudes in Australia…

Or maybe she realizes it doesn’t matter and you don’t need to be cute to look cute on social media…you just need to show your ass and get topless in the pose all the girls are doing cuz it’s trendy, mainstream and repetitive.

There is no artistry in shamelessness anymore, especially when you’re a lazy rich kid who doesn’t need to put in any real effort.

Right.

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2019

08

Apr

Faith and Cambrie Schroder Incest of the Day

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Ricky Schroder must be happy that at least something with his last name is making the headlines…you know after 4 decades of his being irrelevant…

All it took was a series of slutty daughters and instagram….

Thanks Mark Zuckerberg for giving girls a not so safe space, to be the inner half naked whore she wants to be, while giving pervert dudes access to endless softcore porn of everyday girls, making it the biggest amateur porn site around….publicly traded amateur porn site….

It is the hub that people look at and turn to….get inspired by..and emulate because everyone is a fucking drone…a copycat…running the same lazy, uninspired hustle, that happens to be a sex workers hustle, of half nakedness for us to jack off to..

So not only does it give ppl a venue to be sluts, it gives us a place to see sluts, and it inspires or normalizes being sluts, so other girls who would never have been sluts, can now jump in and become sluts….because it’s ok for them to be sluts..

When I was in High School…the trend was Khakis from The Gap…one bitch got a pair, and they all had a pair…

Now the trends is weekend gang bangs and bikini pics with bikini bottoms pulled up to your uterus…

It’s kind of more interesting to be alive now….

But it’s also kind of boring because you don’t get to be the one convincing the girl to be a slut, which is 90 percent of the fun in seduction…the inner satisfaction and reward of cultivating a slut from your own manipulative tactics…instead of just having a fast food version of a slut given to you on a platter..

Not that you have sluts given to you, but you can jack off to the pics of them, it’s a communal thing really…

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Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|Faith Schroder|SFW

2019

08

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is pretty irrelevant across the board.

I assume that she doesn’t think she’s irrelevant as she hops into her Range Rover…like she’s got enough money to pay for it without the help of a sugar daddy, because her actual daddy is worth some money and can pay her an allowance, which doesn’t mean she’s not out there fucking dudes for money or opportunity, it just means she doesn’t HAVE to fuck dudes for money or opportunity if she doesn’t want to, because she has a real daddy who can pay for her shit…so is much less desperate than so many of these other bitches….plus she’s made money along the way, doing her instagram thing, I don’t know how much she’s made, she’s barely a thing…but clearly enough to re-invest into herself with hiring the paparazzi to flash her panties for….

You know this panty flash is staged, the outfit too coordinated to her panties…if this was real life THERE WOULD BE BLOOD…or stains of some sort…ask any girl to show you her panties and you will find a petri dish of fun to wrap around your face and jack off to while they are out for the day…including but not limited to your mom’s panties….you sick fuck…

It is kind of funny seeing some instagram bitch walk around like she’s a fucking classic hollywood star…get a fucking grip.

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2019

08

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through Dark Nipples of the Day

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Look everyone Bella Thorne wants you to notice her.

I guess she’s sad that her hype has died the fuck down and people have stopped bothering her, caring about her, noting her, so she’s bringing out the nipples.

The benefit of her social media is that she is not forgotten like most young stars of the past, when their show is over, they are over. Typecast and forgotten. Left to deal with their parents who stole on their money before their 18th birthday….

But here they are going viral on social media, so you have the whole demise documented, with moments of seemingly being relevant…because they do a series of viral stunts…but the viral stunts get boring pretty quick….unless she is spreading her ass cuz we haven’t seen her spread ass yet…it’s all pretty repetitive…

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2019

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter must be eating the KETO diet, or doing a lot of speed, like the old Hollywood tactics to not have fat talent, because fat is gross and no one wants to see it, not even other fat people…not even the fat people pretending to be empowered for being fat…it’s really a lot of self hatred and sadness…

Ariel Winter’s still got her big tits, the rebuilt big tits, so she doesn’t need to wear a bra and that don’t need to be the victims of the weight loss where the sag to the ground…

She’s got a neck and chin again, which must be nice, for someone who spent the last 3 years looking like SHREK’s wife.

It’s nice to see, because she looks way hotter, way better and the MOST important thing….she’s not pretending to be proud of being a fat chick…like other fat chicks…she instead worked hard to get less fat…and that is what all you fat sluts should be doing…

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2019

08

Apr

Ashanti Pussy Dance of the Day

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Ashanti is still around and proving that the PUSSY DANCE…an instagram sensation…for girls who don’t know what to post but who are half naked and don’t want to miss the miss the opportunity….to show the world her pussy dance….all the pussy shaking on social media all the time…cuz all motherfuckers the same….

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2019

08

Apr

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

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I think the meme script behind this picture of 90 year old Halle Berry….is:

“Tries Instagram Once”….

Because girl, who was off limits and exclusive for so fucking long, is now out there quickly adapting to the way all the peasant women who aren’t celebrities build up a fan base and celebrity…by busting out here tits…

It’s really that easy, almost laughable, and I am sure that is what celebrities look at influencers as…the peasants stealing their money and reducing their value after years all for just showing her tits….so this is reclaiming the tits….the celeb tits….which aren’t anymore exciting than regular tits, but richer is a bigger sense of purpose….and self importance….but not really cuz all bitches think they are Halle Berry…..and have that same self importance.

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2019

08

Apr

Halsey is a Hooker of the Day

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Halsey is full of shit….but people in LA seem to be drawn to bullshit stories…from their castles they live in, it’s like they are connecting with real people, something they crave in their industry…so they end up connecting with idiots like this….

She’s got this whole storyline of being a homeless drug addict, who was actually just a party girl who didn’t have an apartment and crashed on people’s floors…

She eventually made it into the VIP room and connected with some DJs who she laid vocal tracks for and all of a sudden mattered..

But if that hadn’t worked out for her, she now says she considered sex work…

Because – THAT IS JUST HOW LAZY THIS BITCH IS…

She didn’t want a real job, and was willing to suck dick for money instead of geting a real job, with a schedule and hours and responsibility…

I actually don’t even believe the story, a few months ago, she was all about being a black chick, cuz her dad is black apparently…and now she’s a homeless sex worker….

I mean it’s all nonsense marketing, gets people talking, and we know girls her age from Instagram…and know they are all fucking sex workers…that’s how they live without a job.

Halsey was just lucky to get in with someone who could make her famous, sucking the right dick with her sex work, so that it isn’t even called sex work.

I find this story ridiculous…but I also hate this lazy trash…and all it represents..

Here are some throwback pics of her being a hooker