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2013

27

Nov

Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense.

Turns out it’s just a whale exploding.

It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

27

Nov

Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

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Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35.

I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2013

26

Nov

Miley Cyrus Tweets a Twerk Event of the Day

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A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc.

I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages

In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it…

If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video…

Here are some pics of her in COSMO

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2013

26

Nov

Pillow Fight of the Day

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Sure, this Pillow Fight would be a lot better if it involved college girls half naked jumping on beds in their cotton panties that showcase their vagina definition…

Or if it THE OLYMPIC RUSSIA TWERK TEAM …

But I am not really against seeing a girl annoying a dude to the point where he reaches his limit and sees nothing but red…because even if it’s staged…it’s funny.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

25

Nov

Rumer Willis’ Intense Instagram of the Day

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Rumer Willis posted some pics she took with Tyler Shields, who is pretty much a celebrity photographer and friend, who gets these girls to get half naked for him in some semi-interesting shoots, at least in terms of Hollywood, where everything is candy-coated, mainstream, repetitive, and lack total creativity in any way shape or form, even if the people involved have talent…

Now why he chose Rumer Willis, I can only assume pressure from Rumer Willis, he doesn’t want to burn bridges…she wants her pic taken, he figures it’ll generate buzz even if it’s disgusting having to endure…or be a part of…so he does it..

I guess we see this all the time…and I blame social media for it…girls who have no business getting half naked in pics…who get half naked in pics…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2013

25

Nov

Tara Reid’s Rocking a Bikini like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

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There was a time when Tara Reid was the hottest thing in Hollywood. The Megan Fox of her generation. The it girl cast in everything. That time was a long fucking time ago and with time sometimes it heals all wounds, but for the most part…it makes lovely things slowly rot away…from the most glorious of fruits, to the nicest flowers…to the ass you wanted to fuck…days turn into nights…and nights turn into weeks…and weeks turn into years…and years turn into asses that turn into shrivelled sad fleshy objects…that for some reason haven’t been informed that they shouldn’t be in bikinis and that Spring Break ended 15 years ago…for this 40 year old…or at least should have….


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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2013

25

Nov

The AMAS from Instagram of the Day

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There was a time when I used to live-blog these events. I’d make fun of every live award show, even the low grade ones that don’t matter, like the American Music Awards…which to date have been the only award show what have invited me to attend…something you’d think would make me like them, but reminds me of how desperate they are.

You see I like my award show like I like my women…no, not locked in my basement or on all fours…but rather thinking they are too good for me, and not giving me the time of day…

Things that happened that you’d care about…Rihanna dressed like an Emoji, Taylor Swift is just 23 and wins a lot in her tight dress and 80s hair, J.Lo sang in Spanish because the Hispanic market is huge and still buy her records, even when she wears panties, clearly a Crime on Catholicism….Miley sang with a lip syncing cat, in what was genius creative direction – seriously – I loved it and Lady Gaga showed up on a try hard pony and pretended to be Marilyn Monroe while R.Kelly shoulda been peeing on her…and Christina Aguilera he been cyber bullied into not being fat…Good times…not really…awards shows are shit and this one should have died with Dick Clark…

Here’s a round up from instagram…to give you a sense of what I hope you missed, because you’re a grown ass man and don’t need to watch this shit…

Here’s the Miley Performance…


TO SEE ALL THE PICS
CLICK HERE TO SEE A WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF AMA PICS

Posted in:AMAs|SFW

2013

22

Nov

Abigail Breslin Posing for Tyler Shields of the Day

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I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go…

At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy…

He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something…

And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine..

I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine…

Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|SFW|Tyler Shields

2013

22

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

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If Adam Levine’s publicists and the people at The Voice, who probably always own People Magazine, in what is the biggest lie of a publication since Million Little Pieces, because everything they write about is fed to them by Publicists…have made him the “Sexiest Man Alive”…something most Jewish midgets don’t get awarded…

Does that make his Fiance, imported model Behati, the sexiest women alive?…I’m gonna go with no, but she still is good enough for Victoria’s Secret and I guess with that stamp of approval, she’s good enough for me…you see they’ve marketed her so hard I have her in my head…and think that just because they say she’s a “bad bitch”…she actually is one…and in her defence, she’s half naked…making huge money which is two criteria I look for in girls…making her pretty alright to me…

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Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|SFW

2013

22

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…

This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW