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2019

29

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

I assume to police her husband and father of her kids..it is music week…you know because she’s an old hag, but at least a fit old hag, with abs and everything, doing what she has to do to stay as relevant and hot as she can, despite nature taking over and her slowly fucking rotting away….

When you’re a fired from Victoria’s Secret 5 years ago, who has barely found work and when you’re a mom of 3 in your 30s….who met your DJ husband when you were at your prime…you know the odds of him not fucking young girls is high as fuck…you’re done…so best be there to make sure you can supervise them…

So expired milk or not, her pussy is in a bikini…festering as mom pussy does…angrily knowing she’s not the young hot thing anyone wants…but is instead “hot for an old chick”….

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2019

29

Mar

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren out here like so many ugly bitches on social media….proving to us that natural beauty doesn’t matter as long as you have a hot body, hot ass, some bolt on tits to distract the perverts with…

I don’t know why she’s in underwear, boots, posing, like it is a job…because someone is throwing money at this…making it a job…but the whole thing is so fucking simplistic, stupid, mindless, and lazy….because it has a half naked ass in it to give it value.

Point of the story, if you have an ass that you’re into showing off….you can get paid and that may be the most important lesson for some of you closet cases out there tired of work…there are people out there with budget down to be FUCKING assholes.

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2019

29

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Potential Pussy Flash of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is kinda hot….

She’s from Everything Sucks!. The Handmaid’s Tale. Also in Sharp Objects….

She’s got big titties…and she’s now brought that to instagram to do what people her age are doing to market themselves…showing off their bodies the way Jesus wants them to…otherwise why bother having a hot young body…

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2019

28

Mar

Kesha’s Butt Shot is Terrible of the Day

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This just in….Dr Luke is too white to have done anything with this pile of dog shit of an ass….

Kesha…or KE$HA as you may remember her….the bootleg Katy Perry, who was BFFs with Katy Perry and who got a career when Katy Perry went viral with “I Kissed a Girl”…because that’s how entertainment works..it’s all a lie, once you’re in, you’re in….

She went on to have some lawsuit against the guy who created her, because one hit wonders like to keep up the momentum, trying to be two hit wonders, even though they have no real business being ANY hit wonders…

She was one of those ungrateful kinds of girls he pulled out of the clubs, threw a weak concept behind and got on the radio due to being dialled in, who thought she was the reason she was famous…so what better way out of a contract than to cry rape…BELIEVE all women..until they leave their houses with asses looking like this…then we gotta know there’s some fabrications going on here…

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2019

28

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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Sometimes when I am sitting here, waiting to die, or more importantly, waiting for my wife to die…she’s really obese and a huge pain in the ass, that you’d assume would have self destructed or spontaneously combusted by now, but with free healthcare, bitch still has all her limbs and the ability to yell at me to run to the grocery store to look at women who haven’t destroyed themselves to the point where their husbands have to wipe their asses, not from being banged out but because they physically can’t reach…..

The things I do for free rent and that disability check….

I think about stars of the late 80s and 90s….like Demi Moore and Bruce Willis and think “I wonder what their bratty entitled kids look like in bikinis”….

And thankfully…thanks to the internet…I can find out…rather than live in a shroud of mystery like I would in an era before the internet…

Thanks Internet for all the useless knowledge to distract me from real knowledge….with all the useless tits…

Here is her sister Rumer..

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2019

28

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Maternity Photo of the Day

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They say…this is Florida woman’s maternity photo includes alligator, shotgun, Bud Light…

You know in this “Florida Man” / “Florida Woman” we live in…because Florida is fucking trash, the people all crackheads or cubans….a glorious place to spend your time amongst big fake tits that remind you of 1997….the glory years.

I am convinced this is Ariel Winter’s maternity photo…cuz this is exactly what she looks like…fat pregnant Florida trash with a sense of humor….

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2019

28

Mar

Chantel Jeffries and Sarah Snyder Wet Bikinis of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries and Sarah Snyder two bottom feeders getting wet in Miami.. cuz that’s what whores do…especially during Miami Music Week…or Ultra Music Festival…or whatever they fucking call it now..

The point is that these two idiots, being the sluts in bikini BFFs, are both instagram girls who fucked famous dudes…one fucked Bieber the other Will Smith and his Son….and together they have fans of young idiots who celebrate them living their best Kardassian life of being a vapid cunt.

But at least they are in bikinis while doing it…cuz if you’re gonna be a relevant pop culture influencer…you best be in a fucking bikini for the old perverts like me to understand the hype.

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|Sarah Fucking Snyder|SFW

2019

28

Mar

Olivia Culpo Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Culpo may not be a household name, but she’s got instagram followers, lots of instagram followers and brands seem to like working with her, because I guess she’s been strategic in her whoring, pretending to be a fashion blogger, when really just navigating the world that social media opened up to her, by finding the most relevant dick to stick up in her….

I think she was a Miss America, or Miss Teen USA, pageant girl…that’s how she got her start and found herself getting penetrated by a JONAS brother…before targting NFL cock….

Now, the paparazzi take pics of her, she goes to events, she is relevant to marketers…and the whole thing is so stupid, but she takes dramatic, slutty, tit out bikini pics cuz she knows she’s a whore riding some bullshit wave and we know she’s a whore too..

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Here is some of her workout erotica..

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2019

28

Mar

Halle Berry Slutty of the Day

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Halle Berry, an identity crisis that racist hollywood used as their go-to black girl, to pretend that she’s black, and to pretend that they aren’t racist…even though no one is racist it when it comes to hot chicks…even the Master Lord or whatever queer name the KKK give themselves…of the KKK would fuck the hot black chick, no matter how disgusted his racist ass is of them, the boner makes the decisions around her…

NOT TO MENTION…Halle Berry probably never met her dad, was raised White and Suburban…and Hollywood people in their elitism appreciated that…

She is out there trying to be relevant, keep the career alive, keep the career going….and adapting with the times, reducing herself to posting slutty content like a basic bitch…because that is where the market is at…..it’s not about fucking producers in closed quarters anymore…it’s about producing content for the masses to jack off to.

She’s gotta be pretty fucking old by now…and that’s ok…since black don’t crack, and either does her half black…ass….

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2019

28

Mar

Jessie J Bikini Booty of the Day

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Jessie J is some UK popstar trash from a decade ago that everyone forgot…because Jessie J…is just that level of famous, probably set for life and a name that can be dropped to get free tickets because it was once very famous…you know a once relevant always relevant even when not relevant because one hit wonder and instagram keep you alive and your connections from when everyone was sucking your famous dick…are still in the industry and take your calls…

Everyone forgot her, except Channing Tatum, because she is the replacement pussy to the pussy he was married to for a very long time…the dancing wife, who was a professional dancer, named Jenna Dewan I think, I don’t really remember.

I just know that her dancing body, was better than this pocket of fat on the upper thigh I can’t help but stare at…on his sloppy new pussy replacement pussy…

Oh here she is nude

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