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2013

02

Dec

Kelly Brook for Love Magazine of the Day

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Fatty Kelly Brook…is in this Years…LOVE Magazine HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…and she’s sucking in her stomach as hard as she can to not be as fat as her tits make you think she is…the kind of girl who isn’t as fat as she should be…but still fat enough…to assume she ate too much holiday turkey…

Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL and it is relatively genius…at least in terms of advent calendar…

Even if I like DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’s Holiday GUIDE better..for obvious reasons…

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2013

02

Dec

TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

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I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good…

You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat…

Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around…

Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere….

Visit the INSTAGRAM

Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Camila Morrone is the Future for Wildfox of the Day

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Wildfox has the ability to seek out and find the single hottest girls to replace the other hot girls we are bored of….

You see because people tend to forget that as the babe you are into ages and falls off, there is younger, cooler, hotter, more inspiring version of her coming up…That’s why I never understand people who get sad in break-ups and shit…there’s always new pussy around the corner…it comes with there being millions of girls in the world…so always keep your eye out for the next one…cuz the current one, no matter how great she is is just gonna suck eventually…usually sooner than later..

Here’s Camila Morrone…and she’s amazing..

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Miley Cyrus for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs…

I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS

Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

02

Dec

Caroline Berg Eriksen is the Best Post Pregnant Mom Ever of the DAy

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People are such haters…it makes me laugh, especially in the FAT Generation we live in, it’s like a skinny bitch happens and everyone wants to bring her down and shove food down her throat and make her fat and lazy like them…

The story behind this is that Caroline Berg Eriksen, who is some Soccer wife in some other country, just had a kid…posted this selfie, because that’s the kind of Glamour Model who lands soccer players, slut she has always been…and the public went nuts..

It’s like who fucking cares that her body is banging’ even after pregnancy, this is the way it should always be, and for that…I celebrate Caroline Berg Eriksen … and you should too…

Not everyone buys into the scam that when eating for two you have to eat for fucking two, not everyone uses it as an excuse to indulge now that you’ve trapped your man..some people want to stay hot, despite their 9 month retirement plan….

Fat girls are just jealous..

Posted in:Caroline Berg Eriksen|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Camille Rowe in a Bathing Suit in Australia of the Day

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CAMILLE ROWE was a NAKED MODEL who Victoria’s Secret has abducted as they do when these topless models start getting traction…and now she’s all in bikinis and shit…not nude…forcing us to look at her face and realize she looks a lot like a giant penis…

You see girls, being topless always makes you have a prettier face. It’s a fact. Stop the plastic surgery. Just go topless. Here’s the proof.

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Posted in:Camille Rowe|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Wisdom Teeth Medicated Patient Wants Ass and Titties of the Day

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I can relate to this kid. All I want is ass and titties, only I don’t need my wisdom teeth removed to let the people around me know…cuz ass and titties is all that fucking matters…

I never trust these wisdom teeth videos, but this one’s good because it’s up on some DJ Funk kick and I’m always down for some good old DJ Assault etroit Booty House..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Wife Plays Fisherman of the Day

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The audio on this is actually what makes the video funny.

I mean seeing some wife fish for the first time to make her husband happy on some trip they went on is a nice gesture, but save that shit for the Facebook album your friends will pretend to care about. Showing your investment into keeping your marriage exciting is just fucking boring…however the soundtrack of your time is amazing and if this was set to a sex scene, it would be substantially funnier…maybe someone needs to do the edit…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

29

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass at the Grocery Store of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was out doing some grocery shopping and it turned out that even when she does menial housewife tasks that she should be doing instead of making millions of dollars getting naked or half naked in front of the camera…you know because of her vagina…she still looks pretty fucking good…like that she’s having her own personal fashion show…because I guess she’s one of those high maintenance girls who knows her looks are important, they pay the bills, so she’s not about to leave the house looking unkempt, because of a fear it will ruin everything, without realizing that even if she left the house with a diaper on, covered in shit, after a night of gang rape role playing she’d still be a fucking dime.

Either way, lets look at her ass doing chores…even if we can google her ass and see her ass.

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2013

29

Nov

Useless Cop of the Day

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This is an inspiring Thanksgiving video to ring in the Holiday season and bring in the holiday spirit of goodwill towards men and the black Friday sales…where you can save up to 50 dollars on a TV if you’re lucky…

Where a group of civilians jump into icy waters to save an elderly woman who is stuck in the overturned car…

Only for the cop, the trained professional to stand on the sidelines and watch, because it looked under control, as he chatted on his cellphone and the people handled the rescue as untrained professionals…

I guess he didn’t want to get wet, he doesn’t get paid enough for that. What a jok, but in his defence aren’t all cops useless in their own right?

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