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2019

25

Apr

Bebe Rexha Bi Polar Tits of the Day

Look…it’s a Bi-Polar 30 year old popstar who never was but miraculously ended up happening 10 years after first getting into the music industry….in what I find a very fucking weird, not necessarily interesting – storyline.

I assume it’s the plus sized thing. We need more fat stars cuz Adele’s no longer relatable to the under 20s….throw in some EDM trash with some silly persona and the kids will buy tickets to her shitty fat girl show…that shouldn’t be her dancing in a fat girl fetish act…but instead should be her eating at an all you can eat buffet cuz dudes into fat girls are REALLY into fat girls and what it takes for them to become fat….

This one, the girl behind thee scenes who couldn’t handle being behind the scenes…and needed to be the star of her own songs…who now claims to be bi-polar cuz it helps her storyline…is out there with the titty content…this is the titty content.

She could do better though.

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2019

25

Apr

Sophie Mudd Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd still has tits…and still uses those tits to get noticed, followers, attention, so that she can be the best damn influencer she can be…

Sexualize yourself and your tits and if people comment on your use of your tits….or inquire how big her nipples are..I’m going with SAUCER sized…personal pizza sizee…it only makes sense based on the amount of fleshy fat she’s pushing up through a series of harnesses…in what is totally disproportionate to her little body…that is almost freakish and uncomfortable…that will likely cause the rest of her body to catch up to the tits….it always does – just too many woman hormones…

I figure when you’ve got tits like this, what else are you to do…and lucily for her it makes her way fucking hotter and more interesting, otherwise she’d just be another try hard..

Tits…they do get hits…

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2019

25

Apr

Zendaya Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…

But I don’t remember who Zendaya is. Google is so far away and does it even matter who she is.

The key is beater without the bra…some 90s Warped Tour erotica…revisited…

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2019

25

Apr

Ariana Grande Blog Shames of the Day

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I thought we lived in an era where you can’t target a specific group of people, because it is shaming, mean, evil…

Bloggers, like fat people, black people, gay people, trans people, apparently have feelings too….feelings that Ariana Grande doesn’t care about…as she groups all bloggers into a lump and shits on them….with a shitty fucking poem…

I do not feel attacked by her poem to bloggers because my site doesn’t exist, barely exists, if Ariana Grande was aware of it, I’d be very surprised…

Plus I don’t actually consider myself a blogger, that’s for teen girls and fags…and because her poem is fucking dumb…..

I just don’t understand how it’s ok for her to write a poem about fat people but it’s wrong for me to say that the Terrorist Attack at her concert should have had better aim, or that her fans that she is responsible for killing, and the fact that she vapidly continues to go on working when she should kill herself like she was her boyfriend Mac Miller…but doesn’t cuz she’s so into herself she doesn’t fucking care….and he only killed himself to avoid her…

She’s a public figure, a midget, ugly disgusting, American hating cunt…who doesn’t produce good music and is just lucky Disney created her….

She’s uninteresting, and her poem is so bad – a testament to her shitty fucking writing skills, that she should not be rewarded for…as a song writer…

Basically what I am saying is DIE…but I’d say that regardless of her hating bloggers, because as someone with a blog, who doesn’t identify as a blogger, and who has been shunned by bloggers, because I am a mean spirited smut peddler, I agree with her…but it’s still reason to hate her more because like fat people…bloggers shouldn’t be shamed or attacked…or maybe we should be….but GOOGLE and SOCIAL Media is already doing that for the celebs, favoring big media…basically erasing us…so GRANDE will get what she’s looking for eventually…but we can hope she kills herself first…you know to be in heaven with the love of her life…it’s a good idea.

Can you go to jail for wishing suicide on someone?I think that’s considered a hate crime…

Here are her dumbest pics…

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2019

24

Apr

Bella Thorne Meth Face of the Day

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Crackhead Bella Thorne is trying to make a comeback with shameless pics of her body for male attention cuz that meth looking dude she was dating and that confused everyone or at least made everyone realize how broken she was, and how clever that mooch was, where together they would not shower and look greasy and disgusting…when she could have been doing better for herself…but instead just got lazy…and sloppy..no longer fit..

All young girls get gross eventually. It’s science.

So like every recently divorced, or dumped girl, she’s trying to get revenge or attention from the ex, to piss him off or whatever, so she’s getting half naked..

