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2019

13

May

Kaia Gerber Hard Nipples of the Day

KAIA GERBER is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question and that is…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego or to give you a life of your own the only way she knows how – cuz she’s a model and that’s how she did it – is it wrong for you as a pervert looking on to sexualize her too..

I mean you didn’t produce this content, Cindy Crawford instigated it, agents and producers, editorial teams and photographers were all involved in saying “Hey take off your bra…use this ice cube….put n this shirt”….something I doubt the young girl protested cuz young girls are pretty fucking broken in this era and thanks to social media…are pretty much half naked all the fucking time anyway…plus bras are a construct of the patriarchy, you can’t be a fucking feminist in a bra…it’s the 1960s rememberr…and I’m having NAM flashbacks…

Point being…why didn’t Cindy Crawford wait until girl was 18 to get into this….why did she start her young…get her a fucking job at a CAMP or at the mall like a normal kid if it’s about teaching her how to work….

I guess it’s just the mother’s narcissism running the show,…they are billionaires and don’t need to work…so this is all ego….all “we can be classier Kardashians”…cuz all these idiots live in the same city and have the same morals, values, which are money and sexualizing themselves..

SO I don’t blame you for looking at this…I blame the broken system for MAKING it..

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2019

13

May

Karrueche Tran Pussy Print of the Day

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KARRUECHE TRAN is not TRANS like everyone who works at Starbucks seems to be…not that I am persoanlly offended by TRANS people…I think you can identify as whatever you want, I’ll call you a foot if you really think you’re a foot…it doesn’t phase me on any level…I deal and interact with crazy people all the time and there is no harm in humoring one….cuz being trans is crazy

That said, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girlfriend, which is really ALL she has done and the only reason she is known….because she’s either the kind of girl who likes the attention, so she gets out there in a bikini for the paparazzi to finish the celebrity she’s started…or that she’s the kind of girl who likes to get beat up by dudes….assuming Chris Brown beats all his women…which I will assume cuz he gets arrested all the time….

Not that being a girl who likes attention and is willing to be beat up for it, or a women who like sbeing beat up needs to be mutually exclusive…maybe Karrueche Tran is a diverse woman with many facets we don’t know or understand cuz we don’t know her…we just know her PUSSY PRINT.

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2019

13

May

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Lingerie of the Day

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For those of you (as if there are any of you) who read this site, I have been a fan ofRosie Huntington-Whiteley and not because I am bald, as disgusting as I am, I’m not bald….so I dont need to use her as a beacon of hope that if I was a bald dude I could get a girl like her…provided I was ripped, an action star and rich as fuck….

I have been a fan of her, because she has been getting naked since day one of her modeling…and I like that no bullshit, I’m a model, I get naked approach…when it’s not just some instagram whore trying to get noticed…

Then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work…cuz acting is a joke…

You know, in efforts to get these people paid less in my silent protest of “They are useless uneducated idiots who don’t do anything for the worrld”….a protest that no one listens to or cares about….

Well, Rosie, now a mom, in lingerie…Awesome.

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2019

13

May

Rosario Dawson Topless and 50 of the Day

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I really dislike Rosario Dawson..especially now that she’s dating some Democrat named Cory who is using her to propel his marketing thanks to her celebrity and who she is using to try to validate her existence as being more than just a vapid garbage actress with big tits….but also an activist…she just looks like a cunt.

She’ll always be the underage slut in KIDS who played around in the pool in her bra for Harmony Korine and Larry Clark…whether she was able to polarize that slutty at a young age behavior as being a serious actor or not…I know she’s not that impressive or even accomplished…but people like her tits and tits take you to amazing places if you know how to use them….

She’s done this whole nude on instagram thing for attention cuz she’s in her 50s now and still wants to optimize her existing audience to help further her legacy like she was Meghan Markle by being a Political Wife….her dream is to be the first Puerto Rican First Lady…which won’t, but a girl is allowed to dream…and show off her tits whilst she dreams…because why the fuck not…

Funny enough, she was posting nudes on instagram since she got instagram, and her lawyer hit me up to remove some leaked nudes that were less nude than the nudes on her instagram…which I find pretty offensive…like fucking be naked, let’s leave the legal team out of this….so we can focus on the ONE and ONLY thing we’re into when it comes to Rosario Dawson’s Creek…them titties…

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2019

13

May

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Rich people have a lot of time on their hands, and they like to plan elaborate events around bullshit things like engagement parties, or bachelorette parties, all in effort to get the poor people to follow them to feel like shit about themselves, forcing them to turn to sugar baby sex work, to get a taste of that good life….so that they can spend money in idiotic ways, like yacht parties too…you know so they fit into society as they should…

That said, Sarah Hyland, the very weird fucking looking girl from Modern Family…that you all jerked off to throughout her genetic diseased, underdeveloped years, that she got two Kidney Transplants in…2 people have sacrificed vital organs for her to be drinking on this boat in a bikini for you to jerk off to..and that’s what this is about…celebrating life, love and saying fuck you to all you losers who can’t live like this cuz you’re not rich enough to get new kidneys when yours give out….

