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2019

23

May

Nicole Scherzinger Swimsuit of the Day

Strong Man….Muscular….a little too muscular for a 40 year old woman even with a life of dance that would create muscle memory and a high metabolism for the stripper dancing drag queen…..Nicole Scherzinger….is out here in a red bathing suit showing all you fucks….a strong TUCK GAME….cuz there is not way this hard faced / hard body / fake tits wasn’t born with TESTES…..but like all dudes, and trannies….they are doing the whole being a woman thing better than actual women…with bathing suit clickbait for social media for you all to jerk off to like she’s not a dude.

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2019

22

May

Margot Robbie Hard Nipples of the Day

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Margot Robbie is in Cannes promoting the new Quentin Tarantino movie where she gets cut up like Sharon Tate.

She’s out in a white bathing suit, a one piece…smart choice…in part because it jacks up the cunt the way you like it….but also because it is see through when wet, at least in my fantasies, cuz ever since my high school friend’s got a pool and his sister would come swim with us in a white bathing suit I am sure she had no idea showed off how shaved she kept her cunt….I’ve been a fan….

So for 40 years…White bathing suits have been the only bathing suit to me…and Margot Robbie and her hard nipples living out my bathing suit fetish is the best version of Margot Robbie besides Wolf of Wall Street Nudes..

Even though, I think Margot Robbie is a large, dumpy, pile of shit of an actress and the only reason I can assume she is famous is from a good, solid, dick suck skill set…because like Jennifer Lawrence…she’s terribly fucking AVERAGE….

That’s about all I have to say about that….which is enough…..I’d insert a poll here to see if you agree but I don’t care about you….it’s all about me…and for the record I don’t care about me either. That’s why I’m drinking right now.

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2019

22

May

Jordyn Jones Tits of the Day

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Jordyn Jones still being slutty at this music festival cuz that is the whole point of music festivals, especially EDC…and I guess the whole point of Jordyn Jones…who is she again? and I guess the whole point of all women because that’s why they have tits and a pussy hole people…to SEDUCE MEN INTO MAKING BABIES IN THEM THAT THEY ABORT CUZ BABIES SUCK…or KEEP cuz they are 30 and like the idea of a monthly check from a rich guy for 18 years….

Again, nothing to do with Jordyn Jones and her exciting costume…but really who cares about Jordyn Jones man, when we can talk about young girls getting abortions cuz they like being cummed inside like in the creampie porn they used to watch in the Sixth grade….you generation of fucking pervs….

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2019

22

May

Faith Schroder Slutty of the Day

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I’m surprised nobody has called Children’s Aid on Faith Schroder’s parents yet, her mother encouraging her and CAMBRIE to be this slutty….tits fully out in a wife-beater on social media…all for attention and hits and audience to validate their trash existence…you know the mom wanted fame and fortune and knows how important it is to be a slut…sure she settled on Ricky Schroder rather than a real celeb but she can extend that knowledge to her kids to carry the whore flame into the future…

I do not even know if she is 18, yet her self expression and really publicly traded Instagram Faceebook is condoning this shit….

It’s like maybe, just maybe….they are evil pornographers who found a loop hole so that they don’t get arrested for the fetish content they release to the world….

Point being…this may be the style, it may not be a big deal…and if it’s safe for Facebook it’s safe for here…

I just find the whole content production to get famous as crazy as the face injections teens get to look like 45 year old strippers…

NUTS. All Nuts…

That said, her mom probably ices her nipples….

Crazy Times!

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2019

22

May

Michelle Rodriguez Almost Pussy Slip of the Day

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Yes Michelle Rodriguez is still alive….and ape like…
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ fucking loves Cannes.

Every fucking year, like clockwork, girl climbs the rope ladder on the cliffs in a bikini….and every year…she looks more and more like a dude….LESBIANISM does that.

Maybe the French are an accepting people that believe in transgender women having the right to go topless….because for a while, MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ was basically a fucking man…and whenever people would tell me they found her hot…I’d have to explain to them, and walk them through the simple fact that they’re clearly closeted queers….

I am sure this is my 14th Michelle Rodriguez in Cannes in a Bikini post…wait…how about I check it out…I got nothing else going on….

HOW ABOUT

2007…. 2011… 2011 Again… 2012…. 2014…. 2018….

