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2019

06

May

Barbara Palvin Topless of the Day

AS YOU KNOW SINCE I HAVE WRITTEN THIS BEFORE Barbara Palvin is the plus sized model that Victoria’s Secret fired, or gave a lot less work to over the last 3-4 years since Stella Maxwell stole her job, even though she was their young prized hen from Hungary that they smuggled in on their Human Trafficking ring….

She was a patsy for Miranda Kerr who was out there fucking Bieber, basically thrown into the media hype of being a VICTORIA’S SECRET Angel early on, only to have it ripped from her as she grew up…

Thanks to the pressure of the media, who give VS shit for not hiring fat chicks, in what shouldn’t even be a conversation, like make the underwear in fat sizes sure, or start a brand for fat chicks too, but to put them in the marketing, come the fuck on, even fat chicks don’t want to be fat chicks, or look at fat chicks… it’s usually a product of circumstance,

The brand gave into the pressure, gave this one a call cuz she was already in their system, and figured make her an Angel, she’ll forget she was rejected, plus she needs them for her work VISA…so it’s an easy solution to their fat girl problem…and instead of being mad for being fired for being fat, she was happy to be hired for being fat..and she’s out there showing off what this generation’s body looks like…in pretty provocative poses…

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2019

06

May

Hayden Panettiere Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is some broken rich girl, raised by Soap Opera stars, put into acting at a young age, becoming one of the more famous midgets the American male wanted to fuck, I mean besides Wee Man…

There were rumors that she was part of that Hollywood PEDO ring, where her parents legit let people fuck her…which I didn’t really believe until she married that nice 7 foot tall Russian man who would have ripped her in half every fuck had she not been broken in….

She’s been in an out of rehab, a total mental case…and this past Friday was involved in a Domestic where her boyfriend got booked for hitting her but like all crazy bitches in a believe all women situation…she’s out there basically skipping with a huge smile on her face tits out….like she wasn’t just in a fucking domestic that got her beat up….

Nutty. That’s all I gotta say about this one.

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2019

06

May

Jennifer Aniston Topless of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston is very fucking rich. She was very fucking rich when she was born. She got very fucking rich when she did Friends. She’s had a whole career after friends where she continued to get very fucking rich. I think it’s safe to say it’s time to hang up her nipple prosthetics that she’s uses to get all the money and attention all these years…like she had one of the hottest birth defects of all time…permanent hard nipples on her great tits…and just accept that she’s in her 50s and that we got other tits to look at now.

Sure the die hard Aniston fan will still jack off to this excitedly, but there comes a time you need to grow up, get with the times, or fucking retire….

There is no real need to have a topless Jennifer Aniston….but I guess in ways it is a good thing to have happen…you know to properly document her demise and dealing with aging….like a vapid attention seeking celebrity would…”what if I pull out my tits, people will get excited and still want to look, cuz my tits are awesome thanks to never having that child I wanted before menopause cuz I was too focused on my ego and not destroying my pussy that no man appreciates enough to stick with”….cuz it must be the fucking worst…even if it’s greek and greek pussy is anus.

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2019

06

May

Iggy Azalea Anna Nicole Smith But Not Far Enough of the Day

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Iggy Aazlea is so beat, here she is in some weird Anna Nicole Smith Fetish gear, if only she went that one step further and killed herself in HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA …at the Hard Rock Casino…you know to really commit to this storyline / photoshoot…..instead of mocking our god Anna Nicole and all the amazingness she did before the drug addiction took over….maybe she should be emulating her like a copycat she is…because in case you didn’t know everything about IGGY AZALEA…even her ass is some mooch, purchased, stolen, ripped off, scam…..there is zero original to anything that she does, and more importantly…there is zero interesting about her….even when she’s out there whoring for attention looking like some muppet that’s been shit on or used to wipe your drunken ass with after some diarrhea and left in the corner forgotten…only to resurface when you’re cleaning your room all smelling like shit and probably better off thrown in the trash…if you know what I mean…

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2019

06

May

Padma Lakshmi Tits Out for Vogue India of the Day

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Rumor has it that Padma Lakshmi is better at landing billionaire cock/sperm to fill the emptiness in her soul…than she is at cooking…

The chef in her 40s and she’s not doing what all chefs in their 40s do….kill themselves because the life in the kitchen is draining and unhealthy….filled with booze, bad food, cocaine, and dirty sex after hours.

Instead she’s got her tits out in Vogue…when she belongs in the Kitchen at your local INDIAN all you can eat buffet because she’s btter than most, she’s navigated her way to the top, and even has one child who was the bio child of a billionaire, but that she pretended was the bio child of another dying billionaire, so that the kid is heir to two billionaires…and bitch takes her 10 percent cut off the top for sure…

So when you’re rich and on TV, you can get your tits out in VOGUE and live out that childhood dream you had in your slum dog millionaire shanty….

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2019

06

May

Brooke Hyland Tits Out of the Day

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Brooke Hyland is not to be mistaken for Modern Family Sarah Hyland, but the dance girl from Dance Moms that perverted TV show, but you sick fucks already knew that…and you’re likely pretty fucking mad to see that she is a 21 year old because you’re a sick fuck….you preferred he on the show when her mom was grooming her to be an attention seeking dancing for money trollop…not that I’ve ever seen that show, or knew it existed, beyond it being the place that freak kid in the SIA videos got her start…

I’m more into the aftermath of being a young kid exploited by her parents and thrown on TV, who at 21 can’t figure out how to navigate the lowest level of fame, so they pull their tits out.

That’s the most interesting aspect of their life…..and this is the bi-product of that.

Good Fucking Times.

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2019

06

May

Andie Adams Instathot of the Day

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With a face like that its no wonder she’s using her tits and pussy to get clout on Instagram, this bitch Andie Adams looks Heidi Montag got ran over by a bus a few times too many..nightmarish…..

Clearly, the access to the face injections that these women have is crazy. They offer lips and muppet cheeks at every Starbucks now…and sit is priced so affordable that any part time barista can get in on the instagram look…like you don’t even need to be a stripper to get started like you used to….anyone can just get this look and start their sex working on social media….

It’s fucking weird to see….because from my perspective…it looks like shit, I can’t imagine her face before looking like a sideshow clown….was that bad…or this bad…instead she looks like this…which is THAT bad….THIS BAD…

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2019

06

May

Ariel Winter Skinny Tits of the Day

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What is wrong with Ariel Winter’s jawline….I guess it is all part of her corporate restructure, where she suddenly dropped about 40 lbs and has a totally new face and neck….when she used to be just one ugly thick necked ball..she’s now got some shape to her…all while retaining her tits…that she’s already had cut off and reshaped once. It’s like some serious movie magic that isn’t even remotely magical is going on here…..and the fact that she has so many fans…dudes who really like her and grew up jerking off to her growing up…even though they were 40 when they started watching Modern family, as network TV demographics skew higher…and the people Ariel Winter’s age are all on streaming services and youtube, which is probably where she watched the tutorials on getting your face injected and lipo while eating the KETO diet.

Either way, it is an improved version of this GOBLIN and I encourage improvements…cuz the skinnier she is the better…that applies to all girls.

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2019

06

May

Girls of West Point of the Day

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I don’t know why I ended up learning all their is to know about West Point the other day, but I think it had to do with a movie a watched where METH DAMON (the other Matt Damon who got Kirsten Dunst knocked up on the set of FARGO) was a West Point Grad who got killed off for making a stupid decision….and I got into the vortex of what it takes to get into West Point, you have to be fit as fuck, you need the academics, you need to hate the Navy, and a bunch of other things….and then I saw that women were allowed in…and assuming they were all big dykes like a cross fit class…with thighs that can crush watermelons I discovered with a quick search that they are in fact hot…so a new fetish brewed, Military Girls who are trained to kill me, who can run a marathon with 90 pounds of gear, who can outsmart me…like some kind of super woman….and boners happened…

After a quick HASHTAG search…this is what we found….the girls of West Point…looking good.

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2019

06

May

Demi Rose New Hooker Shots of the Day

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Demi Rose, the 45 year old who pretends she’s 25, sex worker who has been jacked the fuck up in more ways than one, but the one way that we are sure of is with her attempt to be a Kardashian in her look, because that’s what 90 percent of instagram is, just basic girls who watch the Kardashian show, and like what they are about and how they live, so they take it upon themselves to have their own personal brand, or their own blog, that isn’t even a blog, but rather an instagram feed they call a blog, where they document in the captions all the great food they eat, places they go, outfits they wear, whilst spreading their asses hoping people notice..

I guess Demi Rose was in on this early, so she has been noticed, the cream that has surfaced to the top of the pile of shit because whoever took the shit was lactose intolerant…

And like so many other girls, sex working their way to the top, around the globe, she’s got fake face, fake ass, fake tits….and people for some reason are into the look…cuz I guess dudes will fuck anything and the more a bitch looks like a sex doll the better…

I just find it trash…and so are these new HOOKER SHOTS, that we hope also come with her other HOOKER SHOTS…..you know he kind the help fight pussy infections.

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