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2019

20

May

Jennifer Lopez Slutty of the Day

You’d thinking that Jennifer Lopez would hang up her slut gear and lay back and age gracefully, like a normal 50 year old mom….but she’s J.Lo and she’ll do whatever the fuck it takes to stay on top, including but not limited to being slutty in a music video at 50 years old, with Steve Aoki, who all the young kids love almost as much as they love Diplo, in what is clearly an attempt to open up new audiences, make some more stupid level of money, cuz thanks to being rich, face injections, and the ability to train and eat well…she’s not as disgusting as most 50 year olds…

I guess it takes a certain ego, to climb out of the “Block”…cuz remember this is Jenny from the Block….to become J.Lo….and that ego isn’t about to simmer down just cuz it should based on all logic presented….like that she’s 50…she’s just gonna keep doing this into he 90s…so we should start getting used to her old tits and ass being shameless…cuz she can be relevant like the young girls too.

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2019

20

May

Taryn Manning Bikini of the Day

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Taryn Manning was hot when she played a street hooker in Hustle & Flow but I think she’s best known as the girl who licked her hand to lubricate her vagina in the Eminem 8 Mile sex scene you Eminem fans have jacked off to a few too many times…is out here in a bathing suit like she’s not in a 55+ retirement community, despite being 55.

I had to cross reference my archives on Taryn Manning, because I remember there being some sort of internet Drama with Taryn Manning at some point in my internet blogging career, I just didn’t remember what that conflict was….as it turns out…we apparently had some back and forth on facebook before she blocked me….right when she booked Orange is the New Black…a show that I assume made her feel important, because like Game of Thrones it was one of those things people flocked to, watched, loved…I’m talking all people…because when something becomes mainstream…every fucking lemming gets into it…

Then Taryn Manning lost her fucking mind, got arrested for threatening to kill her ex girlfriend, cuz she’s a dyke, and dykes are nuts and now she’s out in bathing suit…it may not be hot…but it’s not not hot….

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2019

20

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sauna Tits of the Day

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I am from the school of thought that all women are sluts. It is not their choice, it is just how they are genetically coded, and it is not a bad thing as I love sluts….

Now you may not agree with me, because you know that so many women haven’t been sluts with you…and you may also reflect on celebrities you’ve never seen naked and thought “well she’s not a slut, even though i wish she was”…without realizing that it takes a certain kind of girl to even end up a celebrity, so a lot of her SLUT happens behind closed doors when the cameras are off….

Some sluts may never come out as being sluts, they may never turn to their inner soul and officially find their calling, meaning or purpose….because they oppress those feelings…while other sluts are slutty from the age of 16…..

But in most cases, by the time a slut is in her mid-40s the slut starts to surface, it comes with her being comfortable in her own skin, knowing it’s almost over for her, and that when she’s slutty in the 55+ retirement community…it will get way less viral appeal…even if it gets way more viruses…

Ultimately we are all just human and that is a series of having tits to show off, and being the people excited by the tits being showed off.

So here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt naked in the Sauna…tits exposed…more than they’ve ever been exposed even though they are tits we’ve loved for a long time…because thanks to social media she sees how excited her audience gets from her tits…and it has been a build up to this….next up…SPREAD pussy.

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2019

20

May

Jordyn Jones Ass Out of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts who like her…

I guess it was some EDC..or ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL to those who don’t know…now you know…

Which is some music festival that targets all the bros and slutty girls of the instagram who like to RAVE bro…because RAVES are seriously fucking mainstream, on some Game of Thrones level mainstream…no longer illegal in warehouses…but rather bigger than a Backstreet Boys Concert at the peak of their career.

I used to spend time at Raves, it’s how I met DJs, I was an alcoholic, and would sneak booze in their record bags when they used records….and I’d sit there drinking til 10 am…watching mindless idiots dancing on drugs…thinking “I wonder if this will ever be less nerdy and embarrassing for people”….

I don’t know when Electronic music and rave drugs went fully mainstream, but it’s been interesting to see all the bros and sorority girls get into it…cuz what was once wet t-shirt contests for them is now skimpy rave outfits and massage pits…that were designed for the nerds…and here’s Jordyn Jones doing hr best EDC with her ass out…

I guess I’ll use this opportunity to do a compilation of all the girls of EDC from instagram cuz they are all sluts who you should look at….cuz that’s why they are dressed so ridiculously…

I gave up on the search after 3 minutes…it was too annoying.

