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2015

10

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

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I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up…

Let me repeat:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

One more time:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life…

It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation…

And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat…

Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

10

Jun

Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to…

So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is..

But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens…

Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30….

Posted in:Abbie Cornish|SFW

2015

10

Jun

Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

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Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit…

What the fuck am I talking about…

That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media….

Posted in:Alexa Vega|SFW

2015

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When normal, everyday girls start sending you unsolicited sex videos of them and their boyfriends…because they want to do porn…I realize…that when I started the site I was just hoping for tit pics…and never got tit pics…not even from the sluttiest of girls…but 10 years later…the I’ve stayed the same…but the tit pics I’ve wanted have gone hardcore…

The world…is sexed the fuck up…I can’t even manage my tinder matches and I’m wearing a mask in my profile…everyone wants to fuck always…even the normals are porn – but the question remains – why are you still a virgin….

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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2015

09

Jun

Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day

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Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear…

Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen.

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Selena Gomez Instagram Shower of the Day

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All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot…

Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement…

That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit..

So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore…

Here’s the whore…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is an Eastern Eruopean model who I’ve heard is terrible, but she’s in this shoot with David Bellemere who is one of my favorite photographers, for something called Porter No.9, and she’s fucking lovely and I don’t hold her communist, probably poor, being sold off to American modeling agencies against her, I mean why the fuck wouldn’t she work for evil corporations making more in a day than her family makes in a fucking year, and why wouldn’t she be an absolute cunt about it, these communists have no souls…it’s not news people…

Here are the pics.

Here’s Andreea Diaconu…also in Porter Magazine but in shitty pics…maybe one day she’ll get a post of her own…

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies…

People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity…

Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface…

All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then…

Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some other Victoria’s Secret model, it seems like all models are these days, at least the ones who get naked and half naked for “fashion” that isn’t really fashion but rather sweat shop made crap equivalent to internet porn in quality, but called “fashion” because they are billionaires and capable of spinning it to the retards of the world…thanks to those retards paying way too much money for their shit at the mall….

Well, it looks like she’s been lent out to another brand, possibly secretly owned by the original evil brand…but they wouldn’t want you knowing that all this shit is the fucking same…including but not limited to the pictures they are in.

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

09

Jun

Jessica ALba’s Coconut Water Hooker Tits of the Day

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Jessica ALba is a bit of a scam, but is she really a scam, when she’s just allowed the public to think she’s this budding entrepreneur for a company worth 1 billion dollars that uses her star power to market themselves, while being run by a strong team…it’s like rich and successful people say “hey, we like you, let’s use you because you’re a huge star and we’ll give you 20% and you can have creative control, just promote this shit for us for free, brands pay millions for this, let’s just give you equity and make hundreds of millions”…to which she says “well, I was thinking of doing that Honey sequel because my acting career was all a lie, let’s make my business careeer a lie, and I’ll take on the good jobs that come in, like other movies because that’s my passion guys, and ZICO who paid me stupid money to pose with a bottle in the most obvious low level ay…but at least she’s got cleavage…because cleavage makes it all ok..

Totally uninteresting but this is what ZICO wasts us doing..