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2019

17

Jul

Ashley Benson Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson, who is probably best known for her big doughy tits that were set on her big doughy body, back when she was on the “Riverdale” of her generation called Pretty Little Liars, where she played the third favorite short legged, wide-hipped actress, and amassed a huge social media presence….and that put her on Cara Delevingne’s target list…who ended up recruiting her to the lesbian side, the rubbing pussy together so that they smell the same cuz they have the same bacteria make-up and enzymes through their perversions..of mutual masturbation…cuz they are narcissists and dicks get in the way of that…

Lesbians…they’re everywhere….and as it turns out, they wear bikinis like non lesbians, and as the INCEL fucks you are….you should jack off to these tits in anger cuz they’ll never fuck you in part cuz you’re an INCEL fuck but also because you dick, despite being the size of a clit, doesn’t interest them…

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2019

17

Jul

Gabrielle Union Thong of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is an inspiration to all women…because she got RAPED when she was younger, was able to sue the store she worked at for the rape to both get some money and force them to make some changes, and has in turn been able to power through the rape and have a few marriages, a career….without being a Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell/ ELLEN…fearing the penis….

Instead she became the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….She’s 40, she’s showing off ass, I’m into it, that’s all…

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2019

17

Jul

Lili Reinhart Cum Shot of the Day

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Lili Reinhart has broadened her scope from being the big girl on Riverdale, a hit show that shouldn’t be a hit show, but that represents what this era of people are looking for….as they passively watch while looking at their phone….and that is shitty writing, acting, storylines….seriously Riverdale is fucking dumb and it is trash but people watch it and not for any specific reason since the story and character is zero compelling…and I have tried to look at it from all angles to figure out what people like about it…and I come up empty and realize maybe I am wrong. Maybe no one watches the show. I don’t fucking track TV stats or even research that shit. I just assume it’s popular.

THAT SAID…she met her boyfriend on the show, some child star Disney Kid who is gown and plays Jughead…

Together they shoot slutty artistic nudes of her and her big girls tits, only to have her legal team email me to remove them from the internet…because her actual slut goes against the slut she’s portraying in Hollywood having “made it”….by all standards of “making it”….

She’s booked a movie starring some stripper named Cardi B….where she gets herself at last one CHAMPAGNE FACIAL…like some kind of trashy club girl putting on a show for some instagram photographer….in what I’ve seen go down and really question where we are at as a people…because I know they same girl sucking off Champagne with her ass hanging out of a skirt at a club she’s trying to fuck the DJ at….is posting about being an empowered woman who shouldn’t be sexualized….

It’s a shut the fuck up slut situation….but in this case it’s just a movie about that…..

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2019

17

Jul

Nichole Scherzinger See Through of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger, always a little too chiseled for me to buy into, is at CRAIGS….in a Semi See Through SLUT-FIT – THAT IS an Outfit for Sluts…

I coined the term and I should buy the URL but I won’t….because I know that no one will buy into my SLUT-FIT line of slut clothes….and are more into seeing people they may or may not have jerked off to while watching MTV because in the era she came up – half naked stripper dances were not really that popular outside of the stripclub and porno on the family computer was hard to jack off to….but that TV in your room wasn’t…so you made due….even though she was a little too chiseled to really buy into….assuming that there was a decent to high probability that she was in fact a man doing his best rendition of a woman because as you know men as women make better women than women…proven by the success of drag.

That’s not to say Scherzinger is a man but if the thought crosses your mind while sexualizing her – it takes away from the sexualizing of her – unless you’re into fucking men dressed like women – which many straight men are….and which doesn’t quite make them straight to me….but I’m not some oracle, just a loser with a blog so who cares what I say….

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Here are some bating suit pics because why not celebrate a potentially solid tuck job.

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2019

16

Jul

Kylie Jenner Naked of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is repulsive.

These pics of her on some promo tour that started a few days ago and that clearly is intended to make her money is repulsive…

Just so much Kylie and her fake young body…out there doing her marketing hustle that involves everything wrong with society, social media, pop culture….celebrating trash that is just born into the trash and perpetuates the trash with all the fucking trashy shit she does…that is all mapped out for her because the family empire knows the way to manipulate the media…

I assume they have a staff of 100 or more people just working at their marketing agency all day and these are their key cast members to elevate that.

Kylie’s cosmetics are making billions of dollars….or at least hundreds of millions…and the fact that this is the most important creature, cuz she’s barely human, seen as hot, relevant, interesting when she is none of those things…is a fucking problem…or a symptom of the fucking problem….so look at this shit with that in mind…or just look at the fake weird Jenner ass that she got from her father, or from her father’s plastic surgeon, or maybe from her father’s dick skin, you know graphed to her ass giving her that super athlete power it gave him in the 70s.

Who knows.

Here’s Kendall Jenner’s nipples..

