Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement…
You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special…
Karrueche Tran is in a bathing suit…and more interestingly enough…she’s not getting beat up by Chris Brown…which would probably make these pictures more interesting….but she is milking the fact that she dates Chris Brown…mocking us…because if she didn’t date him, and wasn’t in the media every day because of him, she’d probably be a little more graphic in her crotch shots…as no one would know who she was, would love her, would care about her, or talk about how crazy it is for a girl to date a “woman beater” assuming Rihanna is a woman, something that hasn’t been confirmed yet, as Caitlin Jenner’s more ladylike than her, even if he’s just putting on a show for ratings…
Right….
What the fuck does this have to do with Karrueche Tran?…Who cares…more importanttly….who the fuck is Karrueche Tran.
If you watch this on mute, you can imagine the recently divorced, woman in her sexual prime who already has a kid so you know she likes creampies, demonstrating how she’d rock your dick in her mouth, like she was still in the Disney Executive offices negotiating another season of whatever show she was on….back when she got famous….
If you don’t watch this on mute, you may want to punch her in the face.
Vanessa Hudgens posted a picture of her and her twin in the same pose and bikini on instagram…because I guess she wanted us to know that there are two of her…and not just her busty sister:
Or maybe she’s just using stupid effects on her phone in attempts to make a picture interesting, which as someone who has been sending and releasing nudes since she was 17….you’d think she’d have mastered the selfie, cameraphone picture by now…you know when the world went “WTF, that’s the worst nude I’ve ever seen, and she’s rumored to be 17 and it should be the best nude based on that alone, how did she fuck this up”….she’d take a course or something….
But I guess that’s asking too much from a lazy celebrated actress…
I guess Lady Gaga is on vacation. It’s a rough life scamming the general public who was at one point in time desperate for a leader who represent progress, even if it was a lie and she wasn’t authentic at all, but rather a flash in the pan that worked for a minute, made her money and that people just sort of moved on from.
I’m sure she’s still got the core fan base, she may even be a talented musician / singer, but she knew her looks alone wouldn’t get her where she needed to go, so she just dancing monkey-ed herself…and it was all distracting…getting naked, showing her ass, anything to avoid that face…
Well, now she’s on vacation, in a skimpy bikini, reminding me that I am all about fat chicks now, the rounder the better, partially because girls are getting fatter and fatter and what was once fat is now below average in size…but also because a juicy fat ass speaks to me on an animalistic level…
But then again, Gaga’s always been thick…before she was famous she did a small show at a club in Canada, and I somehow fondled her ass without her realizing it…from the other side of some bottle service booth she was at…and that juicy was solid…and ever since….pretty much her entire career..I’ve totally been down with her ass that looks sloppy, that is the size of sloppy, but that felt like 18 and fit…even though she wasn’t…
So hate all she represents, call her out for her scam, point out her thick thighs the hip hop world will embrace…but that round ass…even if attached to the worst thing ever…will always be a winner to me…
Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh…
Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene…
Her three reasons she was fed….are:
1- She’s used it her whole life?
I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES.
2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one…
I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value…
Bullshit…
3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun?
Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit…
Ads would be far more interesting if she said:
My three reasons for doing this are:
1- They offered me lots of money and I like money.
2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money.
3- Money is fun….
I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores.
Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt.
Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone…
Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to.
She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong…
Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele…
I assume LIndsay Lohan is getting paid to promote something called Cryotherapy, which is some ridiculous locking yourself in chamber to help who the fuck cares…
But I like to think LIndsay Lohan is getting treatment for her genital warts, that have spread to her entire body, those freckles aren’t freckeles….because I know people who have warts and they get cryotherapy to remove those wards…and Lohan seems like someone with the sexual history where warts are the least of her concern….but coupled with a weak immune system due to other ailments…shit takes the fuck over that you gotta take a cryotherapy bath…
I guess, I just like thinking about Lohan…I will not admit or believe that she’s done, expired or over. The comeback tour will happen….just after she gets rid of these damn warts…
Anna Kendrick is a massive star. Everyone fucking loves her. She constantly gets work. I assume it is based on being accessible as fuck, average at best, where girls and gay guys think she’s just fabulous, probably thanks to Pitch Perfect…all it takes is one likeable character…
I find her irritating, at least to look at, because I don’t hear words when people like her tale, so whether a good actor or not doesn’t matter…not that I think acting is something you can be good at, but rather just a fucking scam as a whole, I wouldn’t know, because I”m too irritated to notice…
I assume it stems from her weird mouth….or maybe it is her in a weirdo one-piece…but this is the first time I’m seeing that…and my dislike of her is deep-rooted…just fuel to the not hot enough to be as rich and famous as she is hustle..
Taylor Swift has it all figured out. She has mastered getting people talking about her because they feel an intense emotionally connection to her. She’s been marketed as speak to the public’s needs and wants…and in doing that she’s always managed to come out on top. She’s always the victim…and one of the stories she was a victim in was that she had no belly button, because she always wore high waisted bathing suits…
Well, it looks like with her hundreds of millions of dollars…coupled with being the novelty person models and other celebrities like having around because she’s Taylor Swift….she’s either bought a belly button…or forund the confidence to show it off…being silly, because all of this is silly, the fact she makes as much as she does doing what she does is silly, so fuck with the media with one of your minions being cute…and I guess what it comes down to is that I’d totally fuck her belly button or really any part of her if she let me…I get turned on by social manipulating skinny girls who put out…making silly jokes.
