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2019

16

Jul

Farrah Abraham See Through of the Day

Farrah Abraham See Through

Word on the street is Farrah Abraham was arrested for prostitution while her daughter sat in the lobby waiting for her…..

I don’t really align with the narrative that is going on in the media or social media these days, mainly because everyone is a suck up loser, who doesn’t call people out, but instead support and encourage the idiots….

They think it’s lowbrow to make fun of someone, or to make a joke out of someone, which I totally disagree with.

I think if someone is a public figure in whatever capacity, putting themselves out there means I can make fun of them….and sure they are often times easy targets but there is still a level of artistry that goes into really ripping a motherfucker apart…

I just googled the Farrah Story – which is that she was turning sex work tricks in the hotel room – while her daughter waited….because she’s a sex worker….

Not one story said “This whore needs to be taken from her kid for being a whore”…instead they say shit like:


Don’t shame sex workers…

There’s no shame in sex work, folks!

we applaud her for the ways in which she’s made sex work work for her in the past.

Is that a fucking joke, some bitch on Reality Tv, turned to Hardcore porn and camming, and now turns tricks in hotels…fucking awesome, really something to celebrate and encourage…you fucking idiots…

It’s actually gross, a disease, an issue and girl needs fucking help..

Instead the passive liberal audience of transgendered idiots are doing a “you go girl”…in something that is fucking dangerous, disgusting, and not what a mom should do to maintain her lifestyle.

Sex work is the bottom of the barrel, the lowest wrung on the ladder, the easiest thing to do…that’s why it’s the oldest profession…cuz instinctively girls, even caveman girls are whores who want to get paid for their sex…it doesn’t mean it’s a respectable fucking thing. It’s clickbait. Low hanging fruit clickbait.

TREAT A PROSTITUTE LIKE A FUCKING PROSTITUTE cuz she clearly has no self respect. That’s a fucking fact.


Farrah Abraham See Through

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2019

16

Jul

Kaia Gerber Being Slutty of the Day

Kaia Gerber Slutty Bath

Kaia Gerber being slutty…which is really what everyone her age is doing. It’s the internet. Porn. Whatever. It’s just how people act.

But she is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question of…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego…is that abusive?

I get that it’s a tactic to give her a life of her own with her own identity, but she will always be Cindy Crawford’s spawn….

Crawford was a model and that’s how she did it – so she’s trying to share that great experience cuz it was great for her with her daugther….

Like a dad passing his farm onto his oldest son in a right of passage…but I say, if you’ve got the billions or near billions of dollars in the bank, why fucking bother….just fucking chill.

The idea of being validated on social media and hired by brands on social media….is just silly, when she could just be chilling living that good life or doing something that matters…

To be a parent encouraging your kid to be a model people pay to get in pictures, out there trying to build an audience…seems pretty vapid and useless because it is….

Do more, do better, but the draw is too strong…so just do slutty posts on yourself like some kind of exhbitionist.

I think it’d be far more relaxing to just do something else, work a vet or with animals or for an organization trying to solve life issues, real worldly problems.

Instead, it’s Get half naked on the internet for the perverts…

It is just a waste of resources rally….

Kaia Gerber Slutty

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2019

16

Jul

Natalie Roser Bikini of the Day

Natalie Roser Bikini

Natalie Roser posing for a meaningless beach photoshoot and I think you can see her tampoon, her diaper, her maxipad, something like that….or it could just be some gauze because these girls from instagram are all “THAT” kind of lady…you know with the vaginal infection from trying to get famous, brand deals, whatever the motivation is to be a half naked instagram chick…

In an earlier post I wrote on Natalie Roser – I said:


Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40.

I stand by that statement, but only in part because of the whole instagram bikini influencer thing, it also applies to her because she’s Australian and Australian girls are a wild, down to earth, good time….


Natalie Roser Bikini

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2019

15

Jul

Gronk’s Fat Girlfriend Camille Kostek in a Bikini Cameltoe of the Day

If you’re interested in Gronk’s fat girlfriend, who is big on Social Media and who was used by Sports Illustrated as their cover girl on their useless magazine because they felt she had the most potential to sell magazines….well here she is…

You know you Patriot Fan Boys into seeing what your now retired Patriot sticks his dick in….because she doesn’t realize she’s plus sized, she wears a size too small, and it hugs the cunt hard enough that you can see her full cunt, that is most likely an inny-cunt, not an outty cunt, thanks to the whole being a fat chick, it fattens up the outter labia….not that fat chicks can’t have dangly pussy…it’s just that for the most part…fat covers it…

Fascinating fact. Right.

