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2019

14

May

Jade Chynoweth Topless of the Day

Jade Chynoweth is some dancer…which means if the trying to be famous as a dancer, a ridiculous concept in and of itself doesn’t work out for her…she can always become a stripper…or cam girl…who dances for money…whilst showing her pussy…which is pretty much what all these girls do anyway, even when they aren’t official sex workers…because why the fuck else would they be thrown into dance…not to mention, we live in a world of all girls being sex workers even when they arn’t official sex workers…so it all kinda works out the way it should work out anyway…

All this to say, who cares about Jade Chynoweth.

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2019

14

May

Dove Cameron Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ex Disney Girl Dove Cameron out here with the hard nipples because that is what DISNEY teaches them to do.

It’s like figure out what the culture or demographic is into, what they are doing, and then you gotta do it…that way…to stay relevant and to sell product to them.

Lucky for us, the young era is about being braless…hard nippled…and slutty…

I can’t imagine a better thing to be trendy…it’s amazing.

As a pervert who lurks the street, cuz I prefer real life perving, internet perving is just boring….the no bra thing..is fantastic…so thank you Dove Cameron, whoever you are…for being part of that!

I feel like thanking whores is an effective way to get them to continue whoring.

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2019

14

May

Brooke Burke Tight Leggings of the Day

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Brooke Burke is looking pretty fucking tight for a 60 year old…

I guess that’s what happens when you’re a Playboy chick who puts all her value on her looks..

She’s also got a crazy fan bases….who I assume they remember her from when she was on Wild On, from back in an era where getting half naked and partying around the world was enough of a concept to sell a show, an era where I should have been selling TV shows, and I guess I kind of was, to random drunks at the bars I used to frequent, who weren’t Hollywood Execs…but who still would jerk off in the plants like Weinstein…why didn’t I invent “Girls Gone Wild?”…I will never know….

She still looks awesome, 20 years and 20 kids later, recently divorced wanting you to jerk off to her old lady body cuz it doesn’t look as old as the menopause probably makes it smell…all dusty and shit…but you can cum in her and she won’t get knocked up…which I’d say is probably a first for her…but it isn’t…she’s been cummed in plenty without getting knocked up despite all the kids..

I don’t know what this fitness shit is, I am sure she’s had a lot of work done, who cares what I think. Hot body granny…Nice.

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2019

13

May

Bella Thorne Hairy Bikini of the Day

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Good ol hairy Bella Thorne is here to show off how current, edgy, empowered, feminist she is…by stripping down on social media for attention, likes, validation, to get noticed…as all these girls…even ones with big audiences do…

I am all for this low level marketing hustle, it makes sense to me, it speaks to my soul….but Bella Thorne is over-exposed, played out, and boring….so we’ve seen all she’s gotta do, back when she was bit younger and less disgusting looking…so I prefer when she was first doing this….a while ago before it got boring….but also preferred when she was happy with boyfriend and no posting nudes everyday for attention cuz she’s loud and obnoxious about it….just a gross broken by her fame hungry mom – out there whoring…

It’s too bad this bullshit hairy feminist is just a cliche trying to piss off her ex, in some single girl nonsense…with these recent half nudes where she looks like shit….like stick to the empowered line…stick to the program….either be consistent the empowered naked chick….or don’t…but being some weak bitch crying to get noticed is straight up pathetic…especially from that loser troll weirdo phony she was dating…

That’s about all I have to say about that…which is too much….

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2019

13

May

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney with her big tits are in a bikini for GUESS because I guess being the host body to a set of big tits can still get you brand deals….from a brand like Guess that fucking loves big tits.

The rumor is that this is actually her own collection with Guess, which is pretty major for some rich girl from Florida who got famous on social media, or at least famous enough to get on a Reality show that made her official and legit….

It’s good to see that she’s at least trying to make her tits do more for her, cuz there’s nothing worst than when a set of huge tits on a small frame fall the fuck apart…

I am into whatever is going on hre, even if I don’t find her all that hot, her tits are and I’m glad she’s not that Rat Cow trash…you know her titty competitor who has probably more success with the tits but Charlotte’s still in this titty race and could potentially win….only time will tell..

