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2019

19

Sep

Katrina Bowden Facetuned and Wet of the Day

KATRINA BOWDEN is basically a nothing. She was on American Pie 7 – The Search for Jason Bigg’s wife’s Placenta to make Placenta Pie with. You know a huge hit for the franchise…

The only reason I am posting this is because bitch got an “Influencer” travel gig promoting some nonsense hotel in Hawaii in exchange for a free stay, and bitch forgot to change the filename of the pics, and it’s saved as FACETUNE – the app these girls use to rebuilt themselves for social media pics. Fake shit….it’s all fake shit…even women you don’t remember are doing it…

LIES EVERYWHERE!

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2019

19

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez has got some optical illusion pants on.

They remind me of the 90s MAGIC EYE posters that were all over your high school….that you’d look at crosseyed and see some bullshit 3D thing…

I assume her tactic with her optical illusion pants is for you to look at her crosseyed and see what you perceive is a hot chick and not some rich entitled over achiever who can’t hang up her fat ass and try to live her best retired life behind the scenes…producing, chilling, finding hobbies that don’t alienate us as perverts, forcing us to look at 50 year olds sexually when we want NONE of that.

I get that there’s a market of perverts and middle age women who love J.LO and her fitness that is a mix of plastic surgery injections, constant working out, and a crazy diet…

There is also a market of J.Lo superfans….then the whole Puerto Rican people that she has exploited pretending to be culturally Puerto Rican, despite not knowing a word of Spanish.

But for the general people just go away and focus on raising your damn kids. That’s the most important job a woman needs to put her energy in. Especially J.Lo, she’s stupid rich, continuing the vapid celebrity life instead of giving back to the world as a full time job…is typical and as disgusting as her mom pussy being hugged by her optical illusion pants…

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2019

19

Sep

Emma Rose Kenney Titty Bounce of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is the fat daughter who I think was a teen mom on Shameless. That William Macy show that allowed him to bribe his kids into college and blame his wife….

I have seen a few episodes of the show, I found it obnoxious. If anything it was cultural appropriation, not that white trash has culture but is still a culture…

Hollywood rich people basically mocking poor drunk addicts, making a big fucking joke about it, like it’s so funny to see people suffering from the system in which we live in, and that they have no idea what it is actually like from their cushy mansions…

Putting on meth scars, and mocking living failure, sex work, stealing for drugs and all that other shit, all while EMMY ROSSUM’s rich cunt face pretends to hold the family together.

It’s just fucking dumb.

Not to mention, they threw every obscure degenerate shock value concept into the show’s storyline, to prove how “edgy” and “out there” they are…

They’ve covered everything short of Necrophilia in the least compelling way.

Things like “Drunk Guy gets dick stuck in blender during a Homeless challenge, while his teen daughter is pregnant with what they think is his child thanks to one night on opiates, only to discover the baby is born black so it’s not from his molesting but rather from her high school dance she only went to because she wanted to support her gay brother’s dance routine before he gets shipped off to the Army while the other brother is caught fucking a motorcycle cuz he’s now sober and loves motorcycles so much he’s a mechanic “…

Or whatever goes on on that dumb fucking show….that has made this one exist and allows her to sow us that she understands the importance of her tits and how it applies to social media content…so here they are bouncing.

I’ve never found her hot, but you don’t need to be hot to have tits worth jerking off to.

That is not to say these tits are worth jerking off to….but they are worth looking at according to me and since this is my site I’m posting it.

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2019

19

Sep

Rita Ora Slutty of the Day

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I saw some concert pics of Rita Ora yesterday. They weren’t that good so I am not going to dig for them…but I will say that her upper thigh was more of an upper thigh you’d see on a 30 year old sloppy tit bitch, with cellulite pock marks, you know DIMPLES of cottage cheese, which as dudes we know even skinny bitches have that. It’s part of being a woman..

YET this ass shot has none of that…because the bitch photoshops her fucking ass..

So the message this bitch…who we all knew was a fake bitch, but who presents herself as who fucking knows – BIG NATURALS….. I guess…is just another bitch photoshopping herself to be hotter than she actually is according the the TOXIC MASCULINE world that actually doesn’t care if fat tits have a flat sloppy ass. We’re used to it.

The fact is that WOMEN are the one perpetuating this “NARRATIVE” and blaming men.

Here’s her photoshopped ass anyway.

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2019

18

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Print of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin wearing pants that hug her like her daddy never did….

I’m sure Alec, post Comedy Roast no one watched or cared to watch, is very proud of this sea creature he created, which is why he has blocked her number, lives across the country, and keeps knocking up his Yoga Instructor to make-up for the disappointmnent he made with Bassigner….

It’s like the 1800s, when families would have a dozen kids in hope that 2-3 survive into adulthood..only the rich celeb version where instead of dying they are exiled to Malibu, where they are in and out of rehab, paid off with a solid allowance that allows for shitty prison tattoos…

The funny thing about her, besides her sheer SIZE is that she could have been an actual influencer. She had the tits, she wasn’t fat, she did the beach thing when it was easy clickbait…but she self destructed and this is what we’re left with….which I guess is about 60 pounds too more than we need.

