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2019

21

May

Jenna Jameson Keto Body of the Day

Jenna Jameson is on the keto diet looking thick as fuck with what must be a fake ass…

She’s a porn chick who has had numerous mental breakdowns…DESPITE having made over 100 million dollars off her porn….in ways far less hardcore than the girls today are doing it…paving the way for some of the most hardcore, almost criminal filmed sex that occurs on the daily by girls doing it for fucking free…since this is a porn generation..they grew up on the shit and it is normal..

While, I’m old, and it’s not normal to me, but I remember Jenna Jameson as the mainstream porn chick who almost crossed over thanks to how rich she got being a whore on camera….

So seeing her still out there looking as terrifying as I’d expect a porn chick to look, cuz they are all so broken on so many levels…brings me comfort…

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2019

21

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp with her nipples out….because nipples are trendy, and she’s trendy…she was at the Met Gala you know…wanting to be seen and seem important cuz she is important…her dad is Johnny Depp you know….

The best thing anyone has ever told me about Lily Rose Depp is that she’s got two bodies…her top half which is some skinny french girl with little perk tits that doesn’t shower…and her bottom half…that looks like it has cankles and belongs in a trailer park in Florida for retirees….

Just a level of sloppy you wouldn’t care about, except that all young girls are sloppy these days, it’s a diet and exercise thing….and the cankles are the norm….but so are the nipples..cuz fat chicks, thick chicks know…you gotta be sexualized someway if you can’t in other ways…plus this one’s european where nipples are considered outerwear and not just at CANNES cuz all the women are drug addicted sex workers…

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2019

21

May

Chrissy Teigen Long as Fuck Tits of the Day

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Seriously how long are Chrissy Teigen’s tits…..

Here she is nude and fat as a reference point…

I am guessing it’s the series of wallet fucking that got her knocked up at least once that has managed to create a serious FUCKING sag of a tit….it probably happens to all women who decide to breed because they need to lock the dude in for financial reasons, especially in Teigens case, since she locked dude in before he was seriously famous, knowing he would become famous, give bitch a job at a record label as a talent scout…her drunken ass will likely have sex with them in the process because they have one of those relationships where she can fuck other dudes…so long as John Legend can still have sex with Kanye like when they were boys back in Chicago discovering gay gangsta rap.

I generally boycott all Chrissy Teigen posts cuz she once turned her army of fans, something that I found amazing she had…but as it turns out the quirky drunk tweeter with a famous husband from Sports Illustrated was enough to go viral….on me…and it was annoying and I thought…why bother she’s basically some sex worker who doesn’t matter..

But long tits man…that shit’s weird and needs to be pointed out…whether bitch is overrated, annoying, a wallet fucking fat chick or not…cuz it’s some FETISH shit…weird fetish shit…but fetish never the less…

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2019

21

May

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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Here’s a solid 10 pics of 10 sluts from instagram who are out there getting naked and pretending to not be sex workers – even though they are sex workers…for the right client, crowd or opportunity…

THEY ARE NOT LIKE ALL OF THESE AMAZING SEX WORKERS WHO DON’T PRETEND THEY AREN’T SEX WORKERS because they pretend they aren’t sex workers…despite being sex workers…

Which is precisely why I prefer cam girls as the “empowered” feminist over instagram sluts…cuz cam girls are getting paid by some people…not by me, I just mooch and watch them get naked for free…but you know what I mean…and that is… THAT YOU SHOULD CLICK HERE FOR CAM GIRLS…

Instead of wasting time on these strategic for attention nude instagram trash.

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2019

21

May

Britney Spears Still Alive and Slutty of the Day

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Britney Spears is still alive….her family hasn’t killed her yet, but they have killed her soul as they’ve held her captive all these years….medicated and confused…trying to keep her alive and going as long as humanly possible so that they gravy train keeps dripping down their inner thigh…paying out the way it should…abducted in plain site or some shit…that is finally now being questioned by the Social Justice Warriors of the internet who didn’t bother noticing that she was abducted all these years cuz they were too busy taking selfies or accusing some dude of rape or whatever the trending issue of the time was…

I am a big fan of Britney, and I am no convinced she posted this, it’s some archive footage I’m sure….

She’s too busy locked in a cage being conditioned and groomed to perform again for the the sake of the family man….not for the sake of Britney….poor rich as fuck thing in her 40s still treated like a 10 year old…these Southern Stage Parents are Next Level…..

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2019

21

May

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid let her tit pop out for Vogue Espana – because when you get dumped after being annoying about how in love you are for a solid year with some circus clown looking motherfucker – you need to get some media attention, media coverage to polarize your story so that you don’t look like some unstable fuck on the outs…slowly falling apart…but instead as a more sophisticated talent from Disney…top tier…not low grade trash…despite being low grade trash…

Oh wait this is Bella Hadid…not Bella Thorne…hard to tell them a part – you know with all that Tranny face injection shit…everyone looks the fucking same…and with the same name too…impossible to differentiate the two bottom feeding sets of tits that are considered RELEVANT now…cuz they come from a family of mainstream social media prostitution….