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2019

13

May

Demi Lovato Body By Heroin of the Day

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DEMI LOVATO is pretty gross…

I wonder if this is self love, part of her treatment, some half naked look at my upper pussy fatty gunt and stare in wonderment and confusion at what you are actually looking at…

Now that she doesn’t have her heroin appetite suppressant, she’s gotta embrace being obese…even though she’s been pretty thick her entire career…

I am sure her fans love this, I am just amazed that she’s got fans…or that people or brands still want to work with her…cuz I think when a Disney Star goes heroin addict she should be blacklisted, while the execs think “if she’s got fans, we can make money off this broken bitch, let’s work her til she breaks again”….

Either way, this isn’t pleasant and should be clothed….find god or something…not fucking empowerment through body positivity or whatever other lie she’s milking when she doesn’t care about her body – she just wants to get HIGH…

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2019

13

May

Erika Wheaton Wet Bikini of the Day

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Erika Wheaton is some Instagram model who does the whole bikini think with her ass out – in order to get followers – cuz the racier you are the more followers you get or at least the more likes you get….

I don’t know what her Erika Wheaton ethnicity is…but she looks pretty tanned…

She’s got some JESUS shit in her bio, so I guess she’s doing the half naked for the power of Christ – obviously…..

I scanned through her instagram – 97 percent of her pics are her half naked in a bathing suit, the other 3 percent is her ass in leggings…

So she’s a good wholesome Christian time I guess…

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2019

13

May

Halsey Street Hooker of the Day

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Halsey having another identity crisis, is she black, is she white, is she auditioning for a remake of Pretty Woman? Or is this her true self, a cracked out street hooker.

Here she is being white, signing BLINK 182 in a mall.

Before she was a groupie bitch at the clubs doing drugs with DJS convincing them to let her lay down a vocal track after they bang the back of her throat with their DJ cocks…cuz that’s how fame happens for party girls…singing EDM….

The fact that she played this whole drug addict homeless girl offends me as I know real drug addict homeless people…and she’s a hollywood version of that, where rich execs may find it edgy or cool cuz they live in fucking mansions…

Then there is the whole being black where she went after hotels for not having shampoo for black hair cuz her dad is black and she has black hair….and I guess wants people to find her edgy cuz of being mixed race despite no one knowing cuz she’s white as fuck.

Now this…

Just a pile of fucking bullshit…that should be working back alleys and not hollywood but the world doesn’t always work out like it should…

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2019

13

May

Irina Shayk Bikini of the Day

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You can’t take the Russian Sex Worker out of Russian Sex Worker just because you take her out of Russia…but she’s still gonna have all the traits of a sex worker cuz that’s how she was raised, or trained in the communist government facility when they planned on sending her to American via Europe as some bikini model Athlete girlfriend…who becomes a legit model that fucks celebrities….and eventually gets knocked up by one…so that she’s set for life, with her American footprint secured and a monthly check for the next 18 years secured…

Cuz Irina Shayk is still posting up slutty half naked selfies…LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO…

I guess life doesn’t end when a girl gets knocked up at 30 by a rich dude…she is still here…doing it.

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2019

13

May

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco is some trashcan Jose Canseco daughter with a Hooters waitress, as Athletes do…and for some reason, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model now, a reason I call them trying to find “Influencers” to influence young girls to buy into the brand again, as all their sales are in decline thanks to it being a shitty fucking mall brand for 45 year olds….in an era where people don’t wear bras…that’s the construct of the patriarchy and VERY VERY bad….

Point being, I don’t think Josie Canseco has any fucking influence at all, I doubt her followers are chicks, and I am sure her followers are just her dad’s fans…and a bunch of fucking bros into athlete daughters..

She looks more like a girl who should be selling skinny tea to pretend she’s got a job, when she’s just got a trust fund….and not like a VS model…it’s like she’s a party girl, Vegas pool party girl, mainstream trash…

But now she’s working for a brand that traditionally imports their sluts, so they have a little more ethnic flare..

I find the whole thing pretty weird…like let low level rich girls with famous parents be the nobodies they are…on social media…this stamp of approval on them takes away from actual hot and deserving girls…

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