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2019

22

Apr

Delilah Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

Delilah Hamlin has found her angle, it’s no bra in a wifebeater, which in 1997 was a fetish of mine…

Is she speaking to my 1997 fetish…from seeing great tits outside of PUNK ROCK shows braless and in Wife Beaters….drinking pitchers of beer with MESCALINE in it….

Or is she just into showing off her tits and found a way to do it that is not as shameless as just pulling out her tits.

She realizes that humanity as as simple minded as we were in 1997 despite all the technology…and we all still like a good hard nipple under a thin fabric so that we can see the hard nipple…if anything the technological advances since 1997 has just made it easier for trash to monetize off of how basic we are.

She’s Lisa Rina’s duaghter, Lisa Rina’s a bottom feeder, so it is safe to say they are doing all the tactics, pulling all the stops to get her daughter where she needs to be so that she doesn’t need to be a bottom feeder to. Living the LA dream..despite this being pretty much bottom feeding…

Good times…

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2019

22

Apr

Halsey Flashing Her Pussy of the Day

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Halsey is some club kid, who pretends she’s from some broken home, poverty stricken, homeless even, on her own life…sure you are Halsey…

Bitch was sucking DJ dick in the VIP room of the trendy club the DJ rolled through, and managed to convince dude to let her lay a vocal track down….

Bitch was clearly the life of the party, the crazy and wild underage girl who danced like she is in the GIF, something DJs have a hard time turning down, cuz DJs are typically fucking nerds…..

I used to be around DJs when I was drinking in clubs, and every last one of them, I’m talking internation DJs to local club DJs….were socially awkward weirdos who only got laid cuz they were DJs and who likely only became DJs to get laid….it was before DJing was a trend, and they were making a couple hundred dollars a night, not a couple hundred thousand dollars…which in and of itself is so fucking dumb and could easily end if club promoters and club owners said “Fuck that”…but instead they buy into the hype, the lie, the marketing hustle, the trend….

EITHER WAY….Halsey, we’re talking about Halsey, the wild party girl who sucked some dick, got on a shitty electronic track, and since that’s pop music now, she fucking exists and in existing and maintaining that “celebrity” as a popstar, despite just being some bitch who laid down a vocal track for a DJ….it’s that easy these days….she does shit like twerk on social media.

Now, I have known DJ whores over the years…the girls who fuck DJs…whether they are local or international…and I have known these types for DECADES, they have always existed, but we’re now in an era where DJ whores, the record carrying bitches…can have careers out of it..and that’s fucking weird…they are more than just the pussy that got fisted at 4 am after the party…..they are now considered “talent”….if only the DJ whores I know then weren’t all in their late 30s and married with kids…they’d be living the fucking dream…instead of the suburban dream knowing they once fucked Skrillex, AOKI, DIPLO and Tiesto while A-Trak jerked off in the corner all in the same month back in 2005.

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2019

22

Apr

Britney Spears is Alive of the Day

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Britney Spears is in rehab, hey pretend that she checked herself into rehab, but forget that she is under the control of her father, and that she doesn’t have the authority to check herself into rehab.

She is a fucking prisoner, who has been a great earner for the family, but who is totally fucking brain washed and abused like a Feral baby, forced to live in a cage…

It’s a sad fucking story, that someone who has managed to do so much, I mean, she’s BRITNEY SPEARS…is capable of living a great life off her money, but instead is a fucking slave.

Even the dudes she calls her boyfriend are hired help….

She’s jacked up on all kinds of meds, and since Daddy Spears was out getting surgery for cancer she’s likely semi-happy about, because her only escape is his death….he needs her under watch…

They say she stopped taking her meds, which in slave owner talk means she’ll realize she’s a prisoner and that is bad….so they locked her the fuck up…

I don’t know how this is allowed. I don’t know why she hasn’t been freed to do her Britney life wherever she wants cuz she has put in enough work to afford it…

But I know someone needs to speak up for her…and get her out of the shackles that her dad, who clearly has a platantion owner mentality….Louisiana trash looking up to Louisana old money jealousy…so he’s using his daughter…right in front of all of our eyes…

Poor Britney Spears…looking like a wreck….out of rehab….still alive though..so there is hope for an escape….

Here she is being restrained as usual…her bodyguard trainer boyfriend’s got her fucking under his grip…it’s all very sick.

Some throwbacks to remember her crazy by

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2019

22

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse with her tits out because she really wants to be noticed, appreciated…but more importantly…GET WORK.

She’s some rich kid from the UK, who pretended to be a model, despite not being very hot….who had dreams of being an actor and who even dated Brad Cooper when she was 19 or 20, probably where she got herpes, before he left her for an actual model, Russian Model, Irina Shayk who trapped him with her RUSSIAN spy tactics in Manipulating men to get the information they want….

She’s attempted to have an acting career, and likely has an IMDB I am not about to look up….so we can assume this is all part of the marketing efforts.

Boring, but still tit.

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2019

22

Apr

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Nothing says Easter Miracle – like Ellie Goulding in a Bikini…right?

