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2019

19

Jul

Diane Kruger Crop Top of the Day

Apparently Diane Kruger is my German Crush….I wasn’t aware of…because the old broad, like Heidi Klum is out her showing off that this Generation of German woman, who was born a generation after Hitler’s Eugenics program of Ethnic Cleansing, are not tainted by the unfavorable DNA of unfavorable people, because they were killed off…

It’s like seeing hot Russian women, it’s always fun even though they have no souls and are very serious and pragmatic, like German women….because you know all the ugly genes died off behind the Iron Curtain.

So when you see an old German bitch like Diane Kruger showing off her stomach…in a pair of slutty oversized shots you can assume you see bottom of ass cheek in…cuz if you leave the house, every short is bottom of the ass cheek shorts.

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2019

19

Jul

Ciara Pussy Dance of the Day

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Remember when everyone thought Ciara was a trans but then that became a normal thing so nobody brings it up anymore?

Here she is proving she has a working pussy by doing the pussy dance, to a children’s song, which is PERVERTED, who has she been hanging out with ? EPSTEIN?

Or maybe it’s just good tuck.

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2019

19

Jul

Adriana Lima and Irina Shayk Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess seeing Adriana Lima’s 40 year old Brazilian tits about a decade after she was hot is exciting to some of her fans…especially when you’re tag teamed with Irina Shayk…you know another over the hill mom with a baby still breast feeding….these babies are their secondary revenue streams…

I just find it a too little too late situation. Adriana Lima has been bloated and fucking weird looking for a while now….but these are still nipples on girls holding onto the glory days, holding onto the dream…

There is absolutely no reason for these two rich Mail Order Brides who are living your American Dream, despite being immigrants, and fucking your men…while you’re in a trailer park on food stamps….

You shouldn’t stand for this….not that you can stand…it hurts your joints you fat fuck..

Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Vogue Espana Fetish

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2019

19

Jul

Madison Pettis Bikini of the Day

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Madison pettis is some 20 year old – I’ve never heard of – but she’s apparently been in the industry since she was 4, so you’ve probably jerked off to her, seeing as you’re fucking weird…

I’ll assume that you only subscribe to the Disney Channel, which in and of itself should be how pedophiles are caught…anyone with no kids who have that channel are predators….call your cable provider and find the local creeps in your hood…

That’s all I have to say about this…Consider it a Public Service Announcement.

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2019

19

Jul

Doutzen Kroes Booty of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a mom of a bunch of kids…

She’s been fired from Victoria’s Secret for over a decade now…yes she’s old…

She spends her policing her DJ husband and baby daddy, not because he’s black, that’d be racist to say that a black person needs to be policed…

He needs to be policed because his model wife he married is old as shit in model years, is zero high profile now that she’s been ousted and forced to retire….a fraction of who she was when they met…

He needs to be policed because being a 40 year old DJ who makes millions in Ibiza is still someone 20 year old hot chicks want to fuck…and replacing DOUTZEN would be easy.

She lacks confidence, knows she is old, and posts butt shots for praise but that butt looks like a mom butt cuz it is one…..maybe it’s time for another hobby…

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2019

19

Jul

Angie Harmon TIts of the day

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Remember Angie Harmon.

Me Neither.

Baywatch Nights was her claim to fame….even though Baywatch Nights should be no one’s claim to fame…the off shoot / spinoff of Baywatch where Hasselhoff is a Private Detective by night, dealing in the supernatural, to compete with X-Files…because being a lifeguard lacked stimulation…brilliant…so brilliant that Angie Harmon hatched from it…even if it was more of a still birth….

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2019

18

Jul

Miley Cyrus Twerk Erotica of the Day

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Miley is back to being ghetto again….

It’s not really ghetto cuz she’s a vanilla ice cream, disney mainstream, poptart bullshit that has zero fucking edges…

But it’s her rendition of ghetto, that gets the likes, as all the suburban white people are into that shit, they think it makes them more interesting…but really they lack any sort of vibe and bore the fuck out of everyone…except when they do naked / nude / slutty things…in which case we all ignore how lame, try hard, cheesy, it is and say “look, Miley is twerking like it was 2013 again….6 years later…not much better that she was when she first culture vultured the shit”…but still worth watching!

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2019

18

Jul

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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Garbage.

Here she is with her new blonde hair..

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2019

18

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Getting Wet and Naked Rub Down of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio bores me, but luckily everyone who visits this site is an old fuck dot com, young people don’t read blogs, so as we all age together, it’s nice to look onto the girls who were young ot things when all this blogging shit happened 15 years ago and see how they ended up…you know to point and laugh at how old and disgusting they are…even when they make the 40 year old women in our lives look like real fucking shit, they still are a fraction of what they were at 20….NOT TO MENTION…while I MENTION it….this is the internet, why the fuck should we waste time on an old timer when we’re old and surrounded by old, when we can jerk off to the younger new pussy the way the internet intended when it was created as a masturbation station for one and all…

RIGHT.

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2019

18

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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I don’t know her name – but she’s diddling herself on instagram shamelessly, so I’ll assume she’s an influencer, sugar baby, and/or cam girl…because this right here is how you make a mark and get ahead in this scary world of the internet…until you have a mental breakdown and end up realizing you are more than just some sex object doing nude shoots for meaningless likes and follows from perverts who are just there for the tits…you know that lack of substance following you don’t even properly execute or monetize…and that there is more to you and your voice…so you become trans for attention as kids are doing….because trans is taken seriously while tits out in underwear on internet is not.

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