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2019

05

Apr

DynastyLoveYou Pussy Dance of the Day

DynastyLoveYou ….is a legend of instagram..

She is the leader of the new generation of the handicapped people making it in America…not that she’s handicapped, since we are all full retard, who barely function and the world is about inclusion..

You now if fat people can be influencers, so can DynastyLoveYou ..

Hence why she’s doing her pussy dance.

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2019

05

Apr

Olivia Culpo for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Olivia Culpo Harpers Bazaar

Olivia Culpo proves that even if you’re a nobody…print media will do a story on you…because they are desperate for hits….

Olivia Culpo is the TILA TEQUILA of her generation – only far less interesting because she’s a safe for work Instagram girl who poses in basic outfits that remind me a Matcha Latte in a pink toned cafe surrounded by Banana leaf wallpaper…

It’s just fucking played out, and not in a fun way, in this stylized way everyone is doing it…and the only reason care is she knows how to instagram market, work with brands and fuck NFL players…cuz they are too brain damaged to know how she’s just fucking tolling…trolling that made her become something Harper’s wants…

Living her dream out…and still not even someone who has done anything ever.

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2019

04

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Playing with Dogs with her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Playing with Dogs with her Tits….fun.

Sydney Sweeney….who knows…who she is….does it matter?

She has big tits..

The Hollywood industry likes this one, are positioning her to be famous, and guiding her to show her titties…so here are the titties…

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2019

04

Apr

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Bikini

Jordyn Jones.

Good times.

Right?


Jordyn Jones Bikini

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2019

04

Apr

Sarah Hyland Pussy Dance of the Day

Sarah Double Kidney Transplant Hyland still got the moves motherfuckers…not that she ever had the moves…or if she did have the moves pre-kidney transplant, I wouldn’t be aware of it, cuz I have always been terrified of her….

Sure her swinging her pussy side to side, doing the “pussy dance” which is a social media event that happens when girls get in bikinis and need content for their social media…a slow hip shake gyrating from the pussy…like she’s Elvis….and it’s always encouraged.

Sarah Hyland as an actress has always been creepy, underdeveloped, she looked 12 when she was 20, securing a weird fanbase, but a fanbase nonetheless….being on mainstream network television obviously helped her reach all those creepy fans, and cultivate more creepy fans who into underdeveloped adult women…for whatever reason…

A survivor….living her best life…as many people who face death head-on do….and in doing that she’s become dramatically more into her social media audience, being a half naked sexual being, and doing things like pussy dances…which may or may not make you people happy.

I am here to help make you people happy even though you’ve never done anything for me.

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2019

04

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Booty of the Day

Iskra Lawrence Big GIrl Booty

Iskra Lawrence is just out of fucking control…

She is basically framing and showcasing her cellulite from her fat ass in efforts to try to get as much attention as she can…

Doing the tactics the skinny girls are doing, as a fat girl, which apparently translates as being empowered….or inspiring to fat chicks…while giving chubby chasing perverts an ass to jack off to…while making the rest of us sick…reminding us how out of hand social media and fake news has gone…proving that people just believe everything they see and read and are blinded by half naked chicks, fat or not, confusing them with being confident and strong…when really they are just Lena Dunham level of pervert narcissist who wants to be stared at despite being fat….its’ delusions really.

NOT TO MENTION it gives a terrible impression or reference point for young fat girls, who could at their – easy to influence – age learn about diet and exercise….and get fit…instead she perpetuates “stay fat and die before your parents”…

I also know this bitch is just angling…it worked, she’s stuck to it and now gets all the attention she always wanted….I don’t think she grew up fat or really knows the fat girl plight. It’s all a lie, a viral video…garbage…kitchen garbage…that makes me want to eat some carbs.

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2019

04

Apr

Clarice Cormier Topless of the Day

Clarice Cormier Topless Photoshoot

Clarice Cormier, imagine being named after The Silence of the Lambs….SPOOKY….it’s like that name is so iconic, it barely exists under any other context. I don’t know anyone named Clarice, and in my entire existence I’ve never known a Clarice, and she looks young enough that she was named after the lesbian Jodie Foster….which makes you think that her parents were some kind of white trash weirdos which would explain her nude modeling, or maybe she just designed it as her stage name to seem like she’s more interesting than she actually is…you know giving her names after movies she likes…so mainstream gothic….like her hair.

There are just so many weirdos out there getting half naked on the internet – it’s hard to find them interesting even if they try so hard to come across as interesting…with silly outfits whilst living that LA scenester life….it’s all so commercialized…the real “weirdo” or “obscure” or “artist”…wouldn’t be on instagram…being on instagram is against all things punk, edgy, interesting, progressive or cool….just being on that shit makes you lame as fuck and a try hard loser…so keep on trying hard loser…

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Posted in:Clarice Cormier|SFW

2019

04

Apr

Serena Williams Panty Flash of the Day

Serena Williams Panty Flash

Big broad Serena Williams who was doing that She’s the Man, tranny excelling in Female Sports things before it was trendy, even if the world considers her a woman, and she has a baby that she likely staged with a baby bump prosthetic like she was on a movie set with one of her film producer boyfriends she used to fuck, like she was some kind of white boy fetish, before ending up with the founder of reddit, who I guess could help this site get visitors if I was nicer about his big burly wife and baby momma…the master of tennis…Serena Williams…

But I can’t help feeling like she is the last set of panties I want to see flashed…even if I like all panty flashes…cuz I don’t really feel into seeing her balls.

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Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2019

04

Apr

Tessa Brooks Bikini of the Day

Tessa Brooks Bikini

Tessa Brooks is apparently a singer…you can think about that when you stare at her in her slutty content that she has to produce cuz every girl out there is a whore…and if you want to keep up you gotta play that game…so this singer…you’ve never heard of…is trying to get you to hear of hear of her without actually making you listen to her…cuz success comes in how half naked you are….not in how good your music is, because no one has taste or opinion anymore and will listen to whatever you tell them to listen…but tits…tits are what we care about and I am not just saying that because I am a pervert…I am saying that because we are all fucking perverts. Porn is still the number one thing people search on google. There’s a reason for that. Perverts.


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Posted in:SFW|Tessa Brooks

2019

03

Apr

Britney Spears Back in The Looney Bin of the DAy

Britney Spears has checked herself into a Mental Health Clinic like old times…which is safe to say that her handlers have checked her into a Mental Healthy Clinic…because they are the ones who control her…

The story is that she can’t handle that her father, the Dungeon Dad Captor from the Bayou….is undergoing health issues from all that good living thanks to basically SODOMIZING his daughter from every position in a non sexual but just as traumatic way….

I am sure…the truth is that he can’t be around to babysit her due to his surgeries so get her somewhere she can’t throw the empire away…

It’s not quite the fun that was her shaving her head…but if her dad dies in Surgery….we can all expect her to go full on BAT shit…and that is what I’m banking on to feel real joy in my life….It’s been a boring decade without a lunatic Britney, she carried the whole era…a lunatic Lohan is just boring and played out…bring Britney nutbar back….

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