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2015

09

Jun

Lady Gaga is the Pig on Miley’s Magazine Cover of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a chubby little pig that we can assume was in the cover of the Miley Cyrus Paper Magazine cover they tried to break the internet with – even though we’ve all seen Miley’s tits…and pubic hair painted pink…at least in our fantasies…

People tend to forget that Gaga pretty much paved the way for girls like Miley to embrace “weird” and scandal, without having any level of autheticity…

Whether one was a rich kid or a Disney kid…they both had a team of people advising them on “Gay is a good market, do gay, and kids these days on tumblr love having double lives where they get naked and think they are feminists”…virtually the same candy coated bullshit scammer manipulated a generation that doesn’t dig beneath the surface…

All this to say, I’d dig beneath Gaga’s surface and into her anus…thanks to having a rally fun ass that I grabbed before she was famous, pretty much Father’s day in 2009…and I remember…because I was like for such a gross face and seemingly gross body…this ass is firm as fuck…true story…that ends with my peak…and have since thrown in the towel..but to be honest..the towel was already thrown in then…

Here she is being disgusting and crying for attention somewhere.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some other Victoria’s Secret model, it seems like all models are these days, at least the ones who get naked and half naked for “fashion” that isn’t really fashion but rather sweat shop made crap equivalent to internet porn in quality, but called “fashion” because they are billionaires and capable of spinning it to the retards of the world…thanks to those retards paying way too much money for their shit at the mall….

Well, it looks like she’s been lent out to another brand, possibly secretly owned by the original evil brand…but they wouldn’t want you knowing that all this shit is the fucking same…including but not limited to the pictures they are in.

Posted in:SFW|Shanina Shaik

2015

09

Jun

Jessica ALba’s Coconut Water Hooker Tits of the Day

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Jessica ALba is a bit of a scam, but is she really a scam, when she’s just allowed the public to think she’s this budding entrepreneur for a company worth 1 billion dollars that uses her star power to market themselves, while being run by a strong team…it’s like rich and successful people say “hey, we like you, let’s use you because you’re a huge star and we’ll give you 20% and you can have creative control, just promote this shit for us for free, brands pay millions for this, let’s just give you equity and make hundreds of millions”…to which she says “well, I was thinking of doing that Honey sequel because my acting career was all a lie, let’s make my business careeer a lie, and I’ll take on the good jobs that come in, like other movies because that’s my passion guys, and ZICO who paid me stupid money to pose with a bottle in the most obvious low level ay…but at least she’s got cleavage…because cleavage makes it all ok..

Totally uninteresting but this is what ZICO wasts us doing..

Here is some Alba in a sports bra…

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

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Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do…

I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here?

Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside.

All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in..

Posted in:Michelle Buswell|SFW

2015

09

Jun

13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is…

The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

09

Jun

Izbabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Here’s a pretty valid fitness tip from Izabel Goulart, who was or is a Victoria’s Secret model, who figured out that she could make a difference in the life of fat Americans she has helped sell sweat shop produced shit quality panties to…and that difference is show them to to wear at to the gym…where they won’t quite look like her, hell they never do, and still bought the panties…and they won’t focus on getting as healthy or as fit as her, and if anything this will just make them feel like shit about themselves all while giving no practical advice to get in shape or lose weight…but rather is just her bending in perverted ways for the dudes…to perpetuate a losing battle with fat chicks that has created plus sized models…

Boring…but almost motivation to join a gym for masturbation purposes…even though the gym is less babes and more pigs trying to be babes…

Here’s the video anyway…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2015

09

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Vagina on Instagram of the Day

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I think it is funny that I have to flag my MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER as NSFW! because I got alcohol to buy and people who think this site is a porn site because of it…

Yet Miley Cyrus can post her MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER on her social media…because she’s Miley Cyrus….

I don’t love that I am writing about Miley Cyrus…like she matters, topless or showing pink pubes and I love pubes or not..cuz she’s a hippie cunt that is as hippie as a millionaire pop star can be..

I also don’t love that I’ve been banned off instagram 6 or 7 times to date – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and @step_GIRLS …and my pics get reported constantly…with girls clothed and in thong..

But I realized the hypocrisy in big business, ad agencies, and the media..back when I started blogging like a teen girl…to get in with the teen girls…always eighteen even though 14 was legal…I’m a creep but not that much of a creep or as much of a creep as Miley in this bullshit that I’ve already done 2 posts on…because I am watching TV and this is the low hanging fruit…

CLICK TO SEE MILEY CYRUS NAKED IN PAPER

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Paper Magazine’s Miley Cover Tries to Break The Internet Again of the Day

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Paper Magazine is just mocking us now….they are showing you just how easy it is to go viral with the right starlet naked on the cover of their magazine…

I almost feel bad for the generation of kids growing up now….

There is absolutely nothing to be inspired by, it’s all just vapid low level noise…with very little substance but lots of fucking views…putting importance on everything that doesn’t actually matter…leading to a dumber fucking society, like the government wants…

Miley is a pig, posing with a pig…this isn’t news, interesting, news, anything…but the wild pics drop tomorrow…

Thanks Paper Magazine, Kim K’s ass balancing champagne wasn’t enough for you to prove your point that media is a joke…and the millions you made that day was enough to say “hey let’s do it again”…

Boring.

Here’s some pics from her instagram..

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

08

Jun

Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day

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Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts…

Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app

TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN A BLAZER CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2015

08

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Has No Ass of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may have a bunch of kids. She may be in her mid to late 30s. She may be a tall and lovely lingerie model…with small model implant tits…but one thing she’s not..is a Brazilian ass…winning any Brazilian ass contests…because based on these pics…of her in a bikini…which is what she gets paid millions for…she doesn’t have an ass…but I guess having an ass doesn’t matter, we have instagram for that. Asses everywhere…no need for them to be on some low quality mid range mall brand panty.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW