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2019

08

Apr

January Jones Naked of the Day

Hey January Jones, keep it in your pants…otherwise you’ll end up pregnant with another kid who doesn’t know who his dad is because your vagina is like a smoothie of sperm from various men you’ve fucked that day, swirling around trying to find your womb….OR…she’s just a slut, who knows who the baby daddy is and took a pay off to keep his name out of the press, because he’s either high profile, or married…either way…she gets paid and that makes life more fun, it allows her to do all the things she wants to do…like post shitty content to her social media for her fans…cuz it’s not like this bitch actually works as an actress…I haven’t seen her in anything ever…

This is likely from a photoshoot, not from a selfie, but we can collectively say “SHOW US MORE MOM PUSSY”….because that circus freak pussy you get from being a mom…you know th clown car pussy people climb out of – is the whole basis of being a mom….so I say show it to the fucking world….like you’re PT BARNUM…

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2019

08

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

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I don’t know why Lais Ribeiro is doing the same titty dance as Jennifer Lopez …..maybe it’s some Latin based memo that I wasn’t included on…

J.Lo the New York born Puerto Rican….and Lais Ribeiro the single mom from Brazil…not quite from the same time of Latin…but doing the same titty jiggle dance..

Maybe it’s just a lack of creativity, when backed into a wall and in need of updating the social media, all women respond the same – with a TITTY JIGGLE…

Maybe this is some deep rooted DNA coded primal instinct women have when faced with a camera, danger, or whatever.

Maybe we just uncovered some missing link in Anthropology…that no one has ever mapped out cuz they are too busy jacking off to the titty jiggle…

Or maybe it’s just basic bullshit from a whore who is paid to be half naked trying to be sexy…on some sex worker level of talent…

Either way…a Single Mom from Brazil who is paid a lot of money a year by a panty brand…shaking her tits…is fun.

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2019

08

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Erotica of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez shaking her 50 year old tits was the alternate title….

She just goes to show you that no matter how much money you have, if you’re programmed to be a shapeshifting egotistical cunt who has crawled her way out of the gutter to reach the level of celebrity that she has, by tricking people to think she has talent, totally understanding how to market to people like a Kardashian, while lasting in this entertainment career for over 20 years….you’ll be an exhibitionist, attention seeking slut forever.

There is no need for J.Lo doing slutty dancing she will probably blame on her latin roots…

Yet…she’s out there producing content of herself doing slutty dancing…like some low level stripper because out of all the things we have learned on the internet…women fucking love getting watched whilst doing slutty things…they fucking LIVE for it…it’s so common it isn’t a generalization..

We’re in a position where people will say “not all women are sluts you misogynist”…which for the record I truly don’t identify as, so you can’t call me one…

If dudes can identify as women and the general population accepts that as fact, I can identify as someone who isn’t a misogynist….and be accepted as that…

I just say all women are sluts because statistically they are…

Just like all men are pigs…

Cuz statistically we are….

Deal with it. While watching an old lady try to stay youthful and hip shaking her tits….when she knows it is the J.Lo diaper ass we care about. What is this with her always evolving her manipulation tactics…

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2019

08

Apr

Lottie Moss Topless of the Day

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Lottie Moss taking after her fake sister Kate Moss and busting her tits out…

She’s one of those people who either adopt their famous friend or relative’s last name to give themselves more credibility, or she is in fact Kate Moss’ dad’s other daughter with a different mother, but either way, she has been milking her legendary sister’s success and celebrity for what must be her entire life, even though there’s a huge age difference and she’s likely only met Kate Moss a dozen or so times..

This is the kind of girl who is like “Do you know who my sister is”…every time she tries to get into a club or restaurant or some other high end and exclusive thing all these idiots are drawn to…

She is also the kind of girl who gets model work, just because of her last name, which is weird, and she may or may not be on a reality show…but she does spend time in the USA where I guess she’s trying to launch a more lucrative career of being Kate Moss’ sister.

Either way, her tits out is a good sign…of good things to come..because despite being Kate Moss’ sister, she’s got a bigger set of tits, which I guess is the one thing she’s got over Kate and that she is apparently into using.

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2019

08

Apr

Miley Cyrus Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a fan of Ellen Von Unwerth, a celebrity photographer that does some “high concept” sleazy photography.

She’s one of those overhyped people, but her pictures don’t bother me that much, I just don’t think she’s the creative genius she is paid to be….but people are idiots and buy into anything with any hype…and she does do sexual content and has been since the 90s….so it makes sense why a celebrity like Miley would turn to her to take all the slutty pics of Miley that ever come out.

They are like creative partners, Miley Unwerth’s muse, only because to be a celebrity photographer means you’re some soulless fuck who sucks up to celebs, like a chameleon who can scam them out of money…everyone an opportunist…

I can spot an Unwerth photo a mile away – I’ve seen a lot of them – and the reality is if she’s in there getting celebs naked for bullshit high concept that really isn’t all that high concept…I got no complaints…keep it coming so we can keep things coming….in our soiled sweatpants.

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2019

05

Apr

Nina Agdal Ass Shot of the Day

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Nina Agdal has been abusing the cheques she gets from The March of Dimes, going on beach vacations and taking pictures of her ass.. because even retard’s have asses..

Just ask DYNASTYLOVEYOU.

No No…

By retard, I mean girl who I assumed was some affirmative action, inclusivity bikini model…for Sports Illustrated….cuz she had a fit body…and they were trying to be progressive..

And by retard, I mean girl who thinks she is hot but looks like she’s missing a chromosome, or has the extra chromosome, not someone actually is….

Because by retard, I don’t mean offence to actual retards, you’re not supposed to use that word to describe them anymore….but I think you can use it on someone who looks like them, but isn’t actually them…..

And by retard, I mean she’s smart enough to seduce rich guy with her special needs, special Olympics looking face and hot fit bikini model body….

So not very retarded at all…just out there manipulating all of us retards who just need some ass to secure our attention…homing in on that with laser focus all it too was ass.

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2019

05

Apr

IBTC is the Hashtag of the Day

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#IBTC is the Hashtag of the Day….

It stands for ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE

I have decided to find random HASHTAGS and post the sluttiest things tagged to that Hashtag.

This is shit I used to do in 2004 when I started the site with Google Image Search….

Oh How Far I Have Evolved in 15 years…

A real story of internet stardom and success right here…

Not worth the billion dollars dumber people who have been on the internet less than me are worth…

Not worth shit…

But at least I can find slutty pics with random hashtags…

Maybe this is what life is about.

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2019

05

Apr

Noah Cyrus Underage Drinking in a Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is pretty consistent with being an unattractive, even disgusting little toll.

She is also consistent with being a bootleg ugly version of her sister who only matters because of who her sister is.

Even being Billy Ray’s girl, she had no fucking hope and thanks to Miley she’s got some visibility which feeds her ego a little but is a constant reminder that she is just always second tier…

But she lives the rich life, the famous life, doesn’t need much credibility or work for herself to just be a vapid, lazy, garbage instagram chick who is half naked and gets the luxury of spending everyday like it was a Saturday….and lucky for her she doesn’t need to try to sugar baby to make that happen since people would only really pay the discount bargain basement price…

It all works out for everyone in the end….

Here is her dad Billy Ray making a comeback with the black crowd – doing black country. We like it.

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2019

05

Apr

JoJo Bikini Tits of the Day

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JoJo’s words of wisdom that she doesn’t express to us via her music no one remembers….is through her bikini…..and she’s saying NEVER GIVE UP IF NO ONE REMEMBERS>

Just post your tits in the bikini and the perverts will crawl out of the fucking gutter to stare at you…

That’s how life works….

The body ain’t tight, but it’s half naked and not as fat as most people, so I guess it’s tight enough, it’s not like she’s 15 anymore you freaks…just take what you can get and remember with fat – comes tits – most of the time – unless you’re one of those unfortunate flat chested fat chicks….in which case…some pervert will still fuck you cuz that’s what perverts fucking do.

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2019

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Panties for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk proves that you take the whore out of Russian – and give her that premium A-List sperm to make babies…she still remains a whore…but one who is far more high end because she’s taken that A-List sperm to make a baby…so her panty flashes are not for perverts who throw ten dollar bills at her anymore…or in her case RUBLES at her….or rationed bread..working for the cam companies…but instead for VOGUE…and that’s pretty fancy….it’s like the smell of her pussy no longer of a gutter whore but now that of a fancy French perfume. Funny how status does that to a bitch…

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