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2019

26

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipples Probably Pregnant of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is off God or of Christ or some shit…you know one of those religious girls who goes to church because it is trendy amongst her faithless generation in an effort to have more guidance or meaning or purpose…or excuse to be a vapid fame seeking fame marrying slut who gets half naked on the instagram for model and brand partnerships….in a “like my selfie, follow me, pay me to wear bikinis, follow the Jenners around like a puppy cuz they matter and I want to matter, disgustingness but I go to church so it offsets all my deep fucking vapidity”

It’s not entirely her fault, her dad is some ex addict and he was in the program…and does a lot for Christ…

So she’s now married to Bieber, apparently they aren’t the same person, but they have probably created a person, otherwise Baldwin is just fat now that she’s a wife and can be lazy…

Who cares.

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2019

26

Jul

Isabela Moner Tit Bounce of the Day

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You cast a bitch in the Live Action Dora the Explorer….even though Dora the Explorer wasn’t some 18 year old with her tits out…and next thing you know she’s on instagram in a slutty instagram looking outfit doing some staged model walk so that she can show off her outfit…unless this is from her Tik Tok where she will proceed to break into song…

Isabella Moner is that kind of girl you wish would be moaning on your boner…and that’s what she’s named after thanks to her name being the birth of a new word…MONER….a Moan on a Boner…and the nice thing about wishing while knowing it will never come true is your ability to masturbate to her content like the porno it is.

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Posted in:Isabela Moner|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Kimberley Garner Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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No one cares about Kimberley Garner.

I used to have a meter/tracking thing on each post that would show me how many people clicked one of the stories….and Kim Garner consistently did the worst.

Two people or less care about her in the most minimally engaged way – that they passively click on a post about her hot body in a bikini…TWO people….and she’s a girl in the paparazzi, working towards a career and existing, who has already been on TV, and has homes in LA and the UK…like you’d think she’d have a few more fans….she’s hot..but I guess that is just not enough!

Here she is trying to clickbait on the internet!

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2019

26

Jul

Lisa Rinna Bikini Dance Like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Lisa Rinna’s daughters were all up on instagram being half naked attention seeking whores who are pretending to be influncers or personalities on some bootleg Kardashian/Jenner kick that all the low hanging fruit celeb children have been doing since realizing it’s easy money….and all they have to do is pose their bikinis half naked since ….this is your answer.

Their mom is the same fucking person only she didn’t have instagram – she’s too old for that whole internet thing, despite having not been sent the memo…..She had to suck dick the old fashioned way to get as famous as she got – which isn’t that famous but it was famous enough to get her the attention she craved and the life she craved….and the slut daughters she could pass her lessons to…important lessons of “get half naked, ppl like that”….onto….legacy.

So at 60, or maybe 600, she’s out here doing the same tactics the kids do, she wants in on it, it’s all she knows, dancing with her bikini on…and I guess she knows other things like taking it up the ass when needed, how to not gag when a dick is down your throat, how to make dudes cum fast so you don’t have to put unnecessary effort in..

This is awkward rich person attention seeking shit, but at least her menopause isn’t fat…and at least she’s managed to make the best out of being some plastic bitch who did Playboy a bunch of years ago…cuz that’s the kind of empowered woman/sex worker that she is.

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

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No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them…

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Liz Banks Tongue Play of the Day

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Liz Banks. Not Hot….

Liz Banks. Very rich from that shitty Pitch Perfect series that went viral…

Liz Banks. A reminder that if you’re not hot, you can pretend to be hot, and some awkward rich decision makers will confuse you for being hot, and will listen to your pitch for a dumb fucking movie series that ended up making stupid fucking money.

She just had to use her mouth tricks…like this….it separates the amateurs from the professionals…

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2019

25

Jul

Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way…

I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it.

I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy.

Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc.

If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good.

That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her.

I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny.

I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked.

As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait…

So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to.

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2019

25

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

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I like to say genetically modified Josephine Skriver….created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I would call a reverse Abortion…you know TWO HEARTS / TWO SOULS / TWO LIVES only instead of ripping the parasite out of you, they create the parasite in a test tube….place it in a surrogate….the way you GOD intended it…but not really.

It’s some designer baby shit, that in and of itself is crazy as a concept, but people clone their dogs so it’s not all that crazy….

I assume her dad’s research was funded by some rich pervert like Epstein or the guy who runs Victoria’s Secret, because if you create your woman in a lab is she even a woman, or a sex doll with human attributes and biology, who doesn’t deserve the same human rights because she is a possession, something that works for rich perverts…

What I am saying is that she looks good, even in boring as fuck photoshoots.

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2019

25

Jul

Demi Lovato Overdose Anniversary of the Day

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I don’t travel in the right circles, so I have never seen the opiate epidemic first hand in America, even though I know it’s a thing, cuz opiates are so good…

But I have seen a bunch of heroin addict opiate celebrities have overdoses the last few years, and Demi Lovato’s was probably the most hyped…even though she didn’t die from it.

The world came forward with the “Get Well Soon” without the ” YOU Rich as fuck entitled brat with everything to live for”….or the “you’re just a coddled baby and not an actual addict”….with no “we have no sympathy for you fuck, there are real addicts out there on the streets with addiction”….no one got time for this idiot’s nonsense cry for attention

The thing that offended me the most besides the sympathy as she sent herself to million dollar rehab she didn’t even notice cutting the check to cuz she has so much money…is that none of her brand partners dropped her.

In the real world, opiate addiction gets you fired, you end up on the street, doing fucked up things for a hit..

While this bitch in her mansion is out there trying to steal the sympathy from the people who need it.

I don’t know if this self involved pig has done any outreach to other addicts or done anything good with herself, she seems more like a “poor me” victim type.

I do know it’s been a year since her overdose and the overdose is the most interesting thing she’s ever done career wise…everything else is vanilla bullshit, that is manipulative marketing tactics full of insincere shit….the overdose was the one legit thing she did.

The real issue is that after the overdose – how many kids hoped on the opiate train in a “if Demi does heroin, I should too”….cuz they buy her shitty merch, tickets to her shit show, a fucking opiate seems like a logical thing to get into.

So thanks for taking opiates to the Disney Generation. Good job. Idol.

Here she is celebrating last night..

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2019

25

Jul

Emma Roberts Fitness Tits of the Day

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I am a big fan Emma Roberts…I think she’s hot, skinny, stylish and a good time…

I like that she is crazy or passionate when getting arrested for beating her boyfriend in Montreal…

I like that she’s got daddy issues, because there is no way anyone raised by Eric Roberts from A-List to F-List cokehead doesn’t have daddy issues, not that he even raised her but you know what I mean….that she is a survivor from a broken home…a broken rich person home with an Aunt who was Julia Roberts…but a broken home nevertheless….

Plus, she could have easily turned to party girl crackhead instagram whore…instead she got work, even if it was easy to get work, it’s easier to bee a n instagram whore who does nothing all day – when you’ve got ROBERTS as a last name….

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