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2019

09

May

Moa Aberg Topless of the Day

Moa Aberg is a singed model with IMG…so that means she’s a legit model, like MELANIA TRUMP – the kind who doesn’t need to fuck creepy dudes with big accounts on instagram for followers, as IMG reps all the most important models in the world…but gets to fuck rich guys who like models for the good life…the luxury life they deserve…..who don’t care about instagram, they are fine with spending their time trying to get pregnant….

To get signed with IMG is totally what the instagram model who fucks the instagram creepy photographers dream of…but never get because they are bootleg, bunk, ghetto bitches who just know how to buy followers, or get naked, while this one, doesn’t even need to bother with instagram followers, she’s already getting paid bro….

But then again, in this instagram era, I am sure IMG is signing a bunch of nobodies based on their followers for their “Influencer” campaigns…

Either way…pretty dumb…but topless and that’s fine with me….

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2019

09

May

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

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Heather Graham may be old but that doesn’t mean that they can’t still exploit her for her big old titties…and by they I mean…her…

These are titties that put her on the map when she was in her 30s…20 yearrs ago and that she is still known and loved for…

I remember her as Roller Girl…and I remember thinking she was the hottest tits in hollywood, mainly because she consistently brought out the tits, but also because her tits were awesome.

She must be in her 50s at this point, still looking good to me….unlike most moms in bikinis in their 50s….which I guess is still hot, a fetish maybe, when it’s able to maintain some level of the body they once had…even if it’s a little differently shaped…maybe saggier / less firm – it’s far better than all these young fat girls who think fat is hot…

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2019

09

May

Kiernan Shipka Hard Nipple of the Day

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KIERNAN SHIPKA, slutty little Sabrina the Teenage Witch saw the paparazzi coming through LAX and took off her overall strap to expose her HARD nipple in her white t shirt, while I respect her effort to be slutty I still think we should BRING BACK MELISSA JOAN HART….the ONLY SABRINA THAT MATTERS….

I do not find Kiernan Shipka ot, but again, appreciate the effort to say “I’m young, my demogaphic doesn’t wear bras and likes sheer tops like the 70s, or a Dov Charney American Apparel porno” so fucking show the world you got nips also…

I mean, I don’t know if you leave the house, I know I try not to, but when I do…nipples arer fucking everywhere…it’s fucking cazy…

I haven’t stepped foot in a club in probably 5 years or so…and assume…nipples are fucking everywhere…

So Kiernan Shipka or not…celebrate the trend thrrough masturbation.

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2019

09

May

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow still naked on instagram because what the hell else is she going to do, I guess this was her getting ready for the MET GALA where she scared us all with her belly button of horror….

I like to think that Rat Cow is a host body for her Belly Button, and if anything she should be like the other freaks out there empowering their retardation….celebrating their retardation while all this bitch does is try to distract from it with herr monster tits, tits I am sure are fake, and despite her being garbage…are great.

I think embracing herr freak belly button is he next step….wearing a cardboard shapeless box with just her belly button exposed…a belly button cut out to really focus on what matters…which in her case is her belly button that she does show off cuz she has no choice when taking off her shirt to show her tits…distracting from the belly button even if the belly button is all I see and the star of the show and I guess nightmares.

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2019

09

May

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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DUA LIPA panty flasher before the MET GALA…in an era where even the most basic women with no followers are flashing their panties…I would expect a starlet who was built off social media – mainly singing cover songs on Youtube like the low hanging fruit do…only to become “famous”…cuz youtube is life or some shit….to do more…I expect her to do more….if there’s no grammy insertion happening…does this bitch even exist….

Low hanging fruit gone famous…but still doing low hanging fruit “LOOK AT MY PANTIES” weirdness…like wouldn’t you want to keep it to your damn self at this point in the career…you got the money and the fans you don’t need to fight for likes to feed your empty soul…trash.

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2019

08

May

SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day

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I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk…

Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers….

It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are….

It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing…

It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected.

Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media..

Tyra Banks

Paige VanZant

Olivia Culpo

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Megan Rapinoe

Lais Riberio

Hayley Kalil

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Crystal Dunn

Camille Kostek

Barbara Palvin

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Anne De Paula

Alex Morgan

Abby Dahlkemper

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Simone Biles

Samantha Hoopes

Robin Holzken

Hailey Clauson

Lindsey Vonn

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2019

08

May

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Here’s some trans Bella Hadid showing off her fake tits that I guess helped her pull off this scam as a relevant person in the fashion world, despite not being a model, but rather some rich kid pretending to be a model, who ultimately wasn’t fucking hot…and still isn’t hot…

I don’t know what angles she’s trying to pull, but she has managed to scam the world the last few years, because people are fucking idiots and buy into pretty much anything they see and read…and the bookers and talent scouts and marketing people are too busy taking selfies to really decide if the person is worth hiring or not, they just throw the money at them and perpetuate the lie…pretty disgusting…..especially since this muppet isn’t even that hot…at least do that tactic with hot chicks…not hard faced gender neutral things….

But at least she’s got the tits…logic most of us have used at least once after banging fat chicks.

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2019

08

May

Josephine Skriver Foot Fetish of the Day

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Hey Perverts who live Victoria’s Secret models like Josephine Skriver who were created in a LAB that was probably funded by the evil Underwear brand…back in Netherlands where they have lenient human cloning and genetic modification laws…or did 20 years ago when they created this designer pussy…

We still have no idea how she will age, or if she will get weird cancers from the whole biologist playing god thing…

We don’t know if she has super powers or anything like that…

But I did just count her toes, and she seems to be complete….not because I have a foot fetish..but because I find her storyline very fucking creepy….

You however, have a foot fetish…so here she is out there being weird…cuz she is weird…she was made in a fucking lab people…a

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2019

08

May

Maria Menounos Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still at it…looking old faced….and tired….

I don’t actually care about Maria Menounos…like she’s not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….TV they sold their souls out to be on….but she quit that shit to follow her rich husband into other ventures in the media…never quite becoming Barbara Walters or an actress she likely wanted to become…but doing just fine…

But I don’t mind when I am reminded of this curvy, fit, lovely greek girl who I have appreciated staring at her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ..

It was 2011….I haven’t been up to much the last 8 years….

Still doing this…

Damn…that’s depressing…

Even more depressing…I started this in 2004….and people still don’t give a fuck…

What’s the expression – if you do the same thing over and over and expect different results you are a crazy person….

I think that’s it…

Weird

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2019

08

May

Vanessa Hudgens Got Titties in the Sun of the Day

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The Vanessa Hudgens fat years are over for now…she’s got a hot fit body, and a set of tits on her that she didn’t have when she was 17 and released her first set of nudes the internet went nuts over…because they were one of the first set of nude selfies to ever be leaked by a celebrity….in an era when smart phones were still rare and girls weren’t out there showing their hairy twats I loved seeing because I fucking love bush…especially back then when bush was being slaughtered and killed on every city corner with WAXING places…not that Vanessa Hudgens had much choice in her bush, she’s part Monkey and that shit grown back in a few hours like Fred Flinstone’s beard….

Point being, I’m sure she’s onto face injections and other cosmetic treatments girls are getting, but in this case I like it, cuz she always looked like a Muppet….

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