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2019

19

Apr

Anna Avila Nude Photoshoot of the Day

It’s easter weekend so why not stare at some hot skinny naked model – cuz you’re out here on your phone or computer trying to avoid that fucking bitch wife of yours and terrible family of yours – and staring at tits seems to be the best strategy for that.

I’m your helper, your spirit guide, bringing you girls like Anna Avila…and her thong ass…with her nipples censored out because I don’t know if you can handle or deserve all she’s got to offer…and I don’t know, because I’ve never heard of her, whether she’s even got anything to offer other than this kind of cocktease to help package her as premium so that her Sugar Daddy’s don’t’ view her as a whore, despite being a whore…I mean posing like this..all dramatic is not wholesome behavior Anna Avila …what would Jesus think after being resurrected…only to find you spending your days doing this….I can assume not very highly of you…but I’m the other kind of Jesus who thinks it’s great….keep being great…making us want to crack that ass like it was an easter egg only to taste all the good that drips out of it…

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2019

19

Apr

Constance Jablonski Topless of the Day

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Constance Jablonski topless for the Angels book….

These may be old, but I’m posting them anyway, because so is Constance Jablonski…she must be 20 years into this getting topless as a model hustle…and that should be encouraged and celebrated as long as you don’t look like other 40 year old woman…who weren’t all that hot to begin with and who chose a life of being a wife, mother, and evening snacker on her couch watching reality TV….living that middle of the road…dream…riding on credit card debt, a husband who ignores her and jerks off to internet porn, a house that never gets clean and is covered in mold cuz it’s all they can afford, and a garage filled with bulk toilet paper she found on sale in one of her depressing trips out of the house where she originally contemplated running away, or offing herself, but couldn’t resist a toilet paper deal.

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2019

19

Apr

Jasmine Sanders Topless for VS of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is pretty funny.

First they cast Josie Canseco

Now they cast Jasmine Sanders….

Who you may not know, but who is one of the Kardashian Jenner friends, with a lot of instagram followers, who I guess they are trying to use to become relevant..

But this is what happens when old people try to be relevant, they google social media, influencer, and try to figure out who the right people are with the most influence…only to clearly fuck right up…

They probably put millions into market research, figuring out how to make the instagram generation connect with their brand as they are losing..

This is what they came up with.

Pretty disappointing…

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2019

18

Apr

Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings of the Day

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Look at this excitement – Dakota Fanning – everyone’s favorite weirdo who was sold by her parents to the entertainment world – I mean besides countless other more interesting child stars- is out there in a pair of leggings or active wear for fitness and comfort that is socially acceptable as fashion and style – so that the world can see her ass….as girls seem to like to do.

The whole thing is pretty silly, considering she could just retire and move somewhere to chill. But she is trained, slave labor really, from a young age by her parents to not ruin the opportunity so she’s out here still doing it…and by it I mean acting, and PR using the paparazzi and the whole thing is pretty stupid. But not as stupid as my general existence.

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2019

18

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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This is Victoria’s Secret answer to plus sized models.

Fired for being fat, after signing her as a teen and really bringing her to America…

Only to rehire her for being fat because they can’t afford the press around being mean to fat people. No fat shaming allowed when you are in the media, or a brand, and have everything to lose…

Especially when your brand is dying, you are restructuring and shutting down stores…cuz people are onto your sweatshop made overpriced crap.

We are smarter and know that their marketing dollars are going to slutty women who think they are important and we’d rather buy our made in China yeast infection underwear directly from
China.

We don’t need you – we have Instagram brands.

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2019

18

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Look at this smiling Big Mac, our there scamming the world into thinking she’s important and special and worthy of brand deals all for being fat.

Fat…something that is very easy to accomplish. If anything it requires zero effort and by definition happens from just sitting around…is nothing to be proud of or to celebrate or reward…

This bitch, a self proclaimed fat chick I know is angling being fat cuz no one cared about her when she was skinny…so she spotted a trend. Started eating. And now is just a huge set of doughy thighs for for no one to be that excited on.

She is a lie. A big fat lie. Literally.

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2019

18

Apr

Sommer Ray Ass of the Day

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Sommer Ray out here with her Coachella ass…

Is it a real ass in this world of fake asses…and Instagram lies.

She is not all that hot, but she wants you to jack off to her. Why else would she do this content..

And really, why don’t these idiots do porn if they are out there ripping off the sex workers…and what differentiates this trash from a sex worker. Why would a brand say this is ok and fitness and cool while actual sex workers get treated like shit.

I don’t get it.

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2019

18

Apr

SOMEONE GET DEMI LOVATO the OPIATES….of the Day

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Demi Lovato was seen leaving the gym, because she was hard to miss, the size of two people , weighing in at Beyonce twin pregnancy weight, all 5 foot nothing of her, rocking the diabetic ankles and obese person legs, cuz girl’s fucking huge…in her fat lady bike shorts…terrifying all of us…

It’s like get this tyrant bitch some fucking opiates to curb her appetite.

It’s like big girls don’t cry, but they sure do eat, and in Demi Lovato’s case have no idea what struggle is really about, just some entitled whining rich cunt from Disney not able to navigate being rich and famous, go fuck yourself with your bullshit problems…

Seriously…poor little rich girl has everything she wants and a ton of cash to do whatever she wants…but instead she plays bipolar and cries…insane. That is her real mental disorder.

I just can’t believe how fat she is.

I also can’t believe how broken she is. Like take your money and go away to find yourself – cuz is real people have real problems you cunt.

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2019

17

Apr

Emma Roberts Short Shorts of the Day

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The only thing better than these shorts that Emma Roberts is wearing…is no shorts…you know just Emma Roberts rocking her exposed vagina in public doing her errands like you’d expect her to do with the level of rich girl daddy issues that she’s got….

I don’t see enough girls walking around pussy out….it is just so rare and beautiful and but I have hope and assume it will become a trend. It is the direction we are heading – unless everyone freaks the fuck out and get back to being oppressed motherfuckers where being turtle neck and long pant wearing modest is the hottest…

I would like to know what Emma Roberts vagina looks like. Is it an inny that is hard to find, or an outty that flaps in the wind or an IN BETWEENY…that is just clit….

Does she have BUSH, she better have BUSH, how could she not have bush in this era of PUBIC HAIR is great…another sex trend I’ve predicted….because I may not be much, I may not have much, but I am a pervert and I can see what and where other perverts are headed!!!