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2019

16

Apr

Shanina Shaik See Through of the Day

I never remember who Shanina Shaik is. She’s just that important and relevant…

I sometimes assume she is Irina Shayk’s poo colored sister. You know the one that her dad made with some Pakistani cleaning lady who ended up in Moscow…but I have a feeling she may just be a totally different Shaik, just doing the same thing as the other Shaik, half naked modeling….

When I fist saw the pics, I thought it was Zoe Kravitz or Black Chyna, or someone else who wouldn’t be considered a racist for her dread locks, but I guess since Shanina Shaik has fucked black dudes like Tyson Beckford, she has the right….

I figure if you sacrifice your cunt for the black cock, you are an honorary African Queen…

Point being, this is her silly Coachella Outfit for you to jack off to…

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2019

15

Apr

Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day

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I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current.

The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit….

So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year…

So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers….

Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones…

Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero….

So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers…..

Alexis Ren and her frozen face

Brooke Hogan is still around

Token Black Girl Cardi B

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Bunk Faced Bella Thorne

Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim

MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid

Halsey still pretending to be black

Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits

Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra

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Olivia Culpo Titty Pop

40 Year Old Paris Hilton

Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland

60 Year Old Rachel McCord

Romee Strijd…hot..

Elsa Hosk…Hottest

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Sara Sampaio

Sophie Mudd’s Tits

Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties

Madison Pettis and her Big Tits…

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Posted in:Coachella|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

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Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there….

She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone…

Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off…

NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work…

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG….

Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way.

So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram…

So show her some respect and masturbate to her.

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the monster Hadid. The Khloe Kardashian of the Hadid family, who has managed to have a crazy career based on being the sister of Gigi Hadid, who only had a career because she was on Instagram when Instagram first happened and people thought it meant these people were actually important, influential or mattered, when really it was all just digital marketing…you know what I mean…scamming the fucking system.

They were rich kids with budget and staff to make things happen…from LA where these rich families compete to be the most important making the most money…and will got to all costs to make it happen.

It’s all fucking nonsense, but the rest of the world doesn’t seem to catch onto the nonsense…they actually buy into the hype…so fucking stupid…

Well, Bella, who was naturally unattractive had to step it up and really buy her “beauty” or look, like all these girls are doing, with the muppet face injections and with that hot body, the butter face melted away….but apprently it’s back.

I guess the only good thing about these pics is that she’s not at Coachella like all the other whores.

WOW…someone went fucking mental with the face injections….

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day

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It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night…

I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show…

I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards.

I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me…

The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy.

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

15

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Top with the Big Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her Big Tits….are getting a lot of hype and not just for her big tits which is what I think is her best feature…but I am a titty obsessed pervert who reduces everyone to their tits….

She’s getting a lot of hype because she was in some Netflix series called Everything Sucks. She was in some other show that everyone goes nuts for because the idea of enslaving women to breed children in a future where women are infertile is exciting called Handmaid’s Tale where she got killed off….and she was in another show called Sharp Objects where she played a girl who kills herself…which is nice and dramatic…good choices for an up and coming star being groomed and cultivated to be the next big thing, with some nice big tits…all at 21….there’s hope for a better tomorrow in this era of big Hollywood movies sucking dick…and celebs they’ve created being garbage like Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Gaga, Anna Kendrick and the other over the hill gang.

Out with the old, in with the new….cuz new pussy is always exciting…tastes so fresh on our perverted souls….not to mention this new pussy is BUSTY fuck yeah!!

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Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

15

Apr

Elsa Hosk Slutty of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple of the Day

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I am old enough to remember when Eva Longoria was marketed as a hot chick…clearly by the looks of her…that was a long time ago.

I was never a fan of her, I am not a racist and I don’t see her as a Dreamer who is out there milking your American resources, even though her parents probably were undocumented border tunnel burrowers….

But she has a HUGE international following, people fucking think she’s great…

So your Mexican American girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them….

This is apparently pics of her nipples, I am not that much of a virgin loser to make-out the pic of her nipples but you probably can.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Nipple of the DAy

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In big news, that isn’t Coachella News, not that I report the news….Eugenie Bouchard, Montreal’s Very Own tennis star, who hasn’t won too much in the Tennis circuit, but still probably makes a couple of million dollars a year, making everyone back home riding her name, like her Twin Sister, the party slut influencer, pretty fucking happy that they’ve been able to ride her celebrity, is out pig wrestling in Miami with her Cowboy had, maybe a new hobby or sport, some Rodeo or Farm Fair shit, and the good news, the exciting news is that her tit popped out of her top…the basis of Mud Wrestling and why it was such a great thing before bars stopped putting those shows on…because of misogyny and feminism…

I guess what this goes to show us is that you don’t need to be the best at a sport, just the most half naked on the internet, to matter.

She’s not all that hot, but it’s a nipple…and pig wrestling is always fun to watch…..

Where’s the video?