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2019

23

Jul

Isabela Moner in a Bikini of the Day in a Bikini of the Day

Isabela Moner turned 18 about 10 days ago – you fucking perverts…

These pictures are of her freshly turned 18 year old tits making an appearance in a coming out party or big reveal…

She is from PERU at least ethnically on her mother’s side…she was born in OHIO…much less exciting than being an annoying college kid backpacking Machu Picchu…

She’s an idiot who says, despite being born in OHIO and her dad being white from LOUISIANA….she feels more Peruvian than American…which is some dumb shit to say when you’re fucking American but I guess we are used to American haters..

She’s best known for being in the live action DORA THE EXPLORER in 2018…I don’t think th movie has come out but if this is how you view that character in the cartoon – you’re a weirdo.

She was also in Transformers, which is a hit now that everyone is trans…

So anyway, It is summer…and summer is for bikinis….this is a bikini and we are pervy….

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2019

23

Jul

Maggie Q in a Bikini of the Day

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Maggie Q is Hollywood’s answer to asian celebrity, because she’s only half asian, and half white, so you can understand her when she says words that start with the letter “R”….

Her story is great, her dad was a soldier in Vietnam war, not a defector, but a hero….who I guess was violating local Vietnamese women like they do in the movies and evntually ended up making babies with at least one of them and to offset his guilt of raping and killing off Vietnamese villages, like in the movies, he offered to bring them both home to America….and have a life with them…a true here…

First comes Napalm, then Comes Sex with local Hookers trying to make money for food on your days off, then comes Maggie Q in a baby carriage..back in 1979…a good year…

So this old asian bitch is out in her bikini looking good cuz it is summer…and summer is for bikinis…

At least she’s skinny…not bad for a 40 year old…

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2019

23

Jul

Rachel Bilson Gets Wet of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece bikini. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to have a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts everywhere, or maybe she’s just a religious weirdo trying to find her bearings after her husband abducted her and locked her up in a Canadian farm…where he controlled her and kept her all for himself when she was a hit babe on the OC and prime candidate to get out there and slut…instead she had a kid, and now divorced is dabbling with this half naked on the internet….but barely, a little sticking in a toe in before fully getting wet/jerked off to, but I am confident ya’ll can jerk off to her…cuz perverts are good at that…

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2019

23

Jul

Bella Hadid Getting Wet of the Day

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I knew I had seen this video of Bella Hadid washing up before..but this one is far less cute…

Rat Face bitch…isn’t even as good as the first time around cuz that’s what happens when ugly girls get told they are hot by the world…they get confused, it causes a glitch in the matrix and goes against everything we know..

It’s like how fat girls on dating sites are getting fucked everyday / multiple times a day and now have confidence, while actual hot chicks need none of this shit cuz they are confident in their hotness..not overly confident cuz they think they are ugly all their lives…then the world convinces they aren’t…and they go over the fucking top…

It’s just not the way HUMANITY is supposed to work.

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2019

23

Jul

Kourtney Kardashian Desperate for Attention of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian aka the old one…is doing slutty content in her 40s, because no matter how slutty she goes, it will never be as slutty as Kim taking unprotected black cock up inside her to establish a life for her and her family that is worth billions…from porno career to billion dollar AVON ladies rocking huge brand partnerships and now working in politics cuz the world is fucking nuts, one big confusing sci/fi movie….

There is zero reason why Kim and her family went viral, they should have ended with that porno tape like so many careers died in the past because of that kind of thing, and where so many careers that were dead would get that nail in the coffin from a sex tape, where as these idiots – all of them – flourished and abused all of us with their shit….pretending they are important even though their lives barely matter….

This is all just marketing to further elevate their nonsense….but people like this one, the more wholesome one, who is a whore like the rest of them..

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2019

23

Jul

Maya Hawke Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Maya Hawke at the Once Upon a Time..in Hollywood movie premier…..

