2019
27
Mar
6 days ago…Emma Roberts wanted to remind you all that she used to play soccer….in shorts…tight little American Apparel looking shorts…you’d expect to see a girl with Daddy Issues wearing….and it was a great, friendly, reminder…as far as I’m concerned…
Here she is in recent times, less athletic, covering her ass with a shirt…while wearing leggings…and rockin’ bigger tits….
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2019
27
Mar
This just in – Iggy Azalea Erotica is still disgusting…
Based on scientific research and three independent studies conducted while walking my dog earlier today….Iggy Azalea Erotica is not really erotic at all…
My research may not be all that accurate, since I know dudes will fuck anything, and after a winter of no bikinis, the most jaded pervert will still get excited by the half nakedness…
Not to mention, I didn’t conduct any independent studies, I do my best to ignore other humans…but if I did, I am sure the answer I got would be “who?”…cuz she’s not household in my demographic…
Point being, half naked, weird looking, cultural appropriating Australian slag being a slag to get noticed, attention and to sell records…to make more money than the money she’s already made being a hack.
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2019
27
Mar
Demi Lovato the heroin addict that raised from the dead, proving that anything is possible if you set your mind to it, and if you have a naloxone kit handy.
I once coined the term “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” back when I was motivated enough to coin terms, and it’d be used in cases like this…a level of sarcasm maybe, a little dig cuz we know she’s not looking good…but I guess in Demi’s case – looking good is just being alive after trying to kill herself, since life’s so hard for her rich and entitled life…
Bitch didn’t look good, when people said she looked good, now look at her now…years later still not looking good..
I guess that is how science works…
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2019
27
Mar
The Jonas Brothers are in Miami with their wives…
One is married to Deepak Chopra…who you may remember from being a guest on Oprah often…and if you don’t you were probably employed and not some degenerate sitting at home watching Oprah obsessively like a housewife…when really just being a fucking low life…
The other is married or marrying a much taller than him Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, but she’s hipster and cool, in a mainstream candy coated way…she doesn’t wear bras, often times has hard nipples and is wearing a one piece…
Clearly Deepak and Sophie should swap bikinis like they probably swap brothers like the creepy Jonas Brother groupies they likely are…finally with the dudes they used to think about when they used the shower head against their cunts while in high school…at least in Sophie Turner’s case…where as Deepak probably used to bathe in a puddle. I saw Slum Dog Millionaire – I know how it is…
Here is her sister in law PRIYANKA
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The Jonas Brothers and their Vaginas Take On Miami of the Day
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2019
26
Mar
Hailey Baldwin flashing her pussy for GOD….she’s a religious freak….
Hailey Baldwin Bieber, who is set for life for marrying the guy who popped her cherry back when she was 15 or 16, like the true Religious weirdos they are….totally ending the Selena Gomez character in the storyline that America Loved and that destroyed her and sent her to rehab a bunch of times…rich people….
Sugar-Babying properly, because she was realistic in knowing that her talent was like her dad’s….non existent…and that she’d never make that Jenner / Hadid money, would always be the third or fourth tier…all while looking like a Justin Bieber impersonator, so why no go to the source and play his stand in, you know as wife’s do…picking up the slack….
I don’t find her interesting or compelling at all, but I do appreciate her bullshit god Storyline, going to church, claiming to be religious, while everything about her is vapid, narcissistic, rich kid ego, pretty much disgusting posting up in smut, sexualizing herslf, trying to make an idol out of herself, pretty much everything against God’s word…..
It’s like religion doesn’t even mean anything anymore, not that it should, it’s obviously a myth…you know the invisible creature making decisions for all of us…but it’s having a revival from all these empty souls, who think they are religious, who are just undeducated idiots, who are self involved, not even sober, while everything they do is against all things religious has taught us, disgusting fucking people really, excessive, uninspiring…but they are the first to say how much they love god. It is confusing…not because they are smart….but because they are so fucking dumb….
How can someone claim to be religious…when they post pics like this of themselves. Ridiculous.
