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2019

29

May

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

Charli XCX is pretty fucking clever on her quest of becoming famous, because once you get to a certain level of celebrity, where people think you are relevant enough to perform at their events, getting in the media suddenly becomes easy, all she has to do is wear short skirts, see through tops, thong panties, and own it…I guess we can add BIKINIS to the mix…cuz she does that too….

All these years later, Charli XCX is still an up and coming star..with her tits out….and she’s really not all that impressive or interesting….even when on stage doing her version of a slutty Lady Gaga pretending to be a performing artist who puts on some sexual show involving her grabbing at her tits…..but her social media titty content is alright, I’d just be more into it if it was full pussy out nudes, but I feel that way about every post I do – it must be tireseome to read – as if you fucking read.

Charli XCX Bikini


Charli XCX Bikini

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2019

29

May

Kara Del Toro Lingerie of the Day

Kara Del Toro Lingerie

Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in

She looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…and I guess getting occasional gigs to keep that storyline alive for her sugar daddies and other rich connected people to accept her as more than just a sex worker.

I guess the real question is whether she is married to Benicio Del Toro….or Guillermo Del Toro or if she is her daughter…..

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2019

29

May

Olivia Culpo Tits of the Day

Olivia Culpo TIts

Olivia Culpo is showing off her instagram tits, cuz tits get hits, and she’s been clever in building her profile so that people don’t view her as some bottom feeder using her tits for attention, but instead following her because of her fashion stories, her access to events and the fact that she’s an all American pageant girl who uses her instagram celebrity to get with as many NFL players as she can, because NFL Players are her fetish and I guess the fetish to a lot of American slutty girls from New England, where being the chick into sports, and the chick with sports DEEP up into them is a thing….a sign of status that cocktail waitressed and HOOTER GIRL Dream of….and I guess that Olivia Culpo dreams of…anything to get more attention to herself as whatever the fuck it is that she is…all brand friendly and making money off this instagram thing….weirdness..

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2019

29

May

PopThatPussyChallenge is the Hashtag of the Day

Social media is a wonderful place..and after finding Baddie…I came across the POPTHATPUSSY Challenge….which is a nice reminder that instagram is pretty hardcore, pretty gutter, pretty amazing, because girls are whores as a general blanket statement that applies to all girls I’ve ever met, and if you give them a camera to film themselves in actions, they will 98 percent of the time turn to sexualizing themselves cuz that’s what their mental capacity allows for….even the smart ones, with degrees from colleges who have good jobs can’t help trying to be hot, and sharing that hotness they feel with their audience…..and it doesn’t just take influencers or people with millions of fans to be a whore…it just takes being a woman..

So the POPTHATPUSSY challenge is exactly what I expect of Facebook / Instagram cuz people are perverts…

But it’s what the pretend doesn’t happen, or what isn’t the foundation of why their platform works.

We are all fucking perverts….

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2019

29

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Topless

Sammi Hanratty topless again…..

So if she’s doing the same hustle for attention – tits out to get noticed – why should I bother writing a new post on her….

I don’t have any real insight on her, other than that she’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her…..

She was in Shameless…and who the fuck cares what else…and now she’s doing black and white titty pics cuz it’s art to increase her profile so that one day maybe she will get to be the academy award winner she wants to be..a legitimate actress….it could happen since movies producers like young slutty girls with followers….it’s the Miley and Bella Thorne strategy to success that a lot of copycats are out there doing….and that I appreciate for being out there doing it….

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2019

29

May

Shailene Woodley Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

shailene woodley tits for fashion

Annoying activist Shailene Woodley, who I just assumed was a lesbian until she shocked us all with some athlete boyfriend who she was madly in love with, has her tits out for a magazine…not quite her tits out at the level we’d want them to be out…you know like in her movie where she played a sailing woman lost at sea….where there was at least one scene of her tits….I assume I posted that scene HERE….but there’s some cleavage, and to the virgin loser who visits a site like this, it’s safe to assume that is enough…

So when Shailene Woodley is not getting arrested protesting oil pipelines in North Dakota or whatever else she’s attached herself to…she’s out promoting herself as some kind of model…for the fans, the perverts, the people….and this is what that looks like..

shailene woodley tits for fashion

UPDATE – Didn’t feel like giving her a whole new post, cuz she’s boring, but she wore this outfit to a premiere last night and looked crazy….

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2019

28

May

Bella Thorne Tit Flash of the Day

Bella Thorne is recently single, so she’s putting the slutty content out there…pushing the limits with her bolt on tits out…and it’s just the nature of recently single women trying to piss off their ex boyfriends for the sake of ego…pretty silly and immature but great for the on-lookers who knew when the couple was greasy and disgusting on social media that it would come to an end and she’d be back to the slutty, more slutty than ever….it’s how evolution works… DINOSAUR shit…

It’s encoded in her DNA, thanks to her trashy life, where she was being exploited by her mom for Disney….and it worked….she got on Disney….living that fucking dream…at the expense of your daughters sanity. Awesome people in the world…especially the entertainment industry…

So now she exploits herself on social media because it works.

Simple tactics…for big results….just pull your tits out.

Keep up the GOOD work!!

Bella Thorne Tit Flash

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2019

28

May

Madison Beer Bra of the Day

Madison Beer Bra

Madison Beer is a big deal…thanks to YOUTUBE and having a mom who saw opportunity when she was underage to exploit her to the perverts on Youtube because Youtube, in the event you didn’t know, is something that perverts masturbate to. There is so much inappropriate, grey area content on there and it takes a certain kind of mom to look at her young daughter and think “We can use this for Youtube views”….and those Youtube Views got her a music career, a record deal, and the ability to walk around with her tits out for the paparazzi her team has hired to generate as much buzz as they can around her to help her music career go officially mainstream in an era where all new music sucks and it shouldn’t be so hard to make it…as people have no taste….you just need that “celebrity”….and this is how you do it…us every tool available to you..like the digital marketing expert you are thanks to Youtube…

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Here she is performing:

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Here’s a clip to her video she posted:

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

28

May

Rachel Cook Slutty of the Day

Rachel Cook Slutty

If you’ve been sitting at home wondering what Rachel Cook, the 39 year old who was in She’s All That, Josie and the Pussycats…and whatever else Rachel Cook was in during the 90s…you’ve come to the right place…because she’s been up to nothing, but this bitch stole her name and posts bikini content that is pretty fucking hot on social media…and people like her….

She’s done Playboy….she’s done other nude shoots…she’s done consistent sexualizing of herself and here are her tits in slutty poses for social media….but she’s not all that hot, but hot, trashy, and half naked enough for a post.

Rachel Cook Slutty

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2019

28

May

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Vogue of the Day

Gigi Hadid Tits for Vogue

Gigi Hadid is a legit model people. She’s not just some rich kid from LA who had a team of people get her relevant on Social Media early on in Social Media…by paying off the Kardashians and magazines and brands to feature her to elevate her profile and presence….in a fake it til you make it cuz you can afford to fake it til you make it thanks to your dad being a weirdo who like to fuck sugar baby models, and no better way to elevate his hustle than to have at least one kid in the scene…and having the scene by into her like she matters cuz they need someone to focus on for their purposes and it’s easier to just use someone who has packaged themselves right…

Either way, she’s in Vogue, tits out, can’t see the nips, but you can see her new face injected face….and it’s a nice reminder how useless the media is, they’ll use anyone to get themselves hype, with no editorial strategy to find people who are worthy or interesting, but are instead just garbage.

Gigi Hadid…is garbage.

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