2019
02
Apr
Is Charlotte Lawrence…Jennifer Lawrence’s sister? Maybe she is Jennifer Lawrence’s daughter she had with Weinstein when she sold her soul to get famous…
Maybe she’s Joey Lawrence’s daughter? Woah….
Or maybe she’s Martin Lawrence’s wife…
We’ll just never fucking know…but we do get to see her in a bra…and that’s more important than knowing why we are looking at her in a bra….we don’t need backstories – we just need titties….
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Posted in:charlotte lawrence|SFW
2019
02
Apr
This may be some older bikini pics, maybe a few weeks old..how fucking funny is Farrah Abraham’s ass…
It is on another level of hilarious, comical, irrelevant and entertaining…which I guess defines Farrah Abraham…because the world doesn’t need her. The world doesn’t give a fuck about her. The world fucking loved her porn career she hopped onto after giving birth on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant…a show that sensationalized teen pregnancy…getting young girls everywhere fucking everyone to get knocked up….something I can’t relate to…because when I was in High School…girls were trying hard not to get pregnant. It was a social stigma and fear….
POINT BEING….
Farrah Abraham and her shameless quest to matter..from TV to Porn to Paparazzi pics…has such a silly ass….it’s worth staring at…and asking all the hard hitting questions like “WTF is wrong with our society that this is a thing”….
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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW
2019
02
Apr
Madison Beer has figured out a strategy to get views on her MUSIC VIDEO…bikini top.
She’s an example of talent not really mattering when it comes to getting famous and having a record deal. What matters is internet marketing and when it comes to internet marketing…the easiest way to get views is to sexualize yourself.
You can intellectualize your sexualizing of yourself as being a feminist, fighting slut shaming, or really whatever angle you want to pretend you’re not just a shameless set of tits…but we all know you’re just a shameless set of tits.
I don’t think that Madison Beer is that clever or outspoken, she’s more a kid who’s mom knew how to sexualize her to perverts and she just runs along with it….it is all she knows, it pays the bills, and it’s an era where everyone is doing it…so whatever…
It’s a valuable lesson for all you girls out there to follow, if you’re talented or not, you’ll never be discovered unless you show your tits…so show your tits…
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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW
2019
02
Apr
Ariel Winter is less fat, which is interesting, only because she was pretty much ready to fucking explode out of her own skin, busting out at all the seams, just a few months ago…
She was working out for the paparazzi pretty every fucking day back when she was at her fattest….not getting any skinner..
Then one day…all of a sudden…out of no where…she dropped 30 pounds…
Maybe she started eating KETO, maybe she stopped her emotional eating, maybe it was plastic surgery, cool scuplting, all the procedues the young girls get. You know she had her tits done at 16…..she’s rich and capable of so much more.
She still looks pretty unattractive, but her neck and face finally have some separation…which is pretty exciting.
But her tits are out, braless thanks to getting her tits done, she doesn’t need a bra…and she’s not hot to me, but I am not saying she’s not hot to everyone, some of you perverts watched her grow up and that alone is porn to you….so pics of her is just a reminder of that…you fucking predator.
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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW
2019
02
Apr
The Bieber’s did a publicity stunt / weak April Fool’s joke that could in fact be truth, because they are horny Christian weirdos who by definition don’t follow anything that their lord and saviour, there is no GOSPEL in the bible that says that a rich entitled slut who found Jesus can turn to the Instagrywam to be half naked that seduces some garbage child star exploited by his parents to become the biggest thing in Pop Culture, like he’s the second coming of Christ, at least by his number of followers…
Anyway, they claim that she’s pregnant, played it as an April Fools Joke, it may be truth, because fake relgious people don’t lie…or mock pregnancy…
But the people are mad that they are making fun of pregnancy, rubbing it in the faces of people who can’t get pregnant…
While the fact of the matter is…WHO THE FUCK CARES…
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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW
2019
01
Apr
Ugly Face Ashley Tisdale is out there in a bikini…which is huge news for you High School Musical fans….which in and of itself is pretty fucking weird because being a High School Musical fan is creepy…but it is the only thing Ashley Tisdale has done…so if you’re down to see her 10 years older in bikini…
I used to say at least she had a tight body…well she doesn’t have that anymore…but she’s putting out the bikini pics anyway…as she should…it’s the bikini generation on the internet…so get up in your bikinis fools…
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts…
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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW
2019
01
Apr
Alexis Ren is out there Instagramming….because this is what instagram is all about…
If you’re lucky enough to be Alexis Ren…you were early enough to get in on the instagram dream…to be average looking but willing to get naked and show off your ass to get an audience you can monetize….
Slutty behavior – taking her viral….all she needed to do was get half naked. Now everyone is getting half naked and the chances of getting to Alexis Ren level of instagram ass is next to zero.
We need the Alexis Rens out there to orchestrate the others….to follow her lead…
So many dumb idiot girls see Alexis Ren and view her as their role model, bought into the whole bullshit she’s done….they bought the e-book, it’s just a picture book…post up your ass sluts…
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Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW
2019
01
Apr
Bella Thorne brought her nipple out….barely…but in a tube top while hard with a nipple ring in….how edgy, and racy…at least for some Disney Trash weirdo who was raised on the backlot of Disney staring at porn and masturbating….
Bitch looking like a crackhead…on the street corner, begging to suck dick for meth…which I guess is a look….because Bella Thorne is a rich kid, so playing the unshowered monster with her tits out looking like she woke up in a ditch…the way most of your girlfriends….are found…..not cuz you’ve killed them…but because the only chance you have to get laid is to fuck corpses left behind by other dudes…
Trash.
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2019
01
Apr
The saddest thing about these Doutzen Kroes paparazzi pics she probably called the paparazzi to document whilst in Miami…..is that they didn’t get her fisting herself..
It’s like the first scene of the porno, without the follow-through…
The old as fuck bikini model who no longer bikini models clearly knows the tricks of the trade….like fisting your own ass to keep your DJ husband who has pussy thrown at him all day interested…but her lack of letting us all see it…you know keeping some things sacred…or baiting us…is just fucking rude….
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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW
2019
01
Apr
What the fuck is Jennifer Lopez / J.Lo up to….
She’s filming a movie, that she is probably making stupid money on, and she’s showing off her 50 year old body in a bikini, that looks pretty fucking ripped…thanks to photoshop, make-up, or all the cosmetic procedures that these whores do to stay as hot as possible….
She spends her days in the gym, she has a chef and budget to have handlers control every calorie she eats….but she’s still breaking the fucking rules with this bikini action cuz girls over 30 aren’t supposed to wear bikinis…they are usually married moms…not things anyone wants to jerk off to…
Yet thanks to finances, ego, hollywood tactics…J.Lo may be a bikini THOT from instagram you jack off to today….and you know what….I am sure she fucking loves that. Otherwise, she’d retire on her pile of money…..rather than try to make more…
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Posted in:Jennifer Lopez|SFW