I find her boring, repetitive, manly and not hot. Her tits were fun for a while, but have got played out in a world of a lot of tits.

But I do think her best strategy is to release a sex tape fucking another dude, you know to really hurt the guy.

If you’re going to be unstable and crazy cuz you’re a spoiled entitled cunt, do it right….with a sex tape.

Get that impact or attention you want from him…with a sex tape.

Bikini pics just don’t fly, and plus she’s increased his value as a person so all her little slutty fans will be knocking at his door for his dick, no need for this tired crazy broken trash…onto the next…

But the sex tape…that will get under his skin.

So step UP the tactics bitch.

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2019

24

Apr

Ariel Winter Ass of the Day

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Here’s the problem with a fat chick losing weight….she can’t control what part of her is going to get thin first and often times, it’s going to negatively affect her fat ass…which at the time of it’s fattest wasn’t great but sure as fuck better than this weird, still soft and sloppy, looking thing that seems to be getting sucked into her asshole like it’s the hottest director in the industry and she’s on his casting couch doing what he asks cuz despite not needing the money she’s been trained to want approval.

I am all for fat girls getting skinny, but this awkward body stage of whether she’s actually skinny, or just some lollipop looking body….top heavy like a cartoon…it’s strange.

Maybe she should be in the form fitting pants that make her look like she’s got an ass until she’s figured out how to build up her ass musculature proper…

But I guess even at her worst she dressed like this, so she doesn’t really care, especially with all the recent weightloss endorphines pumping through her….

Either way, the ass showing jean shorts – aren’t always nice.

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2019

24

Apr

Christine McGuinness Big Titty Yoga of the Day

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Christie McGuinness knows how to do yoga…

I am not sure if she’e Charlotte McKinney’s sister, but they do share the shame initials…DD…

Get it.

Cuz they have big tits.

I am going to kill myself now.

Bye.

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2019

24

Apr

Eva Longoria Swimsuit of the Day

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I thought Eva Longoria was too old to be pregnant….

But it looks like she’s pregnant…

Or maybe, she’s just morphing into every Mexican 50 year old at any taco stand across America…with a big belly from taking bites of all that corn all day..whilst making Tortillas…

I would think most vain people would think “I’m not looking my best, maybe I’ll avoid the beach and stick to my fucking mansion and its private pool”…but I guess vanity means even when you look like shit you think you look fucking hot…or is that Narcissism…I didn’t go to school I don’t know these things but I can tell Eva Longoria knowing she’s Eva Longoria…the spoiled Mexican first generation DREAM baby who didn’t get locked up and separated by her family…but who instead was raised whiter than white, so white she’s likely racist to Mexicans….thinks she’s hot, looking hot, even when fat and lazy…cuz she’s Eva Longoria…

What will always amaze me about her – is that internationally people fucking love her, she’s a huge fucking star….while in America…she’s been on one TV show and sure she’s rich and all but ultimately…who give a fuck about Eva Longoria…especially now…gut out…like a fucking lazy pig in a trailer park tanning her tits before eating a bag of chips…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2019

24

Apr

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty of the Day

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Tom Jones and January Jones’ baby Jordyn is starting to figure out this social media, instagram shit….

Get half naked, put it out there, let it ride, people will like you better than when you are in clothing cuz we are all fucking perverts…but don’t give the people to much nudity cuz then they’ll see what they want to see, the tease over, the shamelessness replaces the excitement and all of a sudden the people hate you, despite still loving the nudes…

So the key to success in slutty on social media is to keep your SLOP HOLE in your panties, but show your panties….with silly captions like “which panties should I wear today”…or “just chilling”…or “no filter”…or “woke up like this’….or who the fuck cares…COCKTEASE into success.

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2019

24

Apr

Leigh Anne Pinnock Bikini of the Day

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Apparently Leigh Anne Pinnock is from the pop band Little Mix….

A very important group of sluts who danced around and created garbage pop music….

Their leader is some trash named Perry Edwards and the one time I went “Viral” on twitter, before they deleted my account of many fucking years, was because I posted her nudes and all her fucking people went nuts..

So I guess that makes them well liked and a reminder to all that there’s no need for talent or quality to have fans – you just need marketing and some sluts….

Where the sluts at? Come make me some money.

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