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2019

30

Jul

Kate Hudson Fitness Erotica of the Day

Kate Hudson is some nasty mom bodied bitch doing a workout in white leggings to try to sell those leggings as she’s a huge shareholder in the fitness company she’s wearing…

Who knew Kate Hudson was the object of fitness, or someone who could sell fitness products to the ladies who like her as an actress…

I always saw her as some connected bitch, thanks to her mom and dad and stepdad, who never had to really do much to achieve what she’s achieved. She basically just got the parts Goldie was too old for…from friends of Goldie, cuz she’s Goldie..

I also saw her as some broke, Hollywood kid who filled her emptiness of having everything she wanted, including Daddy issues with a baby at a young age, on some teen mom shit.

But more importantly, as the DEVIL woman who pushed Owen Wilson…our friend…into Sucide attempts…because she is just that shitty…and apparently so is her “fitness” body…cuz bitch is a drunk.

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2019

30

Jul

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

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Mena Suvari in some American Pie / American Beauty / Alien Head revivial on the beach in a bikini….

Most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…they have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure ZONES look as good as they can….and less obvious…they all have a good side…or a better side…not all girls are good….and have spent years finding it, doing it, and know what to look for before posting it…

Mena Suvari doesn’t seem to care about hiding her GUT or thighs…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, put on hat and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….

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2019

30

Jul

Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day

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Paige VanZant rocking out in an inflatable pool, and calling out that inflatable pool, for being white trash, which may be racist to white trash everywhere, but that they won’t realize cuz they can’t read and that they won’t argue because it is their dream to see this UFC champ mud wrestle the way women were supposed to before this feminist thing got them fighting in legit sport and the PC movement got mud wrestling banned from most bars. IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN…JERKS…you know what else objectifies women? Women and their tits…and willingness to show off the tits for me to jack off to. Thanks. Don’t beat me strong trained killer lady. Thanks.

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2019

30

Jul

Sophie Mudd Attention Seeking of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a relative nobody, but she’s signed to some talent agency, whatever that means.

She’s best known on the internet for her big tits on her small frame…but still virtually unknown in the mainstream. You another instagram set of tits with fake numbers and fans who is faking it til she makes it.

I follow her and she pops up in my feed alot, maybe she knows how to game the facebook algorithm.

She posted this after a series of non-tit-specific pics – cuz she was craving numbers, attention, stats….data…the way the kids do these days.

It was probably posted with a “felt cute may delete later” caption set to big tits….

It was also reposted to her instagram story to make sure anyone not seeing her static posts but seeing her stories would click through to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.

All a lot of effort for a fucking titty pic I think…it should really sell itself.

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2019

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Tits in Rome of the Day

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Look how happy Selena Gomez is with her tits out, because I guess she hasn’t died of LUPUS yet. Apparently, if it is early detected, which it was, you can live a normal life. When you’re rich and you can harvest organs in your pool house, you can probably live longer…but having a disease like that would fucking suck no matter who you are, or how rich you are…so nothing funny about LUPUS or the bloat the meds give you…

The only good thing about her LUPUS is that she’s not crying bi-polar, since there is nothing more than “Mental Health” cries from anyone, especially celebs, for their slip ups and failures….”I had a heroin overdose cuz I’m bi-polar” kind of thing.

What an awesome and invisible excuse to carry you through life you wimp. We all have issues. We are all crazy. We all have anxiety and depression. Life sucks…and we evolved into these lazy pigs who sit all day….lifestyle man…it’s the lifestyle man.

I do like that Selena is in and out of rehab, like a crazy person, even though I hate mental health as an excuse in life, I love it as a personality trait, because it is fun, passionate and exciting…I also think it’s funny that as rich and famous as she is, she’s still an insecure weirdo cuz if I was a slutty Disney kid like her, I’d be fucking cruising. I’d be doing ridiculousness. I’d have staff specifically hired for that ridiculousness, you know to keep things fun…because even as a broke ass degenerate I think everything around me is HILARIOUS…just imagine if I had the resources to really exploit all that…I can guarantee that running to rehab like a little bitch crying about mom problems that aren’t real problems, besides the terminal disease which should be dealt in one simple way…going all fucking out….like what have you got to lose, it’s not like LUPUS isn’t gonna kill you. Go nuts.

