2019
06
Aug
Kaley Cuoco is in her bra and dancing because she’s made 100s of millions of dollars playing the hot chick on a nerd show, which is nice because you don’t have to be an actual hot chick to be the hot chick on a nerd show, nerds only get hot chicks when they sell their dot com empires for over 10 million dollars – the sweet spot being over 100 million dollars….
But that didn’t stop Kaley Cuoco for buying a set of tits.
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Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Charlotte McKinney is naked because it is her Birthday….or maybe these pics are just circulating because they are her best work and also because it is her Birthday….I have a hard time believing that the internet cares enough about Charlotte Mckinney to know it is her Birthday and to dedicate a nude shot of hers to her for her birthday…and I am inclined to think this was all strategic on her end. You know, “let’s release birthday suit pics on my birthday for a story people pick up”. It’s not like that would take too much planning or strategy….and either way, however it happened or for whatever reason it happened, Charlotte McKinney looks far better naked than clothed….which is probably the case for most people…I just don’t fully understand why her nipples are “stars”…like stop that right now…if you’re going to be bold….be bold this censor a nipple thing is so dated….let’s be progressive going into one year closer to being too old to jack off to.
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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Camila Mendes on a boat with Vanessa Morgan and Kiernan Shipka because I guess the CW wants all their trash to partner up and vacation together for the paparazzi as it is good press for their show, and not a bad gig for the girls who are already loving life thanks to making it in the world as CW actors on both Riverdale and the Spinoff Sabrina the Teenage Witch…an Archie Comics Double Digest that has nothing to do with the Archie Comics I used to read as a weird pervert immigrant child….
Point being, none of the actors are hot….which is weird when you have a shit show…and weird when you factor in that I am an obese, impotent, pussy loving pervert that has fucked some gross shit in my life…yet I look at Veronica and Sabrina and think…”how did they get on TV”….
The black girl, Vanessa Morgan is pretty good though. I am not just saying that cuz she’s from OTTAWA CANADA our Nation’s capital….and I am not saying that because Canada doesn’t have Free Speech laws and if I said anything else these Politically Correct overly nice, so nice it’s racist, good people of my country would say it is hate speech…I am saying it cuz look at that ass….I see Veronica trying…but she’s not where she needs to be, even if she’s got a more important part on the show and makes more money being in the core cast….Vanessa Morgan is winning here….because when girls get together in bikinis…It’s a competition, they just don’t know it…even though they totally know it…as they struggle to be the hottest one….
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Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW
2019
06
Aug
I would have to say the biggest fail, other than overall failure, in my life…because overall, or top level failure as I like to call it is encompassing, but even when living that failure life, opportunities happen and if you havee a failure mentality from all the failure that’s created the cloud of top level, overall, encompassing failure…you don’t see them…and if you’re me….the biggest opportunity from doing this site happened when COURTNEY STODDEN or her team/publicist who I guess I had some sort of connection to from other shit he worked on before STODDEN…you know I have a website so people have me on email lists…usually accidental cuz when I email back for more details they retract the interview request….but in this case…he invited me to her Halloween party…and I didn’t go. I am broke in Canada…I can’t jet set to LA to stay in a hotel for a Courtney Stoddeen party…but I should have tried to figure it out and make it happen…because she’s great….
I am not delusional, like when a blogger I hated from back in the titty blog days went to LA on all his blogger money, cuz these bloggers used to make 100k a month, I never did, but the Google Ads running blogs did, anyway, he was invited to LA to see Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show…which was a relevant blog for nerds..and motherfucker thought she’d think he was a cool blogger guy and fucking sit or shit on his face but instead treated him like the fan boy loser he is, you know a give him a signed 8×10 to jerk off to, that’ll make his day….cuz bloggers are idiots…
So the goal wasn’t to have sex with Stodden, it was to be there for thee LOLz of it…but I didn’t go, so there’s not much of a story here, other than her clown-like titties!! Wonderful clown-like, circus, titties!!
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Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW
2019
06
Aug
Amanda Cerny is pretty trash. She was a gutter Playboy girl because Playboy was the only work or coverage she could get back when they were falling the fuck apart and no one gave a fuck about them…
She was smart enough to partner up with all the VINE kids back when VINE was a thing and before VINE was TikTok….and she played their comedic “hot chick” despite not being hot…these VINE kids were just getting started, weren’t stupid rich, and any girl in Playboy was good enough for them….it helped get them hits…even if she was the one from Playboy with mangled tits.
Obviously, the VINE thing showed the world another side to her, another talent, because it does take some sort of something to make 10 second comedy videos, I can’t even make any comedy videos….my brain just doesn’t work like that…which is why I am talking about hr tits and you’re not all talking about my tits…
So now she’s got a shit ton of followers, brand deals, is making money and as unattractive as I think she is, my opinion doesn’t matter cuz she’s won….and all it took was some nudity at a young age to get it all started – so remember that girls….get naked.