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2019

16

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is on social media claiming her big new tits are from eating bread….I think it is from being 6 and a Half Feet tall and built like a fucking truck….it would just be awkward if her tits weren’t as big as an average man’s head…she’d be so out of proportion like she’s so out of whack in terms of her mental health….in and out of rehab…totally unstable which is expected, she’s a product of divorce and you know how that is…plus she’s got shitty celebrity parents who are too into themselves to bother raising the kids proper – at least not on their first try…that’s why Alec called her a little pig…and would never call one of his YOGA babies a little pig…you know Ireland was the test run who now has no where to turn by trying to be an INSTAGRAMMER….which I guess is the HOLY GRAIL of HOPE for these YOUTHS…

Here she is braless letting her bread titties hang

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2019

16

Jul

Ana Braga Pussy of the Day

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Ana Braga wishes she was on the Phoebe Price level of clickbait producing 50 year old sex worker with a friend in the paparazzi who doesn’t understand what people are actually interested in on the content front, but that get her pics out there with old school tactics rather than new school digital marketing hustle the hot young sluts of the internet do now…

Ana Braga was 45 when the internet was invented. She doesn’t know how it works But calling a paparazzi and giving him a handjob with this silly public clickbait shit makes perfect sense to her….

She used to do my SNAPCHAT takeovers when I put effort into social media, before hating social media…so I don’t hate Braga, I think she’s great and serves a purpose…I encourage her and this behavior….and she looks amazing for 50…almost the Vegas call girl you wouldn’t be mad about fucking for the $1000 she likely charges…

This isn’t important or lifechanging – but the Skateboard and Lingerie is a nice touch.

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2019

16

Jul

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter looks like a fucking wreck. Maybe her weight loss that I assumed was just strategic COOL SCULPTING or maybe LIPO or whatever procedure they are doing on these instagram sluts to give them a bit of a waistline….

But then again, she is young so it is easy to drop weight, she is rich, she is capable of hiring a team of people from trainer to chef….maybe it’s the KETO Diet….or maybe it’s just drugs….or maybe she stopped the PILL…

I don’t have the answers, I just know she’s had cosmetic surgery to re-shape her big sloppy tits that keep growing, tits you can still are still big despite the weightloss….all hard nippled in a wife beater…which is what you should be looking at because her face is terrifying, that hair is terrifying……and that tighter body just weird, short, broad shouldered….and that pantyline in her leggings…is just fucking off..

But some of you watched her on TV and watched her go through puberty…and are into this…so here it is….not everything I do is good. In fact nothing I do is good

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2019

16

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Naked of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is an old lady who posts selfies of herself NAKED.

Shocking, but not really, she’s been pretty consistent about the bikini pics on social media after years of barely existing….

The woman who tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom with a rich guy and is now back at it….to promote her bikinis, or to find a new rich husband, or to show off that she’s still hot despite being old

I don’t know the psychology behind a woman who is using her sex appeal at an old age, but who used her sex appeal to get into Hugh Grant’s pants when she was young and when he was famous as fuck. He brought her to America. Fucked a Tranny cuz she’s a boring lay. She moved on and got acting work like Austin Powers…inflating her ego in a time she needed to be reaffirmed cuz her boyfriend fucked a tranny…

I may be off on my timeline here…I am not the Liz Hurley Biographer…

Now naked cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets her bathing suits…

Or maybe she’s just inspirational, you know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years they’ll be ok, or able to still monetize their bullshit lack of skill….getting naked or half naked into the FUTURE…

All I really gotta say is WHERE THE FUCK are her nipples.

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2019

16

Jul

Bella Thorne Finger Banged for Fashion of the Day

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Bella Thorne, the attention seeking Disney Whore, who I don’t blame for her actions, because she was prostituted by her mom to both her stepfather and whoever the fuck else came along to help with their plan to get famous, you know execs who wanted some fresh meat redhead pussy….because the PEDO ring in Hollywood, with people of power is real…that PEDO Island by Epstein is probably just the tip of the PEDO island, that ty are trying to divert attention from with an AREA 51 viral troll….

Either way, it was all for the best interest of the family as a whole, one casualty to get where they need to go to feed that ego and vision of her stage mom….has left us with with…

I’ve figured that Bella Thorne’s next strategy to get more open and honest with her audience by posting pics of her shit / period / anything gross and vulgar….but there’s a chance she will transition to a man as that’s trendy…or start releasing leaked porn cuz she wants you to see how good she fucks and by you I mean anyone, but mainly her ex boyfriend…who she’s trying to make jealous.

In everyone of her generation is a pervert exhibitionist…she out here getting diddled in the her latest instagam pic..full pussy grab for the camera…and you may or may not be into that…I don’t see why you wouldn’t be into it. It’s not like we need to smell this trash that looks like she smells like trash…

Here is bella naked..

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