Em Rat Cow has created a clothing brand that targets women even though her audience is men, because she realizes that the real value in being a set of tits on the internet with a pretty huge following, is that you can start a brand that people will buy into….because like the Victoria’s Secret models, this set of tits that has a huge dude audience, also has a huge chick audience cuz chicks seem to be into following other chicks dudes find hot…to copy them and their outfits in order to be hot too…which I guess it what makes these people influencers or trend setters, even if they are really just a set of tits on the internet….because the internet audience isn’t that sophisticated and has access to a credit card…with the ability to purchase…so as long as they think you matter…you’ve got a revenue stream…

Being in charge of your own destiny…or your own brand and business…is a way to drag out this instagram bullshit and do something meaningful at least financially meaningful…instead of chasing brands to give you money..do your own brand and get money….all these tits on the internet with a following should follow her lead…

Plus it gives the narcissist something else to brag about that is directly an extension of them, put that same love into your bike shorts as you’ve got in your tits, and people may start believing your own hype.

The whole thing may be obvious, it may not be impressive, but bitch is doing it….with the tits out….unfortunately…her face and belly button still terrify me…but the tits are solid enough to carry a brand..and solid enough to stare at as they navigate the world crying for attention.

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