I don’t know about you, but as a Canadian, there’s nothing I think of more during Easter Weekend, than the Queen of England…and England is the place that made Ellie Goulding a huge star…despite none of us knowing who she is…which again makes this Easter Miracle…hardly a fucking miracle but rather pop star no one’s really heard of in a bikini….

ANd that’s that.

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2019

22

Apr

Joy Corrigan Slutty of the Day

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I don’t even know why I am bothering with Joy Corrigan. She is just some South Florida girl who got on instagram, was able to show off her big fake tits, that’s the reason she bought them, and eventually found herself some rich guys to live off of, and a sense of meaning and importance, like people actually cared about her and thought she had something to offer, like her tits…so like every low level instagram model, her ego got inflated and she ended up in NYC or LA where she is likely pursuing acting or modeling only to really get work back home in florida cuz brands need bikini pics and she’s got that bikini body for the bikini pics….that doesn’t need to be flown or housed anywhere….but that is instead local and can capture their IG content for them.

So if anything, being in Florida was a gift, it allowed her to get “jobs” cuz companies needed bikini pics..while throwing her in NYC made her fade into obscurity…since she’s not that great…

But she’s back, I guess…with a new face…and it’s all so boring…I’ll still post it though cuz I’ve already written a paragraph on it.

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2019

19

Apr

Top 10 Celebs Who Smoke Weed for 420 of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who should really stick to weed, or DABS, because the meth is doing her WRONG

Cameron Diaz, caught here toking up with Drew Barrymore

Charlize Theron, the women who shot her own father, should start using CBD to chill out

Em RatCow, making joints look more appealing with each puff

Kristen Stewart, pot didn’t make her gay!

Lindsay Lohan, should have sticked to her weed bowls but later moved onto the bad shit

The Iconic Miley Cyrus Bong Episode

Mischa Barton, who sadly got fat from the munchies

Paris Hilton notorious pot smoker, would love to see this girl DAB

Rihanna, because we all know if you’re from the islands, you smoke pot.

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2019

19

Apr

Lili Reinhart Pole Dancing for Jughead of the Day

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Lili Reinhart, who you may not know of, but who you probably have seen around, thanks to her being on one of the most over hyped garbage shows, that have probably some the worst writers on TV…so bad that Luke Perry had to kill himself to escape it…

I have a theory that Riverdale is such a hot item with the young people…accidentally and that after their first season, they had no plan to continue and here they are in season 3 or 4….struggling…but not as hard as big girl, strong girl, Lili, who is taking pole dance class, as a back-up plan if all goes wrong or maybe cuz all girls are sluts who envy strippers despite judging strippers and looking down on strippers…

She’s dating JUGHEAD, who is one of those Disney Kid child star Sprouse brothers, and maybe he put her up to this, those Disney Kids and their weird fetishes thanks to execs at Disney diddling them like the Priests at the Notre Dame Basilica before they burnt the evidence…

She’s big, thick, busty, terrifying even, but I guess this is what girls look like now, it is the new normal…upside down on a pole…

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2019

19

Apr

Brooke Shields Beach Slutting Like it was Blue Lagoon’s 50th Anniversary of the Day

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I am old enough to remember Brooke Shields before she transitioned and became a man…

I am old enough to remember seeing a 15 year old Brooke Shield when she was a girl…naked on a deserted island…in Blue Lagoon…a role that I like to think was her only worthy role…but also one I was confused about because getting a 15 year old naked in Hollywood is a thing they like to do…but they are usually not so bold as to film it – even if it is for the sake of ART or content….they usually hire 20 year olds to play 15 year olds who get naked.

I remember her sitcom, or when she made me question Agassi’s sexuality, something I am sure tennis fans wondered with all his flamboyant neon outfits…

Yet here she is in her 50s, maybe 60s…with her ass in the air, like she just washed up on shore….and it’s weird…but not overly weird cuz it looks like she may be back n her estrogen as she’s looking more womanly than she has in years….

Menopause usually does the opposite…so silly…you are…Brooke Shields..

Funny what instagram does to these people, just naked all the time…

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2019

19

Apr

Anna Avila Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s easter weekend so why not stare at some hot skinny naked model – cuz you’re out here on your phone or computer trying to avoid that fucking bitch wife of yours and terrible family of yours – and staring at tits seems to be the best strategy for that.

I’m your helper, your spirit guide, bringing you girls like Anna Avila…and her thong ass…with her nipples censored out because I don’t know if you can handle or deserve all she’s got to offer…and I don’t know, because I’ve never heard of her, whether she’s even got anything to offer other than this kind of cocktease to help package her as premium so that her Sugar Daddy’s don’t’ view her as a whore, despite being a whore…I mean posing like this..all dramatic is not wholesome behavior Anna Avila …what would Jesus think after being resurrected…only to find you spending your days doing this….I can assume not very highly of you…but I’m the other kind of Jesus who thinks it’s great….keep being great…making us want to crack that ass like it was an easter egg only to taste all the good that drips out of it…

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