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2019

01

Apr

Kate Beckinsale Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Vampire lady Kate Beckinsale, who for some mean spirited reason has me blocked on all social media, despite having never interact with her content – is not avoiding the sunlight, like she should being a vampire and all….but also being an old lady…since UV rots faces…have you seen an Australian 30 year old ever? They look like they are fucking used leather boots…

Point being, I call her the Vampire because that’s what gave the pervert fans a boner…some Vampire movie that put her on the map…from Rich Kid Daughter of Celebs…to hot bitch in movies that target nerds and that they’ll milk for 20 years….

But I also call her a Vampire because at 50, this mom of a 20 year old…still looks hot…and that makes no sense to me….but in Kate Beckinsale’s defense, nothing makes sense to me.

Botox..it’s a hell of a drug..

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2019

01

Apr

Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner

Here she is braless showing off those nipples she keeps pushing on us….

It’s like this girl is a half retard who know that showing her tits will get her some attention or noticed…

It’s almost funny that these people pretend to be feminist so that they can flash their tits, and end up basically flashing their tits all day, getting some kind of thrill flashing their tits, pretty much installing a neon sign around their tits with arrows pointed at their tits, so that we don’t miss a second of their tits…

I wonder if she will take the same tactics when it comes to her dad’s dick, you know when she opens her Bruce Jenner Olympic cock museum…where they take the cut off cock out of the shoe box it is in and let high paying people catch a glimpse of it…

You know, since all these idiots want the world to see their genitals…or talk about their genitals…like we are all still in elementary school and uncivilized…like the trash we are…

We get it Kendall..you have tits you like showing off…

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2019

01

Apr

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal is just evidence that I am becoming a nicer person than I once was. I used to call her the downs syndrome girl from Sports Illustrated, because I still believe she is that, I just think Dog Face is a little more tame than calling someone a Downs Syndrome like it’s a bad thing, cuz it’s not, many cool people have Downs Syndrome, and in this Politically Correct era or not, making fun of Downs Syndrome is by far the last thing I want to do. They are helpless often times sweet people….when making fun of the cunts who think they are important cuz they wear bikinis and date rich dudes like sex workers…is the objective here…

They are lame, they have a serious lack of creativity, and a lack of intelligence, a lack of cleverness, and any hustle these girls have is to get half naked and fuck rich guys……to become low level famous.

It’s trash…

This one happened to be a bikini model for Sports Illustrated, cuz they don’t mind Ugly chicks…just ask Gen Morton, in an era where being a model in Sports Illustrated had a little clout…now they’ll cast anyone as they try to survive….thanks to instagram becoming a hub of all girls…most not as lame as any of their shitty models they used…with far less cunty attitude or sense of importance they got from being in Sports Illustrated, because they were this group of people that was surrounded by that ecosystem, who thought that they really fucking mattered even though the rest of the world was like “WHO?”….

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2019

01

Apr

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna is in Lingerie, because Rihanna owns a lingerie company as part of her media empire….maybe it’s from her humble roots, knowing she should own all she can to become as rich as she can, and knowing she wears lingerie, it might as well be her own instead of someone elses…

Or maybe someone offered her alot of money to be the face of their brand….that whether it sells or not…she gets paid her rates….

So she gets to put put pics of her in lingerie, even if she’s able to afford to pay people to do the modeling for her, she knows that the people will buy more if they see her in it….she’s Rihanna…

Good simple economics of a famous chick…her ego knows no one is bigger than she is, and despite being her biggest in size, she’ll make her underwear project worth money like she’s Kylie Jenner, and is more than happy to show off her thickness…it’s an ego thing, she feels hot…

The beauty of the internet is that it is fair game for everyone to launch projects, but celebrities with millions of followers have a serious advantage…so use that advantage to have your dirty celeb paws in every possible business out there….especially if they come with an excuse to wear lingerie.