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2019

15

Jul

Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy of the Day

Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy

Bella Thorne just looks like she smells like shit….like she’s one or two selfies away from posting pics of her fisting her ass as she transitions to become a man as it will garner more attention to herself, like all these freaks who are broken from being on social media are doing to get people to talk about them.

TITTY PICS AINT ENOUGH ANYMORE…you need to be really broken….and you need to really put yourself out there by cutting off your dick, or tits, or whatever it is all the kids are doing….

In my era, you’d become punk, or goth, or whatever….in this era you change your gender.

It’s the hip thing to do…and Bella Throne on her way to becoming a man is a very fucking likely outcome of this try hard, hype generating idiot.

Here is her new tattoo..
Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy
Bella Thorne Slutty Crack Buy

Idiots…everywhere…

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2019

15

Jul

Elsa Hosk Being Hot of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hot Topless

Elsa Hosk is the same age as Candice Swanepoel. She was hired as Candice’s stand in when Candice decided to first get pregnant before getting pregnant again and again…that bitch was pregnant for 3-4 years it seems….the now single mom model with a bikini company who came from a slave owner family back in South Africa..looks like shit….while this pro athlete from Sweden came in, all competitive as athletes are and took thee fuck over….being hotter, better, edgier….and not as fucking haggard as the single mom.

So I’m a fan, she’s a breath of promo underwear model for an evil corporation fresh air….

Elsa Hosk Hot Topless

How about some titties….in some old titty pics of her…OK! Deal!

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2019

15

Jul

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton Bikini

Kate Upton and her mom tits on a boat….in a bikini…showing off her mom tits that have been mom tits since she was 16 and started to model…despite the rest of her being very fucking weird looking and weird shaped….only no one noticed cuz they were too swept away and excited by her mom tits….in an era of celebrating tits and being obsessed with tits…because our moms didn’t breast feed up enough, or our moms breast fed us too much, or draw to big sloppy tits is a constant..or was a constant before everyone turned queer or trans and forget the simplicity of a huge tit…a huge set of tits is the key to Kate Upton’s existence.

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2019

15

Jul

Lili Reinhart Sweaty of the Day

lili reinhart sweaty swimsuit

Lili Reinhart who had some artistic nudes taken by her famous boyfriend leaked a few weeks ago, to which her legal team said “yay, we’ll get paid extra for this”…in a strategy that leads me to believe the lawyers hired to take down the barely nude nudes are the same people who leak the pics, maybe they send them to themselves when they get the star’s phone for a minute when the star isn’t paying attention…to open up the photos app, find the titties and send them to themselves…smart business.

Now she’s out here showing off her plus sized is the right size to get on a hit show body in a one piece as plus sized should always be in the one pieces….and there’s a wet spot…that is likely sweat from her doing one sit up…from getting up to go to the bathroom as fat girls shit alot…and make me wonder whether their anuses get bigger with their pantsize or if the anus stays the same size despite having to unload a lot more shit from all the food they need to maintain being plus sized.

I’ll probably never know…

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2019

15

Jul

Rachel Cook Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Rachel Cook Tits Out for Revista Central

Rachel Cook out here feeling like a real model with her tits out for something called “we don’t give a fuck”….but at least there’s some tit on this Bootleg Rachel Leigh Cook, who is actually hotter and younger than Rachel Leigh Cook, and thus more important, relevant, even if less successful..

The other Rachel Cook is probably out there in the old folks home saying “Well she may have my name, but she wasn’t Josie from Josie and the Pussycats, but I was, therefore I am better”…and she’s right, she’ll always have that…and that’s about it.

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2019

15

Jul

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1

Slutty Sammi Hanratty.

She was an unmemorable character on Shameless, a show I am amazed still exists because the last time I saw it, YEARS ago, I thought it was some dumb rendition of what poor drunk degenerates do…written from a candy-coated Hollywood perspective that lacked authenticity, depth or a point…basically these motherfuckers never hung out with trash..but they have all these opinions of trash…missing the fucking mark.

Anyway, this girl from the show, needs to keep up momentum and she’s doing that in Latex for you to fantasize cumming all over it and watching it drip off….as LATEX Fetishists do.

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish

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