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2019

15

Jul

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter – Sara Sampaio – is out here in a bikini like she used to be when she worked her dad’s fishing boat and would have to jump in to free the net from whatever it was snagged on….a skillset that allowed her to work her way into the mainstream American dream thanks to the Evil Underwear Empire amplifying her audience, paying her lots of money, increasing her profile and allowing her to find love with a Billionaire who likes hairy Portuguese women while they look like this…and not when they are 300 pounds and working at the Portuguese Chicken Restaurant making the Pasteis De Nata…trying to keep their beard hairs from falling in the pie dough…

RIGHT.

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2019

15

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Butthole of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day with the butthole tattoo…because I guess no one told her that Tattoos are a dated concept and getting them seems ridiculous in this era, especially when it is some grid looking thing, to allow us to see how fat she’s getting….

I guess she had pretty sold timing because she went viral last week for saying that Don Jr is her soul mate and they are meant to be together…as anything to get attention is fair game to try to get some fucking attention.

This is silly.

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2019

15

Jul

Sarah Hyland Has TIts of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is showing off her tanlines.

There is a tanline porn fetish.

There are strippers over the last decades I’ve gone to stripclubs who go to tanning salons to get the tan lines.

I guess it has to do with boxing off, or blocking out, or marking off the area that you’re not supposed to be seeing, and thus driving more attention it it, like nature’s HIGHLIGHTER…saying “THIS IS THE AREA THAT EVEN THE SUN DIDN’T SEE – BUT YOU GET TO SEE”….but I don’t know, I don’t have tan line fetishes, I just like all nudity and slutty behavior from women…

So whether it’s Sarah Hyland, weird fucking Sarah Hyland using tan lines as an excuse to say she’s grown tits since her Kidney Transplants…or anyone drawing attention to their tits, with or without tan lines in the picture…SIGN ME UP….

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2019

15

Jul

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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Sofia Richie with her new tits out….looking good.

She’s out there making her dad Lionel proud.

You know having a good time doing fancy things with the most garbage people in LA, but they have huge reach which allows her to mooch, like her sister, who wasn’t really Lionel’s kid, but rather some abortion he found in a concert dumpster, did with Paris Hilton.

Make yourself important by being around seemingly important people…in her case it is the Kardashians, who despite being garbage, the media loves….

An outsider like me would think that if I was her dad I would spend all I could to try to get her to find new friends…to do something more relevant or important…but I’m not a billionaire singer and don’t understand that he doesn’t actually care..he’s just into himself…she’s just an accessory….as his job and touring came first.

So as long as she’s not dead or in a TRAP HOUSE doing heroin or smoking crack like most celebrity kids, and is instead doing instagram with the help of Kardashian endorsements…it’s a win.

You see – all LA people are shit, but when half naked in thong showcasing hr ass…they aren’t bad.

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2019

15

Jul

Sophie Turner Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Turner Jonas, the fourth Jonas Brother, the one with the biggest vagina, is in a bathing suit or a bikini showing off her long skinny body to her creepy pervert fans on the internet, because that is what people respond to the most and it feels good knowing people jerk off to you…at least when you’re a woman and use that as your level of relevance, your litmus test of hotness, etc….if you’re a dude, having creepy nerd dudes jerking off to you, would be uncomfortable…but for women, it’s a numbers game. The more jerking off to her the better.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER SUCKING OFF A JONAS BROTHER CLICK HERE

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2019

12

Jul

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

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Martha Hunt is showing off some of her tit, I think you can see her model nipple in at least one of the pictures…which isn’t all that impressive or a new concept…she’s a titty model who works for an evil brand and was half naked all the time until the people noticed her.

I don’t think Martha Hunt still works for Victoria’s Secret as a promo model, but like any star of SNL, they owe everything to having that brand association..it’s the big leagues even if at its core it is just some bullshit underwear company…overpriced made in China underwear company…

The highlight of Martha Hunt’s existence as far as I’m concerned is when she was bought by TAYLOR SWIFT, the highest paid performer last year, and possible the last 10 years…who didn’t have a childhood, but now as an older, banged out popstar, has the ability to buy friends, or in her case life sized barbies to do whatever it is her pervert mind desires….and these girls, who are basically sex workers to begin with, sign the fuck up because associating with such prestige as Taylor Swift increases their profile and celebrity and that’s really what all these people care about…

Good Tits Though…

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2019

12

Jul

Emma Roberts Aerobics Erotica of the Day

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Emma Roberts is in the new American Horror Story. I have never seen the previous American Horror Stories, even though I like horror and I like dumb youth drama series….even though Emma Roberts is in her 30s and not super youthful.

I do know that the new season is about a 1984 Summer camp, realizing that people love the 80s vibe, proven by the popularity Stranger Things and Kim Kardashian’s 1980 born pussy hole.

In 1984, there was aerobics, I fucking love aerobics, even though aerobics killed my mother…

The leotards, the dancing…the asses….the everything…

So seeing Emma Roberts dressed like my dead mom on the day she died and being turned on by it…is strange, but I wouldn’t expect it to be anything less.

I’m just joking my mom died of AIDS in Mexico thanks to some white salesman on business to Mexico, but we are all allowed to re-write our history with 80s Jane Fonda theme.

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2019

12

Jul

Shantel VanSanten Naked of the Day

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Shantel VanSanten is some model and actor who is 33 and looks 33, but that doesn’t stop her from posting bikini pics for her pervert fans to jack off to, cuz all these girls get off on people jerking off to them….and I guess drawing as much attention to themselves as they possibly can.

I don’t think I’ve ever posted on her, which is surprising since I’ve been at this shit for so long…

I do have access to IMDB where I discover all kinds of new and amazing things…like that she was on CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

I knew people who were very into One Tree Hill when it was on TV, those people were comicon virgin loser types who would have been beat up if they were born a decade earlier but would have been praised if they were born two decades later…since nerd shit is popular thanks to the internet…but back then…nerd shit was just sad and lonely and weird….people so depressing, who found pleasure in shitty shows and the women who were on those shitty shows, instead of suicide.

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2019

12

Jul

Adriana Lima Tits of the Day

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When Adriana Lima lays down, her tits stand up…

Interesting scientific experiment by this weirdo old model who is still out there modeling despite being old – thanks to procedures that tighten her up…like whatever made those titties not flop at 40.

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2019

12

Jul

Naya Rivera Bikini of the Day

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In very important news – Naya Rivera and her bolt on tits – who was on GLEEE but got Kicked off Glee cuz she saw Lea Michele’s dick in the bathroom and Lea Michele needed to eliminate her, paint her as a villain and send her back to wherever she came from, which I guess with a name like Naya Rivera you’d assume from a tunnel under the US/Mexico border where she made corn tortillas to feed both her and her Donkey to survive but that is more likely a small town in the East Coast…

I remember Naya Rivera fucked a rapper named Big Sean, so her pussy is malleable, that shit can wrap around rap cock…and she can also show her pussy to us in her greeen bikini…

The one good thing about Social Media is it really makes competitive girls go out there and try to out slut each other….an Olympic Sport I support.