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2019

06

May

Britney Spears Bikini Yoga of the Day

There is finally a #freeBritney movement starting up on the internet, thanks to her latest stint in Rehab that people are saying she didn’t want or consent to, and that her father who has had control over her since she shaved her head, in a keep on top of his investment, as she’s an earner…and pretend that the 40 year old needs a legal guardian so that he can police her like a slave owner, because that’s what his Louisiana heritage has taught him to do….I mean he’s also white trash, with money and white trash have been selling their daughters off for generations…so it’s nothing new…

What is new, or at least insane is that this has been going on for over a decade, in public, we’ve all watched the prisoner do her dancing monkey thing, as they release calculated stories and social media posts she probably had nothing to do with as they don’t let her have a fucking phone…

FINALLY people are saying “shit, maybe this is some dungeon dad abusive situation, that totally favors the dad and family, but doesn’t really work out so good for the person people actually care about”…

So to try to stop the conversation on Daddy Spears’ google alerts, he’s released this video as Britney….who he forced into rehab to keep her more sedated than she normally is, to convince you that she’s back…even though a week ago she was about 20 pounds heavier and is for sure in her holding cell being starved out and groomed to get back to earning.

It is a sick fucking story, that people have just sat on the sidelines and watched…so you’re all to blame..but I don’t blame you…I know holding women captive, grooming them, and making them your own is the only way you can get laid….I sympathize with you…but Britney’s dad…what an asshole…

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2019

03

May

Miley Cyrus Thong of the Day

If you watch this Miley Cyrus video.

You will see her thong.

Empowering…or attention seeking..who cares…it’s Friday…and I’ve wrritten too much this week about things I really don’t give a fuck about…so it is time to drink…drank…drunk.

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2019

03

May

Nerd Favorite Aubrey Plaza in Some Magazine

People fucking love Aubrey Plaza…

I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…parks and rec, I get it…quirky weird girl who creepily looks at the camera in all her movies and speaks without moving her mouth…just playing up the weird in a not very exciting way, but she’s not fat and that is more than I can say for most people in this era and she’s a legit actor, whatever that means, I mean it’s kind of a bullshit skill…that people buy into because they are too lazy to think it could all be a scam…

She’s in a magazine, pants off….with what could be a cameltoe..or just weird crease…which is actually something I can relate to as most of the things I’ve had sex with could be described as a weird crease…

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2019

03

May

Paris Hilton Slutty of the Day

Paris Hilton Slutty

Paris Hilton is doing alright at 40….

Thank you face injections and vanity – never having a job or stress…all things that force her to do whatever it fucking takes to still matter.

She almost looks the same as she used to, but then again we aren’t really getting an honest version of her, because it isn’t her vagina…

The only way to know how a herpes brat really aged, is by counting the rings on her labia….or in her case scars….

We can even do some some before and after comparison pics ofher vagina…thanks to her sex taps….

Paris Hilton, always the innovator, leading the generation of sluts with sex tapes before instagram even existed.

I wouldn’t say I am a fan, because I blame her for the Kardashians…but she had a good hustle and scam that I guess is still going on…as it keeps going on….for the paparazzi.

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2019

03

May

Top 10 Slutty Athletes of the Day

I am not really into sports, I am half dead and obese…so I can’t really relate….but I am into hot fit girls who rock out at their own sports and don’t look like dudes when they are doing it…because with sports technology..most of the top female athletes look like dudes…

Hot female athletes as a concept are being attacked thanks to the trans craze of men becoming women cuz they identify as women……cuz thanks to progressive thought and inclusivity, they are allowed to compete against women in sport…despite being biolgical men…

Accepting men living as women is one thing, who cares how people live, but letting people who grew up men, now living as women, compete with women….making women not stand a chance…eliminating women…is just ridiculous and unfair to the women who spend their life training….or at least spend their life training to label themselves as a contender in said sport, for an angle to support their instagram half naked pics…either way….check out these hot female atheletes before they are replaced with dudes who cut their dicks off.

