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2019

08

May

Romee Strijd in a Bikini of the Day

Romee Strijd is pretty much the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret model slaves they’ve human trafficked from other countries for celebrities and rich guys to have sex with….you know girls that are brought in by the American company that is hardly American….considering they do all their manufacturing overseas, all their promo models are not from America, and the owner probably has all kinds of tax shelters to protect his money set up, but he does pay rent at a lot of American malls, and he does employ a lot of American minimum wagers, but the real money is going to other countries cuz it makes the most sense….I guess…I’m not a business school grad…what do I know…other than that they know how to pick some good quality pussy…not that it is that hard…it’s like “do you want to work for a brand in America that you know…cuz it is international…and cuz their models are famous…we’ll also pay you 1,000,000 dollars USD which is like 5,000,000 in your country….tough sell…girls DREAM of this shit….and here she is in a bikini for fun, cuz fuck it…she gets paid to do this, why not hand out a few for free…or at least to build her social media as she gets performance bonuses for that….

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2019

08

May

Elsa Hosk Sheer Dress on a Cliff of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the good life as the Swedish Basketball player, who was playing professionally in Sweden before deciding that she was a hot pervert exhibitionist who would take the competitive spirit to modeling, and get as naked as she could to get noticed, all with the support of the evil mall brand that sells overpriced made in a sweatshop panties to fat people who shop in malls…as some promo model as she neared 30…but who did better than the girls they already had working for them…who were younger than her…cuz she’s hot…

She would have done it for free, but is now in California…a rich and famous model…taking slutty hipster pics in Malibu with the wildflowers, as people do for social media and have for years now…cuz she’s at that level of fucking famous people, while you’re all the level of jacking off to her on some office chair you found in the trash and dragged back to your rathole of an apartment. Funny how life works out..

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2019

08

May

Gisele in a Magazine for Trans Rights of the Day

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Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him enough to start that family…

So this is her for tans rights for all I am concerned, but it’s probably more her for photoshop seminar or tutorial to teach motherfuckers how to photoshop an old hag into her younger glory….

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2019

07

May

Bella Thorne Nudity of the Day

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This is not a Sasquatch sighting, this is Bella Thorne and her hairy legs bringing the nudity…in the weakest fucking way…because I guess she’s trying to come across as thoughtful, or classy, and not a raging mess with all kinds of issues from being sold by her parents to Disney where she learned to manipulate the entire fucking world using the media…probably thanks to a team of people like Miley had…but who knows, it’s not that complicated to generate noise when you already have fans cuz you were on Disney…

She’s apparently promoting a book she’s pretended to write, like she’s ever read a book, she can barely write instagram captions…but now she’s an Author….you know to fully complete her fabricated lie that is she’s a media empire with a brand, acting, a music label and hit songs, now a book, all at 20, all really shit quality…but who cares about quality it is the selfie generation, just do it and you are it….you don’t need society to decide you’re an artist or writer, you decide…

Weird times…

Where’s the pussy lips?

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2019

07

May

Ali Larter Tight Leggings of the Day

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Ali Larter is about 60 years old….highlight of her career could be the Final Destination movies, but probably the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues which I remember being a big time….

She’s in mom fitness pants that are thick and sturdy and shape these old ladies, which may be hot to you, but you could get very similar results at the grocery store as ALL women, even fat women wear these pants in public….it’s like the THONG bikini bottom, all bitches rock em now, even grannies…

The most interesting thing about Ali Larter, is actually an ultimate troll I don’t even remember but was pre internet…

Basically, Esquire magazine ran a story on a character their writer created called Allegra Coleman in a 1996….they released staged paparazzi nudes, said she was in an upcoming Woody Allen movie, was dating David Schwimmer at the height of FRIENDS when people cared who he dated…..

Only to have agents and managerrs and producers SCRAMBLING to sign her, sending scripts to her, because 1996 pre-internet was still a place where trolls could happen, just less frequently…

So that is how she got her career…a joke, a troll, a social commentary….and it’s panned out alright for her….so never under estimate the power of the media…THEY CONTROL YOU MINDS….