I don’t know who the other bikinis are with Sarah Hyland…..but there are a lot of bikinis..and that’s what matters.

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2019

10

May

Krysten Ritter – Ready To Drop Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is prengnat – who knew….

She is in a bikini, ready to drop, looking big as fuck, and I guess some people find this hot…people who never knocked up a woman cuz woman don’t want to breed with them…but always wanted a family….socially awkward people…cuz she plays a comic book character…and fans of comic books fucking love the vagina in those comic books…and by default they also love the people who star in the TV, Movie or Nefflix version..

She’s got a bit of a dark vibe, clearly into fucking, cuz she made a dude cum in her, creampie motherfuckers…and this is the STD result of that…

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2019

10

May

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli for Israel Independence day….because it is apparently Isreal independence day….to celebrate stealing land from the Arabs and giving it to the Jewish people after Nazi Germany…..and Israel has been a huge part of all of our non-Jewish lives because our governments want that Middle-East oil and need strategic hubs to get it….

Not that I know anything about politics, or Palestine….other than the love all Jewish people in North America have for Israel, it is their home that they don’t live at and aren’t from, but when they go on their Birth Right Trips, they always have a good time all while never do the army training, but they donate money and attend charity events back home to send to Israel, so that they get the Tel Aviv summer on the beach with great food and hot women like Bar Refaeli experience…and can feel like they contribute….

I do know about tits, Jewish tits, and other tits…because I like tits, and Bar, despite being a mom of two after retiring back home in Israel with some rich local…to live her Israeli life after her tax evasion scandal…still looks about as doughy as she’s always been…but doughy in a good way thanks to the tits.

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2019

10

May

Nina Agdal Searching for Her Missing Chromosome of the Day

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Nina Agdal giving herself a self breast exam, as she searches for her missing chromosome in her bikini….

Or maybe this is just her mooching off the brand association of being part of Sports Illustrated swim for so many years, even once sharing the cover….as it has been the ONLY thing she’s ever done in her life that she has been able to milk to feel important and even date Leo DiCaprio for about 10 minutes…before settling with Christie Brinkley’s loser son who understands her cuz his mom is a whore and he has access to his dad’s billions….

Boring.

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2019

10

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Fake TIts Battle Pregnancy of the Day

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Safe to say the pictures of this pig in Si Swimsuit were taken some time ago..and I say pig because we all remember her sex tape where she lets her poor little dog lick some dudes cum off her, cum that she was paid to receive for being a 20k a day hooker…..that’s the rumor anyway….

But now she’s found love, or at least strategically placed that cum inside her uterus where it belongs when you’re a slutty sex worker….I guess being 45 years old, at least in her face, she’s had no real choice but to get knocked up before it’s too late and she misses her chance she was given when cast for SI despite looking like a stripper…to be set for life…

This is her being strategic ….with baby in womb cuz that’s how being a sex worker who presents herself as a model works.

It is safe to say these bikini pics are scheduled in line with the release of SI Swimsuit….because get the hype you can to polarize your story….ride that SI Swim fame like you were Kate Upton or Christie Brinkley….while rocking an aggressive muppet face.

Here she is with her hard pregnant nipples out with her baby daddy

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2019

09

May

Demi Lovato Ass Flash of the Day

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Ya fucking right Demi Lovato, trying to make us think these pictures werent taken when you weren’t hopped up on heroin, we all know what you LOOK LIKE NOW…for the sake of all Demi Lovato fans, bring back the heroin to lean the fuck out a bit, it’s worth the risk of dying, at least you’ll go out 45 pounds lighter which is really what living is about….all this struggle as a rich and famous person can suck a fucking dick….I have no sympathy for addicts, especially ones with resources…that they can easy grow the fuck up already…or die…

This fucking victim, craving sympathy, pandering to the emotions of people,…when clearly she doesn’t care about herself or her fans…is gross.

People have real fucking problems out here…it’s almost like she’s mocking addiction and making it about her…cuz that is EXACTLY what she’s doing…

She is pantsless though, I’m sure some of you sick fucks appreciate that.