Here she is with her janked up face and hard nipples at Cannes.

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2019

20

May

Bebe Rexha Bi Polar Bikini of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is so bi-polar, she posted this bikini shot to her INStagram with this manic caption:

I probably should of photoshopped my stomach and made it look flat. I probably should of photoshopped my legs to make them look thinner. I probably should of made myself look taller and Smoothed my legs. But I didn’t. Society can really fuck with you. Here is what a real woman looks like on Instagram without photoshop.

You wanna know what I hate? Bi-Polar Disorder empowerment….or really any mental health empowerment…you got diagnoses something I can guarantee I could get diagnosed with because I can trick any aptitude test, especially the “are you a psychopath” test, since you don’t want people knowing you’re a psychopath….

It’s like bitch just found out why she’s been fat and not a confident pop star the last decade in the industry, but thanks to hard work, medication and focus she can be the 30 year old strong pop star in a bikini that she is….

Like who cares about fat Bebe Rexha or her crazy….

Oh and I also hate fat girl empowerment….it’s not so empowering when you make a fucking speech about how you’re no photoshopped…why not just post your fat pic and leave it at that…leave it at “this is what I look like in a bikini”…instead of being so theatrical about it…

This is what happens when you tell a song writer, who has made hit songs for other people, that she should make songs for herself….it comes with all kinds of crazy that takes away from her just being that fat chick in a bikini….

What I am saying is that…Society only fucks with you if you care what society thinks…and reality is…Society doesn’t give a fuck about Bebe Rexha we all know she’s fat…so no photoshop needed…and the funny thing is…that this is probably photoshopped.

Crazy people trying to find meaning and purpose while being half naked whores..

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

20

May

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin and her hard nipples looking rank…I mean this girl has been wrung through the fucking wringer….whatever that means…I just know it’s an expression that I am probably not using right…and really she definitely hasn’t been wrung through anything cuz anything this greasy hasn’t hasn’t been washed, hosed down, or made wet in some time….I mean you have to remember she lives in California where Humidity is Zero…so to look this oiled up means it likely stinks…

But she’s got some fat tits, sloppily spilling out from every fucking angle though….which I guess is a good thing…whether it washes or not…

I remember a time I let a busty stripper sleep on my couch for a month, while she figured her life out….she wore the same denim cat suit every single day…and I never once saw her shower, and being an unemployed pervert, I would have definitely noticed if she showered…and I’d think of how bad her pussy probably smelled…while jerking off to her tits as she slept…because a girl who doesn’t shower doesn’t phase me…it can sometimes to be fetish…pheromones or some shit….

So showered or not, stinky or not, broken with prison tats all “poor little rich girl” or not…

The sloppy tits remain sloppy tits that deserve the love an support she never got cuz even her own dad thinks she’s shit…probably cuz he can’t appreciate her for the big tits, that’d be incest….only she doesn’t realize that…so she’s just one big pile of broken…

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

20

May

Eugenie Bouchard’s Beach Fitness of the Day

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I am a big fan of Eugenie Bouchard’s transition into a social media influencer…because she’s put in the work….thanks to her dad, who she’s here working out with, and his investment into her tennis career when he was present enough to see she had an ability to make it very far with her tennis….pretty much making it to all the top tennis events in the world…not necessarily winning them…but being an official tennis star, with sponsors getting fucking paid…a nice level of credibility that isn’t needed to make it as a social media influencer, but that helps when selling brand deals…cuz she’s more than just a girl in a bikini on instagram…she’s a legit athlete…an accomplished athlete….so it is all less shameless even if it can sometimes be shameless as people love the bikini selfies…from the person getting great feedback posting it…to the person looking at it…bikinis really make te internet a bettr place.

What I am trying to say is Eugenie Bouchard…is great and she must be loving how much easier it is to generate buzz and brand deals using instagram….than actually trying to win tennis events…

I am a fan.

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2019

20

May

Anja Rubik Tits Out of the Day

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Anja Rubik always has her tits out so of course she’s got them out at CANNES….it is pretty much the basis of her existence and not having her tits out would make her have some kind of mental breakdown, some identity crisis, some sort of tantrum…cuz anything fancy, luxury or high end that she’s associated with, means the tits are out….you know it’s how she differentiates herself from instagram sluts who have their tits out all the time…and not just for fancy, luxury, high end things….

You know cuz tits aren’t created equal…some are seen as porn, others as attention seeking bottom feeders and if you’re lucky…as high end art that pays well….

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