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2015

05

Jun

Selena Gomez Near the Breaking Point of the Day

So Selena Gomez apparently wrote this status….

I know for a fact, mainly due to her uneducated, high school drop out, education, that she didn’t in fact write this, but rather, her team of publicists and probably well paid, Ivy League educated staff put it together for her, to help her position herself in the market…

To assume that Selena has any depth whatsoever, would be to assume any vapid puppet thrown into the industry and blinded by cash and horrible stage parents are anything more than puppets…and to date, not one child star who has been whored out by their parents has really done anything substantial…and have really just self destructed from the inside…whether they are rich for life, still working or just broken drug addicts or not..

So knowing that Selena didn’t write this cry for help, or cry for attention, or lie that she’s positioning as bieng THE TRUTH…go fuck yourself…THE TRUTH…is unfortunately, not really her at breaking point, about to jump, yet just another angle to monetize…THE TRUTH….

Sometimes I get frustrated when I hear lies about who I am. The Internet is meant to keep you “updated” but it just takes old news and freezes it like it’s now. You have watched me in pain and I’ve owned up to it through my music and actions. I grew up with you. I am beyond excited to show you the next chapter, the TRUTH. I’ve been keeping so many secrets… I’m reborn in every moment so who knows what I’ll become.. As long as I’m happy with me

The above is her drunk and singing bullshit…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

05

Jun

Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings of the Day

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As an old as fuck pervert, I don’t think I will get fully comfortable, or bored of, or acclimatized to leggings, because I remember an era of ill-fitting jeans, and leggings being worn with an oversized sweatshirt…meaning this movement, that is over a decade old at this point, thanks to American Apparel making it accessible, is almost magical, especially when girls size down and the shit is see through….often times pantyless and supportive enough to make shape their bodies right…even fat chicks who shouldn’t wear leggings are awesome to me….because leggings..

That said, here’s Kendall going to the gym, to stay in shape because she’s superficial thanks to her modeling career her 70,000 dollar faced father turned mother probably didn’t pay, but rather had paid by Ryan Seacrest, to help make this shit show happen, and stage parent mother, who really only cares about her kids when she’s not too busy whoring at least one of them out, which is never, because her vagina, like a DUGGAR has shat out some shit…literally…in what is clearly the worst STD to haunt the fucking world…

Apparently, Kendall is in Montreal this weekend because either she, or her friends are fucking Lewis Hamilton and it is an F1 Race…meaning there’s a small chance that Kendall and I will make sweet love…because sometimes you can’t fight destiny…even if I hate her family, what she represents, I don’t hate this ass enough to let it sit on my face…for a few hours…even if she’s less of an ass and more of a cunt…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

05

Jun

Pia Mia Perez in a Music Video of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in..

Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams…

Here some of her shit music:

Here she is covering Rihanna

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2015

05

Jun

Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

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Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about…

I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views…

Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna…..

If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain…

Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit…

Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra…

Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s

This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

04

Jun

Kendall Kylie Jenner Shorts of the Day

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A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jun 3, 2015 at 2:37pm PDT

When you’re dad comes out to the world as a woman in his big reveal…like this was Extreme Makeover before it became Extreme Home Makeover to mask how terrible the fucking show idea was…taking mom away from the kids to give her 3 months of extreme surgery turning her into another person…because the world is a vapid, superficial place, not that Bruce Jenner was ever really present for the kids, he was too busy cash grabbing and whoring them all out, because people love attention…

You should always wear short enough jumpers to show the world your ass cheek…it’s not only today’s fashion, but encoded in your hooker DNA…

I’m into this.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Kate Upton in a Make-Up Campaign of the Day

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When dealing with a fat girl with fat tits for a make-up campaign that probably paid her over a million dollars to be part of…despite her being a fat chick…or maybe they signed her on before she was a fat chick…when she was the most important model around….

This is how you crop the images…so that you can maximize her maximum size…while featuring on the two things people like about her….face and tits…get rid of the other shit…like gut and dumpy everything….

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

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Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck…

I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own…

The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird….

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2015

01

Jun

Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus Do Social Distorition Dance of the DAy

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A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on May 31, 2015 at 7:06pm PDT

What people seem to forget about Miley Cyrus is that she is white trash…when she does all these shocking things that are so against the Disney Way…unless you’re talking about in the offices of the Disney Execs, which since the dawn of time have been rumored to involve child rape….

Her dad was a viral song in the 90s before the internet existed. How it went viral, I dont’ fucking know and I’m not about to research…but 9 months after it did go viral, Miley was born to Tish Cyrus, some coctail waitress, and I use that word loosely, stripping looking bitch….who hopped onto Billy Ray…because that was the kind of gold digging and trapping she could do…it was either dude with a hit song or the trucker out back….go for the gold…

So together, this trash got money, like the Beverly Hillbilly-ray-cyrus’, and whoring out their daughter, was just the logical step…

So when she’s naked, flashing tit, doing her thing, and wondering where the parents are, the answer is the mom’s out having a gangbang, the dad out hunting road kill in the canyon…..when they aren’t singing Social Distortion doing the stripper dance…

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Nicki Minaj is Single for Cosmo of the Day

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Nick Minaj….is in Cosmo this month…where she probably discusses a whole lot of bullshit, because Nicki Minaj is bullshit…she’s some acting school, casting couch, creation to reach a hole in the market Lady Gaga made, you know a circus clown weirdo….who eventually because Lil Kim…in a weird turn from bubble gum pop…to rapping about the quivering of her asshole while being eaten out…thanks to the world being sexed the fuck out…

Well, throughout the whole thing, she went from fat chick to fat tits and fat ass….and I guess here are the vanilla and boring teeny bopper pics…

When what I think is more interesting, is that according to her instagram it looks like Nicki Minaj is single…thanks to rappers fucking groupies and getting caught…not that I find Nicki Minaj’s sex life, love life, personal life, professional life, her music…or anything about her interesting…

Posted in:Nick Minaj|SFW

2015

01

Jun

Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day

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I guess we can thank Caitlyn Bruce Jenner for taking some attention away from his vapid, disgusting, porn star stepdaughter, as his cover for Vanity Fair where he outs himself, or names himself Caitlyn, in what I guess is the most publicized tranny of the year, thanks to being part of the most publicized family of the decade, in what is probably the most substantial thing they’ve contributed to the world…not because I love trannies, or I’m into tranny porn, or because I didn’t think Kim Kardashian was a tranny and still do…but because apparently this is empowering and inspiring other Trannies who are feeling lost in the world, and that’s more than we can say for the rest of the family that has just contributed to people getting ass implants, filming sex tapes, and being vapid tacky cunts…that we all hate…because it’s low level garbage…

But Bruce Jenner…I mean for a 60 year old…motherfucker’s got some Olympian tits..and why does he look like Katie Holmes..

Posted in:Bruce Jenner|SFW

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