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2015

09

Jun

Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do…

I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here?

Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside.

All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in..

Posted in:Michelle Buswell|SFW

2015

09

Jun

13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

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I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is…

The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 8, 2015 at 5:40am PDT

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Vagina on Instagram of the Day

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A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 9:07am PDT

I think it is funny that I have to flag my MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER as NSFW! because I got alcohol to buy and people who think this site is a porn site because of it…

Yet Miley Cyrus can post her MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER on her social media…because she’s Miley Cyrus….

I don’t love that I am writing about Miley Cyrus…like she matters, topless or showing pink pubes and I love pubes or not..cuz she’s a hippie cunt that is as hippie as a millionaire pop star can be..

I also don’t love that I’ve been banned off instagram 6 or 7 times to date – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and @step_GIRLS …and my pics get reported constantly…with girls clothed and in thong..

But I realized the hypocrisy in big business, ad agencies, and the media..back when I started blogging like a teen girl…to get in with the teen girls…always eighteen even though 14 was legal…I’m a creep but not that much of a creep or as much of a creep as Miley in this bullshit that I’ve already done 2 posts on…because I am watching TV and this is the low hanging fruit…

CLICK TO SEE MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 8:56am PDT

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 9, 2015 at 9:08am PDT

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day

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Paper Magazine is just mocking us now….they are showing you just how easy it is to go viral with the right starlet naked on the cover of their magazine…

I almost feel bad for the generation of kids growing up now….

There is absolutely nothing to be inspired by, it’s all just vapid low level noise…with very little substance but lots of fucking views…putting importance on everything that doesn’t actually matter…leading to a dumber fucking society, like the government wants…

Miley is a pig, posing with a pig…this isn’t news, interesting, news, anything…but the wild pics drop tomorrow…

Thanks Paper Magazine, Kim K’s ass balancing champagne wasn’t enough for you to prove your point that media is a joke…and the millions you made that day was enough to say “hey let’s do it again”…

Boring.

Here’s some pics from her instagram..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day

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Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts…

Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app

TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN A BLAZER CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

08

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Salma Hayek Maximizes Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek, like most women who haven’t had breast cancer…has tits…but unlike most women…her tits have given her a career as the goto Mexican seductress in movies she’s never won an Academy Award for, but that she has pulled her tits out for, because her tits are the whole reason she’s in the fucking movie in the first place…our system is still dated like that…

Well…here she is with her tits at an event…only this time with more wrinkles…since she’s probably pushing 60 by now..but still doing what it is she’s been doing for a long time…because you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and why would you want to when they are so big and round and lovely like this..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Ass Crack of the Day

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When Charlotte McKinney’s done with her premature TV Stint…up on some Emrata replacement tits…in a world where you need very little to be famous..or at least “known”…but a lot to be sustainable, since people lose interest fast as there is always another vapid busty cunt who fucked the right people to take your place…

I mean she did Guess once thanks to meeting the Guess photographer in Florida…then she booked one Superbowl commercial as a reminder of who she was to the 10 people who knew who she was after doing Guess…and I’m not counting the instagram followers since all that shit is just that…shit…only to get on TV, on a huge show, a mainstream show, that may not be a good show…but still something trash everywhere love…a show she didn’t really qualify being on…as she is not a star, not even low level..at least Joanna Krupa had modeled 10 years for FHM and Maxim before her bottom feeding on TV happened…..

Not that it matters, but I guess what does matter is that she’s going to events, trying to make noise with ass crack, because there’s no where else really for her to go…she’s peaked…it’ll be a sex tape too many months too late in a year or two…a rich husband…forgotten…

And the real amazing is that she’s made it this far…being average at best..but more importantly, where are her tits…those are what matter…what’s this boost of confidence that they do

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Beth Behrs and the Worst Kind of Panty Flash of the Day

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Nothing ruins a potential panty upskirt like a pair of SPANX…

I am all for shape shifting underwear to make a girl look better than she does thanks to the aging process, bad diet, laziness…if those shape shifting underwear are never seen, but rather just a took to cover up a girl’s laziness..

I am not for shape shifting underwear in my porn, in my sex, or on girls I want to bang….or get back to my house to bang…because it is a lie that perpetuates a lie and it is too affordable and accessible…like the push up bra…anyone can get one..when fake tits used to be something that involved more commitment..and not just slippng into bike shorts like a suasage…

This Beth Behrs chick is from 2 Broke Girls…but not broke at all..but I guess not overly secure with her body…trying to tighten up shop…instead of just doing squats…rich people..so lazy.

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Posted in:Beth Behrs|SFW

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