Here she is NOT NAKED.
How about a few of her ghetto Playboy pics…with really messed up tits…but I guess we all had to get our start somewhere…
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Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW
2019
05
Aug
Bella Thorne put on a bikini for her social media – i saw it happen over the weekend but waited until today to post it – because I have more interesting and important shit to do….like stare at the wall.
I figure anyone who likes Bella Thorne is going to be already following her every move on social media, it’s not like you have better things to do, so to repost her shit as if it is an exclusive, when it’s been broadcast to millions…is a pretty silly concept.
I think we can collectively agree that Bella Thorne is an uninteresting idiot who knows how to draw attention and create noise around herself…and that her fanbase is into her, find her interesting, exciting, one of them….thanks to her opening up and talking abut periods and other girl things….which has allowed her to be a “best selling” writer…who can’t write…thanks to having the ability to funnel fans to buy shit she tells them to..
I think we can all agree that the general public are idiots who don’t know what they like, but have credit cards they can use to buy things they think they should like. We can all agree that Bella Thorne looks like a greasy fucking mess…and we can all agree that her naked or half naked is her at her best thanks to her young, fit enough body…and that alone is worth looking at on social media…
While everything else about her is pretty shameless, pretty vile and looks like it smells, just not bad enough for us to saw no to unprotected sex with it, if the opportunity came up….social media…what fucking weirdness…
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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW
2019
05
Aug
Bebe Rexha lookin STUFFED up in this shirt, or possibly shooting the live action Muppets, where she plays Miss Piggy. FOR REAL…I don’t think any famous person besides Reese Witherspoon has ever had such a legit Miss Piggy look. I had no idea that Miss Piggy was Albanian…
That said, she’s been in the scene for a decade thanks to winning some songwriter contest as a teen, getting signed, partnering up with Pete Wentz and going onto write Eminem and Rihanna’s – “The Monster” and Selena Gomez’s – “Like a Champion” but instead of taking the backseat and continuing to write for other people, where she found success…she decided to use her connections and cultivate a solo career…using those connections to piggy back off of….
So this fat girl, with a solid career, a bunch of money and a dream focused on that dream and luckily for her it finally, 10 years later, coincided with society embracing fat people and wanting fat people to be the idols we look up to…so she now exists….and with fat chicks comes fat tits and with fat tits comes you. Pervert.
Even when the tits are being squeezed the fuck out like it was a crime of passion….cuz her corset’s too damn small…
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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW
2019
05
Aug
Something really weird is happening with this Daphne Laan’s botched tit job….
She is apparently an IMG model, which is a pretty prestigious agency to be signed to, even in this era of agencies signing anyone in the hopes they go viral. She’s got an interesting face and I can see what they thought they were getting with her when they signed her….a tall skinny interesting faced model….but as it turns out they got some trashy sugar baby thing in attention seeking photoshoots for the paparazzi…showcasing shitty plastic surgery tit scars…because nothing on the internet is real…specially not the hot chicks trying to make it…and by make it, I mean land a rich dude to sugar baby for.
I still like what is going on here, but I’ve also spent a lot of time in strip clubs and this kind of tit is “par for the course”…so she’s speaking to my pervert soul or some shit.
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Posted in:Daphne Laan|SFW
2019
05
Aug
Josie Canseco the trash that Jose Canseco’s sperm created in some HOOTERS waitress while he was a hopped up on steroids, is out here making moves, thanks to having a rich and famous athlete daddy who finances her life…..
She’s fit. She’s all American. She was recently cast by Victoria’s Secret like she was some kind of tranny in one of Victoria’s Secret’s confusing tactics to target a younger crowd and doing it through some basic sorority looking girl with a recognizable name….who I don’t think is that famous, known, or liked…
But she is fit, has a great body, looks good, and is showing here ass crack like a plumber or like the fat girl I saw in the park with pants too small, and an ass crack too big, that I am sure I could have put my entire head in, had I asked politely instead of trying to get a pic of it, only to be busted trying to get a pic of it….it’s a reminder that things are better when a skinny blonde is doing it in a bikini…all things are better when a skinny blonde in a bikini is doing it…from being raped to being yelled at for being a pervert to doing any and all activities from Escape Rooms, to Driving Ranges to Go Karting….if a skinny blonde in a bikini is there…we good.
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Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW
2019
05
Aug
Rita Ora is on vacation in Spain and with vacation comes bikini pics…bikini pics was the foundation of Social Media. The reason social media really worked. It tapped into a girl’s natural instinct to want to pose in bikini pics, especially if she watches what she eats and works out a few times a week, and spent 100 or more dollars on a bikini….and it tapped into a dude’s natural instinct to see girls he knows or works with half naked. The Vacation Pics….
Yes, the celebs or the aggressive attention seeking fame whores looking to become celebs took this over, and fed us bikini pics until they became celebs like Rita Ora…who I guess deserves what she has got….cuz of great tits.
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