Either way, this hispanic fucking loves Cannes and Luxury….and is not at all where you’d probably expect her….working at a Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas….cuz she’s famous, and fancy, and famous…

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2019

22

May

Charli XCX Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX with her nipples out in this see through bra…

Her name was her MSN Handle which may bring post traumatic stress to some of you weirdos who had sex with so many fat girls thanks to MSN over the years when MSN was a thing….while others will think of it as the glory days of internet seduction…before Facebook really took over and robbed us of our anonymity….

I remember talking to strippers on MSN….cam girls…one who would vacuum her house naked while I watched…the technology was there back then…it was all we needed but then people got narcissistic and felt the need to have basically a billboard of themselves where they can share their inner thoughts and post their bikini pictures permanently – so that they don’t have to wait for someone to ask to send the pics…they can just permanently exist online..

Either way, I don’t give a fuck about Charli XCX, which I why we are talking about MSN here….see through bra or whatever is whatever….all so repetitive and dumb.

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2019

22

May

Monster Khloe Kardashian Pussy Print aka Tuck Game of the Day

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How much tuck tape went into securing this monster’s dick between her ass cheeks before she oiled up her gross body like the pig at the fair that she is and slid into this latex suit?

This isn’t a pussy print, this is the definition of a strong tuck game.

You probably don’t remember the 2 weeks I was running an Amazon Affiliate program on the site….I got commission of all you idiots buying cat food and other things…and I’d click bait you in by posting up their weird products…my favorite was the prosthetic vagina for trans to get a strong TUCK game…like this dude.

She’s a Kardashian. She can afford the best of the best gender re-assignment products…her stepdad is one of the leaders in the industry of cutting off your genitals cuz you’re mental…

Her biological father – OJ Simpson would probably not be as proud as he would be if she chose to play football like him…you know show off that black cock to all the white girls before killing them like daddy did….but instead…he gets this…cuz OJ just can’t win….

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2019

22

May

Ariel Winter’s Fitness Crop Top of the Day

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After seeing that obese woman in shorts…bending over to show me her soul, and by soul I mean heat rash on cellulite ridden legs and a saggy cunt….I realized how important it is for these girls to shape the fuck up…whether they are ugly troll looking thick neck weird faced girls with a set of rebuilt tits after cutting off her tits or not….JUST DO NOT BE A FAT cunt….even if your cunt looks fat cuz it’s the last place to lose the weight on your body…

What I am trying to say is…Ariel Winter may not look good, her body weird….but at least she’s not fat anymore cuz fat is fucking terrifying…when it’s looking you square in the face from where it shits from…

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2019

21

May

Cambrie Schroder Slutty Tits of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder, with a face like that she has to show off her tits….in what is a really fucking bold make-up tutorial video…not only is she in some bra top thing, but she’s got it fucking flipped up so that virtually the entire tit is out, just the nipples are covered, you know in ways that must make her child star dad Ricky proud from Prison after he beat up his girlfriend who is likely their age…cuz groupies and fame whores target anyone with any level of fame….

I don’t find it interesting or exciting that more LA rich kid brats are doing shameless shit on social media…but I do like that this is the general behavior of all kids her age….this is shit I would have died to get from the ugly girls I went to high school with…but instead…I got Oversized 80s sweaters….I mean even girls you dated for 6 months showed you less tit than this and this shit is just out there for everyone…

WILD FUCKING TIMES….Makes you want to jerk off on silver spoons and feed it to the bitch like it’s her cough medicine…doesn’t it…you sick fuck…

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2019

21

May

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian in out in a bikini – like her DIP IT LOW music video didn’t happen 30 fucking years ago…

Proving that if there is a will, there is a way to still whore yourself out to the media, even when you should be considered too old for this shit….and too rich for this shit…she’s got song credits on a lot of huge songs her husband and baby daddy produced…she’s set for fucking life…so this half naked shit for the fans is strictly her ego craving you to look at her and sexualize her and ignore her sloppy mom stomach while saying she’s hot or some shit….like the Kardashian in training trash she is.

I figure by 35, we can collectively retire a bitch, no matter how often she comes back at us with slutty photoshoots…yet here I am posting her up like she’s not too old for this..cuz instagram has made a lot of old chicks act like this…something that was tacky and gross is now normal…so I guess we’re stuck with old bitches being slutty competing with the youth they no longer have but know they can outfuck cuz of the sheer volume of fucking they’ve done…they’re pro by now…

right?

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