I already did a post on it, it’s huge Hollywood news….but the most important thing about the premiere from my extensive research after not being invited to the premiere since I don’t exist is….Maya Hawke’s big titties…

The daughter of UMA THURMAN, who Quentin had a crush on in a weird way and cast her in all his movies, meaning he saw this one grow up, they are friends of the family….and Uma may have even been pregnant with Maya on on of Tarantino’s set….so it’s only natural for the stalker, not Uma’s legit stalker who got arrested many years ago and got 3 years probably, but Tarantino and his variation of obsession who cast her in everything to want her baby and her baby’s big tits around to party…

If you can’t get the mom, get the 21 year old daughter…

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2019

23

Jul

Rumer Willis Almost Nipple of the Day

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This is what the world needs right now…

Demi Moore’s daughter – RUMER WILLIS – Who may or may not identify as a woman, and who may or may not identify as a human, and who may or may not identify as a Potato because that is the shape of her head….with her tits busting out…

I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis on the internet for a long time, which is pretty fucking dumb if you think about it, she’s barely trying to get famous in her own right, and it was really just slaughtering someone who had no control over being born to Demi…

I should have just fixated on Demi’s shortcomings by using RUMER as a reference to how broken Demi’s vagina / uterus / genetics are….and to draw attention to just how much Plastic Surgery she’s had…as it reminds me of a story of a China Man who sued his wife for misleading him with plastic surgery when they had an ugly kid…

That said, Rumer has gone onto get face injections, find fitness and is looking better than ever as she lives that rich kid from a broken home with a pervert stepdad life….but I could just be distracted by the tits.

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2019

23

Jul

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood TIts of the Day

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The most hyped up movie of the year that I am sure all of you are excited about…in part because you love Tarantino movies…you love Manson and his sex cult and don’t think he deserved the jail time because he planted the idea in people’s heads but wasn’t actually the one committing the crimes….but more importantly you love Leo and Brad Pitt…so dreamy…but your homosexuality is closeted so instead you fixate on Margot Robbie’s terrible Acting / American Accent / Pregnant tits….all dead….

Here are the people at the premiere….

MAYA HAWKE CUZ HER MOM IS UMA THURMAN WHO TARANTINO CREEPED ON BY PUTTING HER IN ALL HIS MOVIES…

VANESSA HUDGENS WHO I THINK IS PREGNANT WITH ELVIS’ BABY….BASED ON HER FAT UTERUS IN RECENT PICS….BUT NOT TOO PREGNANT FOR PREMIERES…

SYDNEY SWEENEY AND HER MONSTER TITS FROM EUPHORIA IN A DRESS…

SOFIA VERGARA NOT TOO OLD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE….

MARGOT ROBBIE WHO DIES IN THE MOVIE THE WAY WE WANT HER OVERRATED ASS….TO BE…

ADRIANA LIMA IS OLD AS SHIT…

MARGARET QUALLEY

BRITNEY SPEARS…A TIMELESS GODDESS

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2019

23

Jul

Selena Gomez Birthday Tits of the Day

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Here she is in Rome, braless….focus on the braless cuz that face looks pretty fucking rough.

She is celebrating her birthday, while looking really fucking rough, despite Mexican women aging pretty decent, but she’s only half Mexican so maybe that’s why….or maybe it’s just hard living, over extended, all burned out and shit at 27 because her mom, who had her at 16, and was able to carve out this dream for them, probably destroyed this girl at her core long before any Bieber relationship did.

The in and out of rehab shit is just her way of surviving, with her chronic illness that will kill her, her new kidney that will one day fail, and her face injected face and titties that I guess were an attempt to rebrand…

She’s the victim, a famous and rich victim….and she fucking looks it.

All these famous people are spoiled coddled assholes who don’t realize how easy they have it..and self destruct…Lohan all over again…who can afford to never work again…but instead keeps going back to this being famous shit….despite looking 40.

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2019

23

Jul

Willow Smith Bikini of the Day

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Willow Smith is out here in a bikini….

Not only does she have a silly fucking name, you know like JOSIE CANSECO the dad wants his legacy to be part of his baby girl….even though she’s going to inherit his legacy regardless of the name…and be a total shitty rich kid about it because Will Smith is fucking rich and these kids grew up in Calabassas with the Kardashians and are therefore shit…no matter how many vegan food truck food giveaways they coordinate for the homeless…

But she’s also got the ass of a 10 year old boy, something some people look for in 18 year old women….to keep their fetishes within the parameters of the law…

The real question is where the hell is DJ Jazzy Jeff…you know cuz parents just don’t understand….