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2013

22

Nov

Abigail Breslin Posing for Tyler Shields of the Day

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I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go…

At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy…

He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something…

And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine..

I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine…

Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|SFW|Tyler Shields

2013

22

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

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If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…

Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2013

22

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…

This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2013

21

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Stupid Cause of the Day

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Carmen Electra is using her low level celebrity as a platform for the weirdest cause…the war against Southwest “waisting” water …

People around the world don’t have drinking water. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that #southwest airlines employees would serve water, then make you through it out when you are leaving the plane by saying its airplane regulations that no water can come off the flight #waistofwater What do u think? Tell me about your southwest flying experience

I don’t know if she’s trying to actually make a difference, you know change the regulations to allow people to leave the plane with their cans of water, which in and of itself is pretty low level and ghetto, water belongs in bottles…but I guess not as low level as being a big star flying fucking Southwest… I know less relevant people than Carmen Electra who only fly first class…she’s fallen off…

But she’s targeted them…mad they are THROUGHING out her water…because people around the world don’t even have water people…like every time the THROUGHS up after eating in hopes of staying fit…

Who cares, I know….totally..but at the good news is she hasn’t forgot who Carmen Electra is and makes out with the can like you’d expect her to do..probably after shoving it up her asshole…

I know…who cares…

TO SEE Carmen Electra Staged Workout Hotness of the Day… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carmen Electra|SFW

2013

21

Nov

Martha Hunt for Santa Lolla Naked of the Day

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This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2013

20

Nov

Hipsters Posing for Pictures in Video of the Day

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Instagram killed the party photographer, so I guess so I guess it is only natural for the party photographer to put the camera on video mode, while pretending to take pics of people who take a few minutes away from taking selfies, to let a real camera take their pic for a website, that may help them get more instagram followers, if the party photographer tags their shit properly…

Seeing these cunts posing for a picture…in video..is amazing…it’s just missing more tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

Rite Aid Employee Chokes Out a Customer of the Day

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Turns out that Rite Aid is a friendly shopping experience…where friendly customers are choked the fuck out when they scream for pain…as he shoves him into the pavement…they are vigilantes who don’t like shop lifters, because getting paid 8 dollars an hour for an asshole company with insurance makes beating the fuck out of someone make absolutely no sense….when I worked retail I would encourage people to steal, I’d even them a wink like we were in it together because I hate the system. I’m so punk rock..

I think this has more to do with dude being angry at life for that haircut.

I love that the black girl narrating it “I hope he doesn’t have the package”….which I guess is gutter for AIDS…This is pretty horrible.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

House VS Tornado of the Day

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This footage from the Hurricane in Washington is on some Wizard of Oz shit….where do doesn’t get to meet some freaks in shitty costumes and toxic paint…or even some song and dance midgets…but rather…he just kicks it in his screened in porch, which despite what they teach you in school, is the worst place to be in any natural disaster situation…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

19

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Selfies in St Barts of the Day

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Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything…

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Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2013

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Ass at the Hungers Game Premiere of the Day

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This is an interesting look…I’ve been seeing the one-piece under a long see through dress look a lot…I guess it’s considered some high fashion shit or whatever…but the question isn’t why it exists…but more why a girl would put it on if she wasn’t like “Coco” or another gutter hooker looking for attention…

Now, we all know that Jennifer Lawrence is usually wholesome and quirky, not exactly a sex symbol or sex icon, and maybe that’s what this is all about…the girl has been trolling instagram and realizes that people only care about the butt, let’s talk to that…even though she’s managed to get this far without the butt…making this dress make even less sense to me…

I am not a Jennifer Lawrence fan, I don’t really care for her, but I do know she’s one of the few girls who have got to this level without openly being an opportunist whore with publicity stunts…and that people respond to it giving us hope that the famewhores won’t prevail, even if we like their pics, we like them better when they are thirsty…

So this dress..even if it is just a dress is so weird to me on her…and it doesn’t even look good….but you’ll probably like it..cuz you’re a pervert freak..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW