I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…
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2013
15
Nov
Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Instagram of the Day
I am all about Lindsay Lohan…sure she doesn’t talk to me anymore…but for 6 months of my life she did…and those 6 months…I am making into a movie…called “My 6 Months Texting Lindsay Lohan Before Meeting in her Hotel and Never Talking Again”…6 months that made no sense because some of the most depraved shit I wrote on the site was about her…my angle was get a restraining order…I need the press…which never happened…
She’s just a fucking talent, even if she hasn’t had her academy award winning role yet, and even if she was just thrown into the business by a horrible stage mom who stole her childhood, I mean, she’s still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….and she’s hitting social media up again..like this was a few years ago…and she’s doing it in ways that remind me that she knows how to show the low level fame whores in their bikini pics…why she’s the fucking famous one and they are just instagram famous…I am all about this shit yo…toplessness all strategic…cuz unlike the rest of the world…I don’t forget the things I once loved….or at least pretended to love on the internet..
I am a fan…keep up the good work….she’s a babe.
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW
2013
15
Nov
Lady Gaga Walking the Streets in Lingerie of the Day
We get it Lady Gaga…your money and your music aren’t enough for you…producing quality product that people just respond to in a positive way because it is good doesn’t make sense to your bottom feeding…grew up ugly as fuck and no one cared about you so you worked so hard to “show them”…still a broken girl…sad on the inside when you realized after you made it and “showed them”…you still were an ugly hack….
So walk around in your underwear…people will notice…people will talk…or maybe they won’t fucking care…because it gets boring…so when you drop something of value…like a great song or video…no one will bother with it…and when you do a high concept Cirque Du Soliel Tour…no one will go…because you’re annoying…
But I’m into any girl, especially one with success and no soul, even when ugly, walking around in lingerie for attention…it is the kind of broken…I like…
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2013
15
Nov
Jean Claude Van Damme Epic Splits for Volvo of the Day
Here’s a little Jean Claude Van Damme Showing off why he’s so popular in the gay scene…in a Volvo truck viral video campaign that went fucking viral…because it’s pretty fucking insane…Volvo’s not paying me for this shit, but some of you queers who read the site should, cuz I just brought you something to masturbate to..
Posted in:Jean Claude Van Damme|SFW
2013
14
Nov
Kate Moss Dressed as an Old Playboy Bunny – Literally – for Playboy of the Day
For some reason, a reason I call Playboy marketing budget, people are all talking about this picture of Kate Moss for Playboy’s anniversary, which based on Hef, I can only assume is the 200 year anniversary…because Playboy got her in one of their Bunny costumes…and I guess that’s a big deal…even if you look into the Kate Moss archives of being the best fucking model ever…with her rockstar life and rockstar unprotected sex…from having been naked in photoshoots since the 90s…to continuing to show off her tainted pubed up vagina into her 50s…she is 50 right?…to cocaine scandals and sex scandals…seeing her in a Playboy bunny outfit is fucking tame…
If Playboy wants to make some noise, you know really go out with a bang before Hef dies, they need to pay better people, who aren’t all naked everywhere for their campaign, even if I love everything Kate Moss does…she’s just fucking perfect even in her menopausal, boxy, bloated, glory…
2013
14
Nov
Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Skirt of the Day
Do not try to tell me that ^^^^^^^ that ass…is this ass:
It’s just a lie in the worst fucking way….from a sloppy pile of meaty…lumpy shit…that looks like failed plastic surgery or a diaper full of shit because the anal has made her lose control of her bowels to a smoothed over…decent enough to look at…booty poppin you’d stick your face it…
Not that you’d expect anything this troll would do…but it’s still nice to point out her fails…even if everyone already knows that she is a fail already.
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW
2013
14
Nov
Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day
Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut….
Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.
Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift
2013
13
Nov
Granny Wrecking Ball Vine of the Day
If you find this Granny doing her best Miley impression oddly erotic, than you are probably just odd…because her raspy hard smoking voice…reminds me of my elementary school janitor…and that dude was up on some Freddy Krugger level pedo shit…but I do like seeing that old birds can still have some fun when all else has died in their lives except them.
2013
13
Nov
Izabel Goulart Workout Video for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day
In case you were wondering…the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show that is going to be on TV in an hour long infomercial to get all the fat Americans brainwashed into buying Victoria’s Secret product for their fat wives this Christmas through the babes they have wearing the products…babes you all love…because that’s what they want you to do…
And Izabel Goulart, Brazilian fit as fuck, amazing creature I would sing love songs to, if only there wasn’t a language barrier keeping our love from materializing, because you know it is our language is the only thing getting between us…the one thing preventing our genitals from being one – hoping I accidentally knock her up and not the fact that she’s a fit as fuck amazing Victoria’s Secret model…who gets hit up all day from top level humans…making her too cool for fat, drunk mexican dudes who run sleazy websites that 4 people read…in Canada…seriously…
That said, here’s her working out prepping in ways that touch my soul…and by soul I mean penis…no wait that’s me touching my penis…but I blame this video.
Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW
2013
13
Nov