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2019

12

Jul

Danielle Panabaker in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Danielle Panabaker….I used to say that about everyone I posted because it was true. When I started the site I didn’t watch movies or TV and would just find random celebs and sluts involved in slutty content so I’d post that…knowing they had fans and I could leverage those fans to make internet BILLIONS of dollars…so that by year 15 I’d be blogging from my private jet…and sure things didn’t quite work out like that…but thanks to WIKIPEDIA…the whole I don’t know who Danielle Panabaker is doesn’t matter cuz I can drop some fucking SCIENCE for you fuckers….with all her facts and figures..

She’s 31….born in Georgia…

In 2016, she was engaged to her longtime boyfriend Hayes Robbins…

In 2014 she got a job on Arrow…and has been in all the spinoff shows from their “Universe” including Supergirl and The Flash…so you know precisely who she is…you fucking nerd.

Here’s her internet porn.

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2019

12

Jul

Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day

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LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet…

Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had…

This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be…

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2019

11

Jul

Jessica Simpsons Tits Turn 39 of the Day

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Big News. Big Tits,

Jessica Simpson is nearly in menopause….it is just around the corner….so you can fantasize about cumming in her and not getting her knocked up soon enough…the nice old dry mom pussy vibe….but when I see starlets, all I want is to K-Fed her…

Those mom tits are on another level of absurd..sloppy and life changing if you were to choke on them….which you won’t unless you kidnap her – you weirdo.

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2019

11

Jul

Katie Holmes Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Katie Holmes is doing some instagram style erotica. She is in black and white so you know it is art. She is in her underwear so you know it is art….I mean I guess jeans aren’t really seen as underwear but in the Scientology world that she is from, the early model robot, who is not aging well as technology just wasn’t there when she was built, is just fucking gears and cranks under the jeans and corset push up top….

There is some cleavage and she is Katie Holmes who hasn’t been naked in a movie for fucking decades….the Dawson’s Creek slut…so her weird nerd fans are probably PUMPED on this..so be pumped on this.

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2019

11

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Gets Wet of the Day

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Nina Agdal is getting lazy. You can tell by her sad flat ass as it tries to drown itself in the water….you know reaching for it….but not quite making it…in a big stretch that is clearly the most physical activity this 30 year old has got in a while…

I guess there comes a time in every fake model’s life where she turns 30, and the whole hype around her hot retard body that offset her full retard face, sort of dissipates and forces one to look at her full retard face instead of her body and ask “how did I ever find this hot”….any by “One” I mean Leo DiCaprio, who fake dated her for a while, to help her increase her profile in her last year of modeling…and I guess it worked cuz she’s moved onto a new Rich boyfriend, a son of a billionaire…who will make all her dreams come true….which are dreams of luxury and excess…even though she looks like the kid in a helmet playing with rocks cuz she doesn’t know any better..thanks to being a retard.

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Here are her tits…

Here she is in some magazine

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2019

11

Jul

Maria Sharapova Bikini of the Day

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Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….but she’s back in the mix despite being a known cheater….because I guess they don’t believe in life bans, not to mention they are letting men who grow out their hair play women’s sports…so there isn’ too much SCRUTINY when it comes to fairness…

I assume she was a much hotter tennis player when she was younger, but I guess that applies to all women. You know you peak by 21 type of thing…and now she’s just out here trying to get as strong as she can to keep those sponsors who stood by her…and with strength comes thickness but she’s got no choice, I mean she’s up against the Williams sisters and their massive testicles…

I guess this is down time bikini time / my favorite time to stare, besides naked spread vagina time.

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2019

11

Jul

Kristen Bell Swimsuit Wipeout of the Day

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Kristen Bell did some slow mo, one-piece bathing suit cuz she’s old, and old people don’t wear bikinis, even though all old people wear bikinis, just ask BIG TITTY JESSICA SIMPSON….

It not really high concept mom erotica but it does remind me that I never found Kirsten Bell hot, but more importantly, that Dax Shephard cums up inside her, in some weirdo Hollywood marriage from the early 2000s that is annoying….but maybe that’s just because the early 2000s were a dark time for me and I look at trash from that era as a reminder of that, but I doubt I am that deep and it’s more to do with her not being hot.

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2019

11

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

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This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same.

She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years….

It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective.

It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy…

Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best.

Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here.

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Posted in:Alexandra Daddario|SFW

2019

11

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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Armouanth is some slutty gamer girl….

She may not be a Belle Delphine selling her herpes bath water…but she is a reminder that gamer girls are basically cam girl sex workers who realize that nerds pull out their credit cards and that nerds are the best damn audience and fans to have for financial reasons…

All you need to do is cocktease them….and give them the most minimal amount of attention…and they freak out cuz that’s how nerds function.

Clever sluts. They are all around us.

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2019

11

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless

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Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

Soulless Russian spy getting herself back out there….with a more beat down pussy….a mom pussy…looking for a new revenue stream now that she has locked in her first one.

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