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2015

26

Jun

Scout Taylor Compton Pose of the Day

Scout Taylor Compton was in a movie called The Runaways….a movie about Joan Jett’s all girl band int he 70s…where I guess she was with Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart rocked out in an idiotic biopic that involved little shorts…that probably remind you of a simpler time where you could get away with recruiting the neighbor’s hot daughters and turning them into instant stars, like you were Usher and they were bieber, and no charges would be made for enforcing the blowjob as part of the training program…

I’ve never heard of her, but I like the pictures she posts of herself on instagram…in a bikini showing off flexibility…

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2015

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It turns out that when people have a casual conversation about porn at the table next to you, they don’t really want your expert opinion on the industry, that I am not part of, but that I am slotted amongst because I post nipple pics…

It turns out that when you start talking about anal scenes being included in the 1000 dollar per/scene rate when years ago a pornstar could upsell her asshole, as they eat their birthday cake, while celebrating their grandmother’s birthday….they’ll ask you to leave them alone….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Gay Marriage is Now Legal…Facebook Activists are Happy
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Jennifer Lawrence Being Silly
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Lady Gaga Showing her Tits
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Jumping Over the Subway Tracks
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A Bunch of Whores Promoting Water
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Fat Chrissy Teigen Eating Spaghetti
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This Bristol Palin Story is Great
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27 Dead in a TUnisan Hotel
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Summer Fails
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This is Not Me
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Pre-Teen Kylie and Kendall
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Duckling Grows in 73 Seconds
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Tallulah Willis Ass Flash
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Jared Leto Channels The Joker…Even When He’s Not on Set
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2015

25

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

25

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day

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Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star…

I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties..

Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family..

That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to :

My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom

Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it…

Here’s her dance video..

A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT

Here are some pics of her from social media…

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2015

25

Jun

Rose McGowan and a Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the DAy

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The Rumor is that Rose McGowan was objectified by Adam Sandler’s casting team for one of his shitty fucking movies that makes him too much money based on his talent alone…

They specifically told her to wear a cleavage shirt, a note probably written by her agent in hopes she’d finally get work and make him money…

She exposed him, while thinking she was exposing Adam Sandler…for being a womanizing prick, you can assume he is…you know seeing as he has the mental capacity of a 14 year old Jewish boy who loves basketball…and now her agent fired her..

For those of you who don’t know, Rose McGowan in the early 2000s, used her tits to get famous…

All this to say, hollywood loves whores, so if you want to be in hollywood, you have to be a whore, and when you’ve made it in hollywood and don’t have to be a whore anymore, you don’t need to take a higher than thou stance and ruin it for all the up and coming whores…

It is a vapid, empty, money grubbing place…where the men get fake tans and botox and the women like their money…

Anyone involved in the industry is a fucked up pervert weirdo….so asking for cleavage, is probably more a testament of her agent’s opinion of her talent…and not so much Adam Sandler’s needs, as many people have already seen her tits…

All this to say, I like Rose McGowan….and hate Adam Sandler, so Team #Rose, but this is an idiotic story with no real point proved…even though she’s not a fan of me…

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2015

25

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

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This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough….

I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits…

I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend…

Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics..

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2015

25

Jun

Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

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I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers.

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2015

25

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Demonstrating the Low Standard of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes has a pretty rugged looking face…and really body…but she’s one of Sports Illustrated’s champion bikini models, because I guess Sports Illustrated caters to white trash middle americans with no real taste in women, but who know one thing, and that thing is “TITS”…because this face is so beat the fuck up with injections, fillers and botox, that Samantha Hoopes looks like a fucking sex doll, and I guess she probably is one, to the right rich guy, it’s not like these Sports Illustrated bitches make any money, they just use the platform to bed athletes…obviously..

The funny thing is I think she says she’s 24 years old…I know 35 year old gutter porn chicks who look more wholesome and delicate than this…and those girls do facial abuse porn…

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Here she is in a bikini Photo CLIKC HERE

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2015

25

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is the New Lindsay Lohan of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is the new Lindsay Lohan, but not really that new, she’s been around for a while and is pretty old or really Lindsay Lohan, because I am sure Seyfried hates being called Lohan, an who really cares what Lohan hates being called, because Lohan doesn’t matter, even though to me she’ll always matter, but Seyfried was in Mean Girls with Lohan and has since gone on to steal all of Lohan’s movie roles….because Lohan is a fucking crackhead…in a bikini…in these pics…

The fact is, Seyfried is a better actress, has a better career, and is hotter than Lohan, but I am still a Lohan believer, and everytime I see Seyfried done up at an event promoting a movie she’s in….I think “That should be Lohan”…maybe I hate Seyfriend because she fucks the Mac Guy…but that’s probably not the issue, seeing as I never care about what girls put in their vaginas, as long as I get to stare at their tits…in pics, videos or occassionally in person…

Either way, nice cornrows…

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2015

25

Jun

Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day

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Chelsea Handler is an attention seeking comedian, who’s best joke is her mocking attention seeking fame whores, by being one…

It’s the kind of Parody that people like Perez Hilton did, yes I just referenced Perez Hilton, he’s on Chelsea Handler’s level of importance, a celebrity blogger who was so obsessed with being a celebrity that he hated celebrities, only to become a celebrity, who is now doing stage shows as an actor, as life has a funny way of working out for people…who aren’t me…

This hustle worked for her years ago, many years ago, and is the reason she had a career, but instead of doing it behind closed doors like when she was cute, now she’s doing it publicly…because it makes more noise I guess…

So here she is taking a bath, even though she can’t wash the filth off her, that she’s in her blood stream….but some people, mainly inbred farmers find washing pigs erotic…so here..

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