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2019

18

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless of the Day

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Julianne Hough used to fuck Ryan Seacrest…and I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest and I know the stories so to assume this mormon was anything mormon….when really she was everything someone who grew up mormon that denounced mormonism because it limited her in her whoring out to become a TV Dancer….would become….a fucking dirtbag…you know a fit, high energy, eager girl with all the fucking moves. Ready to fuck her way to wherever she needs to go thanks to all the training in both dancing and fucking…thanks to her brother who you all think is queer…but is far from queer when it comes to fucking his sister, not cuz she looks like a dude, but because she looks like him and their connection is so deep, only they understand each other…

ANYWAY….

The point of the story is Julianne Hough is totally overrated….and that’s all I have to say about that.

HERE SHE IS IN A YELLOW DRESS TO COVER ALL THAT SQUIRT….CUZ SQUIRT IS PEE…PROVE ME WRONG….

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2019

18

Sep

Kaya Scodelario Bikini of the Day

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Kaya Scodelario and NO one cares because they have no idea who KAYA SCODELARIO is…you know one of those working actor types who is richer than you but that still retains her anonymity and can go everywhere she wants without being hassled by the perverts…

But I guess the nudes to social media is an attempt to change that cuz all these famous bitches or working actors hope to land that role of a lifetime to become the next Meryl Streep and if this is all it takes to get there…then fucking get your pants off bitches….

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2019

18

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp with her hard nipples.. not boat fucking Timothé that BOAT FUCKER…

The big conspiracy going on right now is that people are saying that she’s not actually Johnny Depp’s daughter but instead is actually JOHNNY DEPP in COSTUME…

You know some MOVIE magic to troll the world, and to give him a second career as a young actress who is the daughter of a star….his BEST ROLE yet….some Andy Kaufman fuck with everyone shit…

But at least his MORPH SUIT has cute tits with hard nips…

AT LEAST.

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2019

18

Sep

Nina Agdal Bodysuit Pussy Print of the Day

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I don’t find Nina Agdal interesting or relevant. I don’t think she’s a compelling character who brings anything to the table/ world / anything.

I don’t find her hot. I don’t think she going to have much more of a career, or should have a career. She is just a fucking nothing.

So it is all down here from here for her, but that applies to ALL women on their 19th birthday….

This only existed because of Sports Illustrated when they were still a thing. She had a rocking fit body to divert with her forehead that could be caused by Downs Syndrome and was able to work the SI thing hard…

She is now washed up…but probably not as washed up as you’d like a pussy to be….some things just can’t be washed off…

Luckily for her, while doing the whole SI thing, she integrated herself amongst the rich dudes who are too busy to look too far into her, but instead get excited by the sheer fact she was in Sports Illustrated. Like living out a boyhood dream because rich dudes are lame as fuck, and take whatever they think is “of value”…or “cool” or that will make them stand out amongst other rich dudes without realizing this one isn’t hot, doesn’t offer much, and doesn’t deserve the payment or lifestyle…the child support cuz she’s looking to get knocked up…

She’s probably a pro manipulator, not that rich guys need much manipulating, they are idiots. I mean clearly a pro manipulator because she’s made it this far being this unattractive…just a master of manipulating men…

She even scored the job of Leo DiCaprio beard for a solid two weeks to get the other rich guys thinking she’s more valuable than she is….something pretty queer, but rich dudes are weirdos, and think “yeah I can get a girl Leo stuck his dick in, I’m cool, I’ve made it”….as pathetic as that is as a concept – it’s truth.

So Nina will have a fine future…aging…let’s hope her head isn’t going to grow anymore than it already has cuz then she’ll just become an obscure bobble fetish for an obscure rich guy….cuz I guess there’s something for everyone to jack off to…but this ain’t it for me.

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2019

18

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Skinny Dipping of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney can afford a home with a pool now…

I guess she can also afford to not fully expose her huge tits we’ve finally seen thanks to Euphoria….and they are massive.

I call them “the tits she kept hidden in her early career, at least to us, the AUDIENCE…but not to the casting directors and producers who thought “this ones good, she can do big things with those tits, lets make her the next big thing, we need a next big thing, all the other big things are old, played out, and egotistical assholes cuz we’ve created monsters”……

They first launched a year or two ago, got her cast on some hit shows of a year or two ago, and we had no idea the tits were there….but thanks to EUPHORIA we now know….but also thanks to Euphoria she’s a thing and doesn’t need to show us the tits shamelessly, she gets paid for that.

Which I think is discrimination – we should all be treaded like we were producers who could help her career…but instead we are treated second rate. Where is the support group or activist group to fight this INJUSTICE in society…this CLASSISM…this all people should be treated equal and have access to the same things like a young Sweeney set of MONSTER tits.

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