This is not her going nuts…but she does have a new face and tits, maybe a product of HAILEY BALDWIN stealing her man..or maybe BARNEY molested her and she’s all fucked up now. WHO KNOWS…

Selena Gomez

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2019

29

Jul

Heidi Klum Easy Access of the Day

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Heidi Klum is out here starting a new Fashion trend because she is a fashion icon who has worked in fashion since leaving that shitty promo underwear brand that made her…

The outfit is something that has been huge in the gay community forever…especially the gay community in Berlin where she is from…and where the gays meet up at sex clubs listening to Techno to have aggressive anal sex now that PREP makes AIDS from ANAL no longer a death sentence…

I guess she’s bringing it to the mainstream…for you all to see…and as it turns out these assless pants are the best pants when on some 75 year old ex model who doesn’t look 75….it’s a window into a mysterious world that has seen so much cock….her legacy….not so good when on a dude.

Anyway, fantasize about her easy access, direct line to the anus hole, doing the work you’d have to do if ever you got close enough to Heidi Klum to have your way with her cuz you know she wouldn’t be doing that voluntarily…

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2019

29

Jul

Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…so fit that as she nears menopause her musculature is slowly making her look more and more like a man….thank god for those fake tits and long hair so we know what she identifies as…and really there is no evidence that she is not a man, or that she didn’t start as a man, she is Brazilian which for years was the hub of trannies…it’s a cultural thing…

She’s the VS model who hasn’t done much since VS but workout. She still walks the runway show, for whatever fucking reason and her body is fucking solid…especially in this doughy era of fat chicks…so I support her strict dieting and hard fitness work…it’s more impressive to look at than a bitch who doesn’t try…

Plus this pool bike shit, you know spin in a pool cuz it offers resistance is not only cool, but a great way for her to stick a dildo to the seat and none of us would be the wiser…slide the bikini to the side and go…assuming that she doesn’t have a dick…which we can’t due to her Brazilian musculature…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is hot.

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2019

29

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Bike Short Generation. It’s the short of the year. The short all thee kids are wearing. It’s the cut-off leggings that are far better to look at on these instagram whores than the soon to be retired dentist in the neighborhood who loves to bike to the grocery store and show us all what he’s working with…while when girls do it..it’s hot…even Hailey Baldwin cuz you can see her full Christian cunt squeezing out as it tries to eat thee shorts….it’s a trend I like…something I’ve always liked…Pussy Definition…the new cleavage.

Even the freaky married Jesus Freaks are about that show the world your pussy hustle…I guess it’s written in the bible…

We can see so much of her pussy that I feel like I can see Beiber’s testicles….but that could be my imagination…what a weird thing to imagine.

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2019

29

Jul

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora with her hard nipples trying to get another record deal or something…

She is an Albanian popstar like DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA …I guess 30 years ago, Albania produced a bunch of girls that would grow up to be slutty on the internet to promote their singing…

Communism man…or I guess Communism woman…where communism killed off all the useless bitches and kept the big titty singers who like showcasing their tits so that the public pay attention to them….

Rita Ora, or Bootleg Kelly Osborne as I like to call her because she used to look like Kelly Osborne when she came to America…to be a fame whore scenester….who was everywhere, fucked all the right people so that she could chart and she did chart…allowing her to focus on her favorite aspect of the job…showing off the AWESOME tits…

more – updated today – cuz I don’t want to do another post on her…

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2019

29

Jul

Monica Bellucci Still Hot of the Day

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Monica Bellucci is still hot at 54 years old, must be all the olive oil. Natures lubrication for anal sex.

I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse who was fucking the fat secretary or “receptionist” or “administrative assistant” depending on what level of fucking pussy who hates traditional gender norms…and who doesn’t call a stwardess a stewardess or a Air Waitress but instead subscribes to the non-gender specific “Flight Attendant” …shut the fuck up you Christmas Hating fuck…Yes..cuz you’re the same asshole who wishes people a Happy Holiday because you fear offending them…fuck you can offend someone by saying “I thought you were a girl” while realizing they have a dick in their panties…on your TINDER dry hump sessions….

Anyway….I used to work with this Greek pervert in a Warehouse and he’d just go on an on about fucking the fat secretary up the ass using Olive Oil…making the kind of salad he was into…shit on dick…salad…

This has nothing to do with Monica Bellucci at 54…but I used to get my haircut before I gave up on life a decade ago….when Bellucci was 44 by some Italian guy…and he would just talk about her tits..and how great they are despite her age…which I guess is rare in Italy as the woman usually have full beards and are 300 pounds of Ravioli by 44….while this bitch is still someone you’d want to put your dick in her ravioli….which isn’t saying much….we’d fuck anything…including seniors at the home who have alzheimers so that no one believes them when they tell on you – so some hot busty famous Italian at 54 is a no brainer…

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