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2019

17

May

Lili Reinhart Bikini Selfie for Attention of the Day

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BETTY COOPER is in her bikini looking pretty dumpy despite being a lot of hype thanks to their silly show – Riverdale or what’s I call – the show that killed Luke Perry because it is so bad…

Big girls are considered normal sized now….and Hollywood fat is a thing of the past cuz all these young kids with their LIPO and fat asses are bigger than she is…so the whole average sized shifted making her acceptable…

Dudes are into fat chicks..fat chicks they are hot and have hot chick attitude…it’s a whole paradigm shift I am not prepared to accept…

I will still look at the bikini pics, just with a question mark trying to decipher why she’s the hottest starlet on the hottest show…before remembering these kids have no taste and are too busy taking selfies to actually care….while I am just an old dinosaur pervert who doesn’t really care, but sure as fuck acts like he cares, by blogging about it like I care….effort went into this. I am pathetic.

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2019

17

May

Rita Ora Perverted Big Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora was hired by an Ice Cream company to bring out her tits and hold a melting Ice Cream bar like it was a cumming cock…in front of her tits…because the brand knows what very dude she has had sex with that gave her this career knows…and what every dude who looks at her tits knows…and that is that cumming on them is what she’s all about…

It’s not about her dumb songs, her shit pop music or being at all the events…

It’s about the tits, or cumming to the titties….so anything that looks anything like that speaks to anyone who knows this bitch exists…

Good work Magnum Marketing you porn pervert fucks…

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2019

17

May

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis doesn’t bother me. I actually kind of like her even though I spent a decade calling her out for being some entitled brat who pretends she’s down to earth from Idaho, when really YOU DA HO…is from LA, her parents huge payday actors, her stepdad a dot com billionaire after being a huge pay day actor….so she spends he life chilling, working on her “art” or music or whatever that is…and why not, she’s earned it by being born right into the right place..

I think I was short sighted in shitting on her….not realizing that we would end up in a world where every girl even broke ones become entitled cunts trying to be celebrities…making the actual celeb kids more interesting and even cooler…

Maybe I’m just swept over by her plastic surgery, fitness and body modifications that make her look like less of a jaw…and more of a girl I’d want to fuck.

Either way, Rumer is good.

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2019

17

May

Olivia Munn Not Hot Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some garbage, entitled, bullshit personality from the bottom of the barrel that she crawled out of…Not only has she been consistently attention seeking but she’s also been a bottom feeder…

She clearly moved to LA to get famous as an actor, which didn’t happen for her, but she did manage to get some hosting gig on Attack of the Show on G4TV, some gamer nerd show that no one should have ever watched by that gamer nerds watched because they are gamer nerds and what the fuck else are they to do….besides jerk off to some babe talking their language..

It was pandering, it got her to Comicons, it got her a fan base, that she leveraged to get her into some movies, and now all her dreams due to calculated insanity have come true…

I just don’t like trash that exploits you nerds – when she’s not even that hot…

She’s just scamming her way through it – which is good for her, but don’t fall for it!

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2019

17

May

Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook got it from her mom….not her looks, I mean she’s barely hot, she got her behavior of getting half naked in a bikini and making a career or trying to make a career out of it work for her, it’s like seeing the mom stripper teach the less talented and hot daughter stripper to carry on the family legacy, even though she’d be better off working at her dad’s company, but as an heir to a billion dollars, the kind of money that buys you a SI Model when SI Models mattered…and that got those SI Models to get knocked up with your seed to better your DNA and legacy….you can play model…by posting slutty bathing suit pics of yourself…even though you aren’t hot…we’ll all still look…we’re perverts…so thanks for the production of content designed for perverts…we need it to survive…

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2019

17

May

Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart in her wet bikini in Cannes cuz 45 year old Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models who do fitness everyday to maintain their hot bodies need to work too you know….

I already went into the event being designed for rich people who buy and fund movies trying to have a good time party around buying and funding movies…and without the pussy or model pussy…or sex worker pussy involved it makes for a very boring event….

I assume Izabel Goulart is doing this for the paparazzi moment…but maybe she just needs to swim man…

Who cares…still looks good to me…which isn’t saying much….I’ve jerked off to dog shit in the park that looked a bit like a vagina…

I’m special like that….in a “My mom thinks I’m special” way…only I don’t have a mom…but I have jerked off to moms which I guess is the same sort of thing…you incest fucks.

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