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2019

29

Apr

Ana De Armas Nipples of the Day

Ana De Armas See Through Nipples 3

ANA DE ARMAS is some Cuban who escaped Cuba actress who made it in Spain after marrying a Spanish guy so that she didn’t have to go back to her communist Cuban cage…and who has now managed to get to America where she’s been in at least one movie that I know of…Blade Runner…where she was seen or packaged as this hot new actress and none of that really matters, since all of that is just superfical bullshit. when the real substance, the deep rooted core of everything is that she attends the fancy events she is invited to…with her nipples out…cuz nipples in a lace top, a thing that happens often, I saw three fat strippers smoking outside the strip club in similar fabric tops, nipples everywhere…and it’s a good look for sex workers, for celebrities who are basically just expensive sex workers, and for regular woman who just don’t know they are sex workers but only date rich guys…..so let Ana De Armas be your fashion inspo….

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2019

26

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Bikini

I think I posted these old lady bikini pics for the old lady fetishists who jerk off to old and retired models who have expired but aren’t quite aware that they should stick to the program and retire…but instead still get half naked and think they are hot…and I guess they are hot…but old…something they are reminded everytime their DJ husband brings home STDS from the 18 year ld party girls he fucks….

Point being – most old ladies should look like this…and they don’t….but when they were one time Victoria’s Secret models..it makes their looking like this not that impressive….

If anyting, if they aren’t good enough for VS, they AREN’t good enough for me….yet here I am posting it anyway..cuz I’m inconsistent, confused, etc.

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2019

26

Apr

Rachel McCord Nipples of the Day

Rachel McCord Nipples

Rachel McCord, who must be in her 40s, is out there with her nipples out trying to get noticed….

She is the Kourtney Kardashian of her family….the better looking version of the famous sister who attached herself to the famous sister to matter…only the McCord family don’t matter, and the famous sister Annalynne barely exists…and their story is more one of the sister got to LA on a show and the family followed cuz they wanted that brush with fame also…never quite amounting to anything but always going to the right parties where she made paparazzi friends that allow her to continue to exist while not actually mattering.

She’s basically a younger version of Phoebe Price and now she’s got her full tits out – always a great strategy to me…..

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2019

26

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini for Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Elsa Hosk Bikini

Elsa Hosk is doing some shoot for Candice Swanepoel’s swimline.

Candice is clearly doing an “If you can’t beat them join them” as Elsa Hosk, who is the same age as her, and was hired as her replacement when she was pregnant, but who is SUBSTANTIALLY hotter than Candice and she probably knows it…so she uses her…not to mention ELSA doesn’t have a couple of kids that shattered her cunt…so book her….

Maybe Candice is exhausted from parenting with her staff of Nannies and doesn’t want to pull off the bikini modeling anymore, so she’s into using her replacement too, I mean she is making money off this collection so the more girls promoting it the better.

Maybe hot chicks aren’t as catty or jealous because they are secure with themselves, I mean Candice is rich off this shit what’s she got to prove…..

Maybe they are all BFFs who slumber party and fuck each other with dolphin shaped dildos…

SO many maybes, but on thing that is for sure, VS is obviously backing Candice’s private label, as models with bikini companies are a trend, and using their own talent to promote that off shoot brand…just makes sense.

WHO KNOWS….or CARES!

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2019

26

Apr

Selena Gomez Got Her New Tits On of the Day

Selena Gomez New TIts

Selena Gomez is looking more like a Mexican princess than ever..or maybe she looks more like a sex doll than ever….not that she hasn’t looked like a sex doll to you forever – you fucking Disney Pervert….the kind of guy who stares at Disney for the tits….even though the tits are tits you should not be looking at cuz they are not legal tits….only you are a half retard in your perversion and if Disney is making the content that gives you boners…shouldn’t they be at fault? Heck yeah they should. But they are too big and powerful and publicly traded that no one would try to take them down as sex offender so instead they put it on you…the innocent bystander who just can’t control his pervert urges.

Point being, she’s out of rehab, not looking overly LUPUS bloated, she’s survived Bieber’s marriage and hasn’t offed herself and she’s got new tits, new face, game on…

Selena Gomez New Tits

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2019

26

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring

Recently single Bella Thorne…is out there acting like a recently single girl…trying to whore herself out for attention like her relationship with that dirty transgender looking dude who was clearly trying too hard to be a weirdo never happened…you know back to her old tricks on how she positioned herself to becoming a viral thing, not talking about her STD viruses, but on the social media…basically being a soft, tame, whore with her fake its out…

I find the break up whoring boring, repetitive, obvious, unstable…but any excuse to be a whore is good one….

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring

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2019

26

Apr

Ashanti Tits of the Day

Ashanti Tits

I originally had these these Ashanti big girl tits in a see through outfit cued over 10 days ago…

I didn’t notice it in my DRAFT posts for obvious reasons….

No not race related reasons. I love black girls…

I just don’t love what Ashanti has done with herself…not that I remember her for being a hot popstar many years ago…but I do know she didn’t look like this and I am not quite sure what this is…maybe a Halloween Costume, some clown costume cuz she’s working kid’s birthday parties to pay the mortgage….you know that celeb life gets expensive!

Ashanti Tits

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2019

26

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Nude of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Nude

Padma Lakshminude for instagram….clearly loking for more billionaire sperm before her cunt dries – because like that Iraq Doctor said, there’s a sperm eating parasite out there that queers have in their asses, and that bitches who get knocked up by rich dudes on their wallet fuck have in their cunt….high end sper worms…

Point being…Padma is one of these clever hot enough and smart enough to manipulate men to get what she wants…cuz men are stupid, especially rich men…too busy to care, easily distracted by the tits, and if the whore seems to offer more than being a whore good times…even if she’s still a whore.

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2019

25

Apr

Bella Thorne is Trash of the Day

Bella Thorne is out there trying to make her last boyfriend, the weird aids meth looking rich kid in his 50s on some Pauly Shore sit ass jealous…cuz tat’s what girls do…

Only Bella Thorne – since dating him – looks like beat the fuck up shit.

I don’t know what would make beat the fuck up shit..

But I imagine a garbage bag filled with dog shit used as if it was your misbehaving wife…

I said bitch…I asked for pizza tonight, not burgers…get over here and let me teach you what misbehaving does to you…

Only in Bella Thorne’s case she’s barely 20 and looking this beat…at least there’s the tits…the tits, like Jesus…SAVE

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2019

25

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds….

Right?

This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post.

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