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1 – Anastasia Ashley

2 – Paraskevi Papachristou
Top 10 Slutty Athletes

3 – Lolo Jones
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 3 Lolo Jones

4 – Beatrice Negretti
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 4 Beatrice Negretti

5 – Alex Morgan

6 – Caroline Wozniacki
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 6 Caroline Wozniacki

7 – Alana Blanchard
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 7 Alana Blanchard

8 – Snezana Rodic
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 8 Snezana Rodic

9 – Garbine Muguruza
Top 10 Slutty Athletes 9 Garbine Muguruza

10 – Alica Schmidt
Top 10 Slutty Athletes Alica Schmidt

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2019

03

May

Naomi Scott in a Bra W Magazine of the Day

Whoever the fuck that is…important enough to be in W Magazine…

Google Says she’s the PINK power ranger in the 2017 version of Power Rangers..but I assume she’s done other more important things, I mean why else would W magazine be getting in on her and producing pics of her in her bra like some predator instagram photographer….because getting girls in bras is the gateway to getting their asses spread on instagram….SPREAD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ON A WHITE PIECE OF WONDERBREAD motherfuckers

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2019

03

May

Barbara Plavin’s Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s on her welcome back to the family tour, after being ousted like some kind of Scientologist who turned on Scientology, only to be ignorred by her people, only instead o denouncing a religion it was for being fat….

But being a desperate person, an immigrant just trying to make it, she’s been accepted back into their club, cuz Victoria’s Secret needs plus sized girls, and she’s plus sized by their standards, which is why she was fird…

So here she is Pushing Up her Tits for her Welcome Back Tour – celebrating because the brand came back to her cuz she probably thinks they genuinely need her, but they just need a fat girl and she knows the drill.

Either way, good cleavage…

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2019

02

May

Crazy Selena Gomez Titties Do Swim of the Day

New Tits Selena Gomez wants you to know that she is still alive, doing well, you know out of rehab, living with her borrowed kidney that she clearly likes to abuse with whatever it is she ends up in rehab for….knowing she will die of her terminal disease prematurely…suffering on so many levels except the most important level..being rich and famous with people who suck your dick and chipmunk face all day..and fake tits….and ven give you a damn kidney cuz you’re that fucking famous…yet you still feel sorry for your damn self in your mansions you own…because poor little rich girl can’t buy happiness with her pile of money but she can buy everything else…which would make finding happiness pretty fucking easy to pull off…because happiness isn’t all that fucking complicated…but it’s sad when Bieber the man she sexual predatored when she was over 18 and he wasn’t…married another woman to get this crazy off his back…

Well the good news is that she’s out here doing what matters, showing them tits she bought, because that’s the point of buying tits…

Looking good for a little dying entitled freak I’ve never thought looked good…but rather like Dora the Explorer out to jump the border and start a new life as a Dream baby…or whatever it is these illegal children do…

What I am saying is, this doesn’t look like Selena Gomez, it’s that muppet face juice that she’s probably got to compete with her nemesis Hailey Baldwin who fought and won Bieber through the power of Christ….and with slutty instagram pics.

WELL TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2019

02

May

Top 10 Instagram Mirror Selfies of the Day

Top 10 Instagram Mirror Selfies

We live in the selfie generation of narcissists who like to take pictures of themselves. They are limited in how they can take selfies, either with their arm, with a front camera designed in all phones specifically to selfie, cuz that’s how selfie obsessed people are, with a selfie stick…or my favorite…a mirror….

It’s the only way to get that panty, half naked, look at me now, right now, I’m so hot, without having to ask someone to take the pic for them…

So these girls, Like clockwork, post mirror selfies…on the regular…

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2019

02

May

Billboard Music Awards Roundup of the Day

The Billboard Music Awards happened, I wasn’t made aware of this because I don’t keep track of bullshit award shows that don’t matter, but that are designed to stroke the egos of these already famous scammers, but more importantly hype up Billboard magazine as a relevant tracking system, so that they can sell ads to partners and make a lot of money off the backs of these celebs who are only there for their egos.

It’s a pretty disgusting thing that happens, not to mention billboard tracks the shittiest of music, the least artistic merit, but the most commercial merit, and to me that is a fucking fail…I want real artistry, not shit that has big marketing hype behind it…so fuck em all…thank god Award shows are on the outs…and here are the sluts with their tits out trying to make the most of their public appearance..TRASH.

Cardi B and her Liposuction
Billboard Music Awards Cardi B

Chantel Jeffries Slut Gear
Billboard Music Awards Chantel Jeffries


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Cindy Kimberley..whoever that is..flashing her panties
Billboard Music Awards Cindy Kimberley

Colby Smulders has no business being here..
Billboard Music Awards Colby Smulders


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Eva Longoria Panty Flasher..
Billboard Music Awards Eva Longoria

Halsey and her new tits
Billboard Music Awards Halsey

Julianne Hough Still on her Rumspringa
Billboard Music Awards Julianne Hough


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Kiernan Shipka RACY
Billboard Music Awards Kiernan Shipka

Priyanka Chopra Indian Pakora Titties…
Billboard Music Awards Priyanka Chopra

Taylor Swift..
Billboard Music Awards Taylor Swift


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