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2015

10

Jun

Willa Holland in Panties of the Day

Here is some Willa Holland demonstrating how good social media is…because girls can take sexy pics, and they do take selfie pics, not just when they are famous or catering to their fans, but because they are girls and girls love being sexy…it’s a fucking fact that stems from their uteruses wanting to be filled on a physiological level…

That is why if you were to go onto instagram at any given time – you will see half naked girls. Some will have 100,000 followers, some 1,000,000, others have 2,000 and still get naked on the shit…pretty much leveling the playing field and making it fair game for anyone to be jerked off to…and you don’t need to be Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, or Steve Spielberg’s goddaughter, to be relevant thanks to panty pics…every last one of you is relevant or can be relevant thanks to panty pics…and thank god for that…

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2015

10

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Panty Flash of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui flashed her panties in what I assume was an instruction from the Entourage guys who are so out of touch and assume that she is all they have to salvage their garbage project that at the time it came out may have been relevant in a celebrity obsessed culture, starring a bunch of dudes who aspired to be the characters they played, and who became those people…in something I’ve never watched…and will never watch, and assume the rest of the world won’t want, their circle jerk bottom feeding, well into their 40s…

Sure, girls will still fuck them all…but they ultimately don’t matter…and either do the celebs they had do cameos, when celeb cameos happen everyday on soemthing claled INSTAGRAM…but Chriqui does matter, just not very much, not just because she’s the chosen one, showing off her panties she’s probably chosen, when I wish she chose my mouth instead, because I like the taste of Canada Jews in Hollywood….

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2015

10

Jun

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day

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When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality…

Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here..

Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring…

I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12…

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2015

10

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots of the Day

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I think the title of this post pretty much sums it all up…

Let me repeat:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

One more time:

Emily Ratajkowski’s Cummed On Hair Shows Off Her Bird Face in One of her Final Shoots

Let me explain…this girl is a set of tits, on a hot fit body, with an average at best face, who is overrated and getting some work because she’s overrated, thanks to her set of tits, fit body…because it cancels out her bird face….and coupled with fucking producers and actors for movie roles, so that she can be like “Cara Delvingne” without the success…and transition from 200 dollar a day model to movie star…as the romantic comedy world needs babes who show their tits…all because she shows her tits…and those dudes get things they find hot to ride their dicks in real life…

It’s a “hey who is that girl with the tits in that music video”….”Mr Afleck and David Fincher…her name is Emrata, she’s from Southern California and really wants to be famous”….”Ok, offer her a shitty part in our movie, but tell her she has to fuck us”….”Mr Afleck, that would be her dream”…situation…

And I guess this Yu Tsai shoot.. really captures her cummed on hair….much better than the porn chicks I follow on snap chat…

Anyway, unless she pulls off an Alba…she’s near the end….and this is one of her final shoots…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

10

Jun

Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to…

So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is..

But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens…

Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30….

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2015

10

Jun

Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

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Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit…

What the fuck am I talking about…

That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media….

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2015

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When normal, everyday girls start sending you unsolicited sex videos of them and their boyfriends…because they want to do porn…I realize…that when I started the site I was just hoping for tit pics…and never got tit pics…not even from the sluttiest of girls…but 10 years later…the I’ve stayed the same…but the tit pics I’ve wanted have gone hardcore…

The world…is sexed the fuck up…I can’t even manage my tinder matches and I’m wearing a mask in my profile…everyone wants to fuck always…even the normals are porn – but the question remains – why are you still a virgin….

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2015

09

Jun

Beyonce’s Vegan Tits of the Day

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Beyonce amazes me, and not in a she calls herself “Queen B” and that’s fucking entitled and obnoxious of any girl, esspecially a rich cunt who has nothing to prove, except maybe that she’s still got sex appeal, because she’s got everything else, and with a husband that keeps cheating on her with Kanye and other sluts, I’d assume it has got to her head making her work extra hard on her exhibitionism to keep up with the young girls…instead of just raising her kid like a lady..because none of these girls are ladies…they are just fame whore trash trying so hard to stay relevant…even though they can afford to disappear…and should fucking disappear…

Anyway, here’s some Queen B bikinis selfies…showing off her tits…fascinating…but only because there is no need for this…amateur selfie by a photog that has been photoshopped nonsense to connect with the commoners…she is a queen.

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2015

09

Jun

Selena Gomez Instagram Shower of the Day

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All these Disney Twats live in the same part of Los Angeles County….its called Calabasas and if anyone was to want to attack the hub of the future fall of pop culture and our society that keeps getting dumber and dumber with each generation…that would be the spot…

Girls like Miley, Bieber, the Jenners…and Kardashians live there, and to say having them taken out back and shot would be a benefit for us all is an understatement…

That said, I guess LA is all a wasteland filled with this filth…filth that I only apprecaite because it is getting more and more sexualized and slutty while remaining the same clueless, vapid puppet. producing content that I prefer to their other historically bubblegum shit..

So here’s Selena reacting to Miley’s big pictures, because they are both the same fucking thing, Disney bred…pile of garbage identity crisis weirdness with too much money…and I guess in that they must both compete with each other for the most attention…because why else would Selena post a shower pic…I mean why do any girls post shower or bath pics..so we know they are relaxing..we get it, you’re a whore…

Here’s the whore…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak for Porter No. 9 Magazine of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is an Eastern Eruopean model who I’ve heard is terrible, but she’s in this shoot with David Bellemere who is one of my favorite photographers, for something called Porter No.9, and she’s fucking lovely and I don’t hold her communist, probably poor, being sold off to American modeling agencies against her, I mean why the fuck wouldn’t she work for evil corporations making more in a day than her family makes in a fucking year, and why wouldn’t she be an absolute cunt about it, these communists have no souls…it’s not news people…

Here are the pics.