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2019

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Nudity of the Day

Ireland Baldwin may not have got her moms genes, but she got that ass from her dad!

This is likely a photoshopped ass, which makes it EVEN worse of an ass than you originally thought it would be….

The only real question I have for Ireland, the 7 foot tall celebrity rich kid that her celebrity parents have written off / forgotten or in Alec Baldwin’s case, forced to start a whole new family because his first one was a fail, you know one of those people who rebuilds the farm after in burns down instead of crying about it, while leaving the casualty of the barn fire, in this case Ireland Baldwin to fend for herself with that insurance money the incident gave her. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, since I went a weird route explaining this G-String ass…

For the record, I hate G-Strings and always have….they just make asses, even good asses, look silly.

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2019

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart , the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

So when I am looking at slutty pics of her, hoping for a labia slip, I am here sub-consciously expecting a scrotum and that takes all the fun out of sexualizing her….I ain’t no queer you queer…

The fact she’s Brazilian, the hub of all Tranny AIDS that infiltrates the porn scene #LARAROXX makes it even more challenging…

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2019

18

Jul

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the opposite of abortion, and not in the way everyone who is alive right now, or really anyone who has ever lived is the opposite of an abortion, but in the way that “GOD” didn’t intend for her to exist, she was created in a lab due to science, but who still got to exist because no one really cares about God’s plan, especially not scientists trying to figure out ways to fuck the system their own way…

She’s the opposite of an abortion in that people who get abortions get yelled at, spat on, or things thrown at them by the people of Jesus who think they are going against God’s gift of life, yes, even crackhead crack baby momma’s get the “it has a heartbeat you murderer”….where are Skriver was never the will of God or from natural sex…her gay biologist creator she calls dad, inseminated some lesbian’s egg and was forced to raise her cuz it worked….it defied “god’s” will and here she is producing smut on the internet, with the cosign of a billion dollar brand, making millions…cuz I guess God doesn’t exist.

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2019

18

Jul

Kendall Jenner Attention Seeking of the Day

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This idiot Kendall Jenner

Here she is at Wimbledon, who cares..

But she has hard nipples and her ass is out…and that’s the key to fucking success in this world that pretends to not value superficial things like looks or titties but that everyone celebrated like Kendall Jenner are putting out there in order to be celebrated. It’s so confusing to understand the narrative of the times…but that’s to be expected when the people you look up to are muppets.

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2019

18

Jul

Padma Lakshmi Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi likes to teach people her recipes for success which is pretty much….find a billionaire with cancer, seduce him, make him think he knocked you up, when really you’re knocked up by another billionaire, because she clearly only likes billionaire dick, it’s a status thing and a lifestyle thing…only to have the original billionaire die off thinking the kid is his, so he leaves it his fortune….and so the real dad, after the paternity test gives the kid his fortune also…DOUBLE DIPPING WITH THAT PUSSY HOLE…

That’s her MAIN recipe for success.

Her other RECIPE is for BUTTER CHICKEN….cuz she’s from INDIA.

Highlight of her career was her post calling out TRUMP for his “Get out of this country and go back to your own country, if you’re going to be Anti-American”….because I guess it hit close to home…you know her love for billionaire cock thwarted by her hate for being told to go back home to INDIA…even though no one was talking to her…

NOT TO MENTION at least one of her billionaire dicks was a Republican – which means she’s not against the right when is right up inside her…I GUESS.

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2019

18

Jul

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd is some hot, weird looking promo model….

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo.

She may be a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, because that is what they consider to be legit modeling, even if it is just promo modeling for a mall brand that is an evil corporation that sells Chinese sweatshop made garbage to the people at inflated prices……so they can afford to keep their roster of sluts that people think are important models..

She may be skinny…

But she’s an immigrant stealing your American jobs. So you must hate her by default as you jerk off to her TITTIES.

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2019

18

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio the Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter is out here showing off what she wears when she has to get the fishing nets back on the boat after they get snagged on all the plastics in the Ocean.

It’s a little slutty, but if you’ve ever heard her discuss her social media strategy – AND I HAVE – her whole thing is that the sluttier the pics, the more the likes, the more the brand – VICTORIA’ SECRET – gives her bonuses and when you’re just a Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter, all the money you can get in helps…and if showing your ass is how it’s done…then get it fucking done…cuz she grew up watching her dad risk his life at sea every damn day from 4 am to 7 pm or later….just to get food on the table…and this bitch just has to take an ass shot that literally takes 3-5 mins to get at the right angle…easy money in sex work…tell your daughters as they struggle through their math homework “you can always suck a dick you know”.

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2019

18

Jul

Tess Holliday Promotes Obesity and Disease of the Day

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Tess Holliday….and her 600 pound life that was on the cover of SELF magazine….because society is just that fucked in the head….

They will have a 600 pound person on a reality show going through therapy to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them to get to be that size…

Then you have the same sized bitch working as a model or influencer…who they put on the cover of SELF magazine to celebrate empowerment by saying her health is none of your business…

Looking at this is disgusting, the fact that she’s married, also disgusting…Her husband, some kind of weird incel drawn to obese women cuz they can’t run from him and no one else wants them….it’s a fetish…definitely not my fetish…

Glamourizing Obesity is a fucking crime against society, the real terrorism for so many reason and these pics of obesity, celebrated obesity…also a crime that we are the fucking victims of.

Pretty horrible.

Tess Holliday Promoting Obesity and Disease

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2019

17

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Gisele, everyone’s favorite Billionaire Tom Brady Wife/Beard model from Victoria’s Secret that I have never heard any dude say is hot….

There are celebs or models out there that just trigger the average dude to the point they feel like bringing it up in conversation. This happens at garages when getting your oil changed, or at the barber getting a cut, just useless dude talk with other dudes….and not once has another dude said to me “I love Gisele” and if he did, I’d say “Why, is it because she looks like your brother who loves running Marathons with a set of false tits”….cuz that is what she looks like…

A Brazilian boy with a fat mom ass who runs too many marathons but who has implants to off set the masculinity…

When she was pregnant – I thought “Brazilian tranny for sure, that’s a prosthetic belly”….and with each pregnancy I thought that….

Now…I just think she’s an old dude….

She is so ugly. She is Old. I can’t believe she got where she got and I can’t believe she’s some ambassador or influencer on aging or on diet when she looks so fucking wrecked…I guess what I am saying is that she’s only hot to basic girls who grew up on her and probably share similar traits to her or more likely are organically attracted to men and the women who look like men.

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2019

17

Jul

Elsa Hosk and Emily DiDonato Photoshoot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk and Emily DiDonato…

I always hype up Elsa Hosk for being the hottest of the VS models, despite being 28 or 29….but today, she looks like shit, she looks old and haggard and I guess you just can’t trick aging, even if you use Kardashian face filler techniques…there comes a time when you’re just that old chick trying to be young…

I always cut down DiDonato for being a set of big tits that were used well in her early career, but that have since been retired, which by default makes DiDonato retired, cuz the only thing about her is her tits and she needs to stop mistreating them by not using them….and I stand by that..

I think together, in a shoot, posing as a team would back out better, or is it play out better if there was more tit on tit nudity, they have both been naked a lot, it seems that this just showcases how lazy and comfortable they are in their careers that I am sure are at a point that is beyond their wildest dreams…but they could do more, they could do better and this right here is disappointing.

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