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2019

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Pussy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family…..wholesome…

So she’s celebrating her no longer pregnant, and her perpetual Victoria’s Secret work, by showing you her pussy in sheer dress, to show you its not as blown out as you’d expect!

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2019

05

Jul

Bebe Rexha American Pride Booty of the Day

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BEBE REXHA wants you to know that American Pride by showing off the BOOTY….

She may have Albanian Parents….but she wants you to know she got the US Passport.

She is not some immigrant stealing your jobs, her parents were…

She’s just the fat ass daughter of the immigrants living that American pop star dream despite being fat, despite being 30, because we live in world where all whores can succeed if they try hard enough.

THis is trying hard enough!

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2019

05

Jul

Tallulah Willis Erotica of the Day

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She’s one of the hipster daughters of Demi and Bruce – who isn’t RUMER Willis….

She normally poses naked with her sister SCOUT, but I guess SCOUT was busy spending her allowance shopping that day…

Tallulah Willis and Scout Willis have figured out a hook to get people talking about them, or at least to fuck with the media who pay attention them – by getting naked together – which in their Hippie upbringing wasn’t a big deal…..not that they are actual hippies..they are rich as fuck, raised rich as fuck, but for some reason think they are down to earth..you know stepdad Ashton would walk around dick out….

This is her ass….

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2019

05

Jul

Teyana Taylor Thong of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot…

She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor….

Police brutality her, show her how much Black Lives Matter with my seed….strip search, cavity search, get as deep as I can….

Nice level of trashy….with the trashy tattoos and thong bikini..awesome…

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2019

05

Jul

Riley Keough Elvis Granddaughter Bikini of the Day

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Riley Keough is Elvis’ granddaughter who never met Elvis, but who is genetically Elvis. She had a Scientology bikini Fourth of July party with her Scientology friends and the whole thing was far less exciting than a legitimate sex cults that ends in mass suicide…but there was some bikini and that’s gotta count for something….I’m not sure what…but something….

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2019

05

Jul

Bella Thorne Not Getting Eaten by Shots of the Day

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Here is Bella Thorne cockteasing us in her bikini by not getting eaten by sharks like we wish she would because it’s some survival of the fittest, how nature intended it, the shark population due to the warmer waters are moving closer to shore, situation that basically comes down to people, not just Bella Thorne are more likeable when they are dead, especially from a tragedy like a shark attack…it makes her less desperate for attention….you know once she’s dead.

Now, we can only hope in this shark attack, that her fake tits float to the surface and wash up on shore in America somewhere near us so that we can finally Titty guck her

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2019

04

Jul

Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits of the Day

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I saw these Chrissy Teigen spilling out of a bikini in ways that should have inspired her to wear a snow suit or Burkini….just old, fat, drunk, mom tit spilling everywhere….and I find it hard to believe people find this hot, but then I remember that people have no taste, and see a big gross tit, and get excited no matter what trash it is implanted on.

I don’t like Chrissy Teigen. I don’t think she’s a refreshing voice on social media. I don’t think she should have seen a surge in her career as a host because of her social media….I just see a bored sex worker who found a wallet to fuck and fully commit to…in order to get him to marry her cuz of her loyalty and her willingness to let him fuck Kanye….without the pre-nup.

I think Twitter rants and her controversy the mainstream embraced was all tactical…and the only good times she brought anyone was when she was drunk on pills and we thought she may kill herself. I was ready for that…but then all of a sudden she’s getting jobs of her own…attending all thee events…thinking she was a legit hollywood wife….rather than the aged car show model she was destined to be…it’s weird.

She once hit me up to tell me I was funny, then I did a post about how fat she was, and she turned on me calling me a rapist or some shit….in a typical egotistical trash who knows she’s trash and likes to trash talk other people but can’t handle being trash talked way. That alone represented all you need to know about the pig, her pig life and times, and unfortunately no one has taken her out to the slaughterhouse yet…but I am sure there will be a time she takes herself out…you know when she officially snaps…and that will be a good time for America…maybe it will allow them to focus on voices and opinions they should listen to…rather than the voice or opinion of a woman who married a rich guy and worked as a fake titty model for a decade…like who cares what she fucking thinks…she’s merely just a set of tits…how did that get distorted or become her being an Op-ed piece…

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2019

04

Jul

Charli XCX Titty Grab of the Day

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Charli XCX is not American, but she is trying to mooch off your culture, your society, and all the opportunity it provides her, like some border jumping Mexican, only British.

She is not hot, her music is shit, but she has tits she uses in her marketing and we like tits, even IMMIGRANT tits….but more so when they are desperate for the Green Card, not when they already have one as they have worked the system proper…cuz they have less use for us that way.

Here she is.

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2019

04

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is a god loving American on the Fourth of July, being all modest by the standards set by her peers, because unlike her peers she is not naked or in a thong bikini crawling around….she is in a dress….only showing 25 perceent of her tit..not all of her tit.

This is what Church goers dress like when they are vapid rich kids with no souls – trying to make it, but decided to marry a rich guy who popped her cherry instead….why work! Even though what she does isn’t work.

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2019

03

Jul

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren does instagram the only way she knows how, and why wouldn’t she, it’s how she got followers in the first place. The media was really into her slutty travel content with her boyfriend at the time, which has likely fully inflated her ego, making her think she is way more important than she is, but also training her to really grasp what the people want…what the public want…which is her as slutty as possible without being porn…which is luckily basically porn to old timers like me who used to jack off to music videos and female sports because it was on TV….

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