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2019

07

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Not all things are the Met Gala – some things are Lily Rose Depp before she went to the Met Gala….because she’s a rich kid, relevant in her own right, trying to position herself as a fashionista, friends with the big fashion houses in France, RIP Karl Lagerfeld, who she likely grew up with cuz her mom was a super Paris scenester who likely carted her kids around with her to all the cocaine parties…so if anything she was bred for this shit…it’d just be way cooler if she wanted nothing to do with this shit..like why bother going to be scene when you can stay home and laugh at people knowing you had the invite and didn’t take it. That’s more gangster than being one of the sheep in her scene…

Her nipple is hard is what I am getting at…and the interesting thing about her is that her upper body and her lower body are like TWO totally different people…one with cankles…the other with tiny tits…how? who knows….or cares when you can stare at her nipple.

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2019

07

May

Anne Hathaway Tits Out of the Day

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Anne Hathaway, I wish she would Anne GoAway, Hath Away with Haste you Dog Shit Celebrity who stole an Oscar from other deserving Actresses…. once and for all, but here she is with her sloppy tits out for Shape Magazine despite having no shape to her whatsoever….I think I posted these already….but she makes me so irritated I’ll do it again because I am never going to allow myself to find happiness.

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2019

07

May

MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day

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The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event.

It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive….

I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit…

Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are.

Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen…

Em Rat Cow Very Scary Belly Button…

Zoe Kravitz with her tits out..

Ashley Graham Almost Pussy Flash.. or Gunt Flashing..

Bella Hadid you know when she walked in the caterer screamed HIDE THE CHEESE!!

Camila Mendes Tiny Hands…

Joan Smalls in some see through shit showing nipple…

Camila Morrone almost pussy flash…

Candice Swanepoel Cultural Appropriation and Leprosy Arm..

Cara Delavigne Nipple Pasties..

Emma Roberts Still Hot..remember her nip slip?

Celine Dion Crypt Keeping…

Charli XCX piss stained dress…

Chloe Moretz Still not hot…

Dakota Johnson Must be on her period..

Doutzen Kroes..boring..

Dua Lipa With the Tits…

(more…)

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2019

06

May

Emma Roberts Topless of the Day

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I am a big fan of Emma Roberts…I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t think she’s insanely hot. I don’t think she’s got this banging body…but there’s this element good…that I’ve been following since early on instagram….

Maybe I am into the fact that her dad Eric Roberts is some fallen from the top star, who she had to grow up listening to him complaining about the glory days, so caught up in his own self destruction to give her the attention she needed…assuming she even knew her dad growing up….because he was was too drunk to notice…maybe it’s the whole nepotism Aunt Julia helped her get a career….a good career mainly thanks to that Horror Story show…

What it comes down to is that I do like to see he in a bikini or strutting around for attention topless. She doesn’t annoy me the way all the other actors do. So I guess that makes me a fan.a

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2019

06

May

Eugenie Bouchard Titty Flash of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard is Montreal’s very own Anna Kournikova – who spends more of her time on the beach in Miami in a bikini than winning Tennis events….and as a Montrealer, I got her back, because being a top athlete is way too much work, especially for a French Canadian woman, she’s already accomplished huge things and will forever be set for life as she’s made real money doing the tennis thing, but more importantly has found a fanbase that will buy shit she tells them to buy…so why bother trying to prove yourself more than you already have…when you can take the influencer approach to just posting hot pics of yourself with very little effort….

To be the best tennis player in the world is rough…but to be a half naked chick who posts selfies is a joke comparatively…so focus on that…it’s what people care about…

I guess part of that transition from legit tennis player, who will forever be legit basd on her accomplishments, to influencer is a nice solid titty adjustment for the paparazzi….looks good to me.

She’s gonna do well as an influencer, since she actually has something to be famous for.

I believe in this strategy.