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2019

01

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie got that cross around her neck so that you don’t confuse her for a MUSLIM while she’s out in her traditional MUSLIM garb after a trip to Kuwait with rich people….you know her version of a BURKINI in her CALL TO PRAYER pose that looks more like REDDIT amateur 20 year olds about to ride a fucking suction cup dick for their sub reddit and fans….the on her knees spread apart in a bikini pose that all the girls do like they all went to the same “how to pose on instagram school of modeling”….

Cuz all these bitches, rich and entitled and affiliated with the Kardashians or not…are the fucking same…

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2019

01

Apr

Sophie Mudd Massive TIts of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is going back to her roots. I don’t really pay too much attention to this set of instagram tits, her face is average at best, but I do come across her instagram tits, and for a minute she wasn’t half naked in her content, you know wearing the typical clothed outfits you see on people trying to be fashion influencers, planning to integrate only the occasional slutty pic to keep people happy, while slowly merging her audience into something that brands find a little less slutty, so that she can make the big instagram money…but the problem is when you build your foundation on a set of tits, it’s gonna take a lot of effort to make people forget the tits, when they are just there for the tits…so bring the fucking tits…

LIKE THIS…

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2019

01

Apr

Michelle Pfeiffer’s Instagram Dominatrixing of the Day

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Michelle Pfeiffer, one of Hollywood’s hottest of all time….the HOAT…

Is out there on instagram, sharing her rich from being hot, lifestyle with you…

And despite being 60 years old, she’s out there being sexual, slutty, cuz women are all the same, and they know the only way to get attention, especially celebrity women who got where they got of their looks, and that is with their vaginas.

Sure this isn’t Michelle Pfeiffer showing us her ancient artifact of a pussy….

But she’s doing Dominatrix whip shit…and there’s nothing non-sexual about that…

Like the menopausal den mother before her….her once paid to see naked, eventually became paid to fuck, is not delving into the fetish world…cuz there’s no where else for this sex worker to go…

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2019

29

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Pussy Flash of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in TULUM on vacation because she’s celebrating not being pregnant for the first time in 4 years…

She is boring, she hasn’t done anything interesting besides Victoria’s Secret, she never tried to break free from the evil corporation and do something innovative or interesting, because I guess bitches are fucking lazy, and this one was making well over a million dollars a year, more than she ever expected to make back home in South Africa where she was avoiding legless athletes with guns, AIDS, and black people who were revolting the insane white racism of South Africa….

But look at her now, in Mexico, in a bikini, like a legitimate socialite all at the age of 30….retirement time…and still looking hot after 2 kids…cuz some bitches just do things better.

I can’t vouch for her cunt, that shit is probably blown the fuck out…but if it’s strapped into a tight bikini bottom….how the fuck are we to know otherwise…it’s not like she’s showing any of her labia…

Instead, she is showing us this…her most interesting work that isn’t even that interesting.

HER TITS ARE OUT!

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2019

29

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Reminds Us that Old Hags Refuse to Be Old of the Day

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Some people say that age is just a state of mind.

I call bullshit…

Age is when your body falls the fuck apart and your pussy dries up and your tits sag to the ground cuz you’re old as fuck.

You can be in denial. You can take measures to make yourself feel like the best version of yourself but when you’re old you’re old and that’s where the story ends…

Put your tits out there. You’re still old…

Jennifer Aniston…in denial of being old…

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2019

29

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wet Bikini of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, the celebrity fucking, titty showing model who has made at least one baby with Jason Strathem, the bald action star bald people like, because he gives them hope..he motivates you bald fucks to work out, take up martial arts, and get rich, because those things combined off-set male pattern baldness, and create an environment where top models, like Rosie Huntington Whiteley…a fashion model who despite being so uppity and classy….busted out the titties.

I assume this is her promoting some of her own bullshit…make that money when you can, where you can….and if only every mom was this rich, hot, and worth looking at half naked….right.

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