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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW
2019
26
Mar
How excited are you about Lea Michele being in a bikini on her honeymoon…
I am hoping not very excited…
Because despite living a life as a woman, even being a bride, even wearing a bikini, I will say that she reminds me of the tweet that got me deleted off twitter…and that was that Trannies aren’t actually female or woman, they are dudes who cut off their dicks and impersonate females….they can wear whatever they want, pretend to be whatever they want, but as far as science is concerned…they aren’t women and pretending to be a woman is appropriating, something the Social Justice Warriors tell us are wrong…but then tell us it’s ok…when it comes to genders…
The whole thing not as confusing as they make it out to be, if a dude cuts off his dick and plays a woman….he’s almost as good as the real thing… I guess…especially when she’s rich and famous…makes for a good lifestyle you would want to K-Fed….at least that’s what I assume Lea Michele’s husband is thinking, or at least how he rationalizes that he just married a man…
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2019
26
Mar
Look – it’s the devil woman who frame’s her husband that was only her husband because she was MANIPULATING HIM for her personal gain…
In a Don’t Believe All Women, Believe Fucking Evidence – situation…where you should look at the big picture of Amber Heard…and see her white trash history…while cross referencing it to Johnny Depp’s history…of never beating chicks….only to realize she’s an opportunist cunt who has no loyalty to anyone but herself…which is the anti-thesis of Marriage…
She is a fucking garbage pile of shit…
These are her nipples.
I hope she gets the death penalty for what she’s done with her false accusations….
This is coming from someone who isn’t even a Johnny Depp fan, sure I’d like to see his daughter sticking things in her vagina whilst sticking things in her butthole…but that’s not enough for me to defend his woman beating….I defend his woman beating cuz Amber Heard is a woman who needs to be beat….#FACT.
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2019
26
Mar
Woah, Bar Refaeli….no top on….JUICY….Racy….we really all just want to see her butthole again…
In the event you forgot, google Bar Refaeli Butthole, because during the first Fappening nude leak, her butthole was leaked…and a leaky butthole is the only kind of butthole…
Point being, she’s been a titty model, she’s from Israel, who pretend they are European not Middle Eastern, and live that party beach life…with their tits out…far more fun than an American Beach…seriously, have you driven to any shit holes in florida with your family recently, I haven’t, but I don’t have to, I see pics on the internet and those ladies are the kind of ladies you say “maybe you should wear the snowsuit as a swimsuit”..cuz you ugly bitch.
While Bar Refaeli…is just fucking cockteasing, where’s the fucking tits at….we’ve seen your butthole, and you’re so liberal and European…prove it you half naked Leo pussy…10 years later and now a mom…pussy.
Get it done.
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW
2019
26
Mar
Olivia Culpo got her tits on…
You may not know who Olivia Culpo and that’s ok. She really doesn’t matter and is not famous, despite what she may think about herself….which I know, because I know girls, is likely really really fucking highly of herself…You know like she’s a creator, an influencer, a blogger, a trendsetter…when really she’s a bitch who fucked a Jonas Brother, before a series of NFL players, who now exists on social media, so she wants more of the world to know about her, she wants to grow her audience, and there is only one way to do that…TITS…people love tits…give the people what they want while pretending you’re a leader in style, so brands pay you to go to their dumb events…..in a what came first, the Olivia Culpo brand name that no one really knows…or the tits….my money is on the tits.
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2019
26
Mar
I don’t know if Katherine Ryan’s fake tits are actually 35, she may be the 35 year old and her tits closer to 10 years old, which makes you a pedophile if you’re into them, they aren’t quite 18 yet.
I had never heard of her, but apparently, she’s a famous Comedian in the UK. She is orginally from Canada, possibly my neighbor growing up, maybe we went to the same Maple Syrup Survivor School. I don’t remember her, because she likely didn’t have the tits back then…
Her claim to fame was working at Hooters in Toronto, a Hooters I have never been to, because I generally avoid all Hooters…not because I don’t like the tits, but because I don’t like food poisoning…But like Jose Canseco, I appreciate the kind of whores who work at Hooters, with their tits out for tips…the way traditional gender roles are supposed to work…she got fired for writing “Club Sandwiches No Seals” on her tits…which isn’t original…but I guess a good story to tell people in a chapter of her bullshit memoir that should read as “I am a whore with ambition and an outgoing, easy going / easy personality, The end”….
She wasn’t made famous in Canada, because it’s hard to break through here, but she’s on Netflix, doing roasts, doing all kinds of things….that allows her to afford vacationing in Maldives…like she’s not a single mother….using that stripper money from them fake tits…that have paid for themselves a few times over because without the fake tits, would she even exist…I doubt it.
The fake tits are definitely how she worked the comedy scene, comedians are losers who get excited by any tit giving them attention, so being a moderately hot chick who is easy and looks like the girls the comedians jerk off to, with moderate level of funny, the world can be your fucking oyster….
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