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2019

04

Sep

Halsey Boring Photoshoot of the Day

Halsey decided to be white for this boring photoshoot for Cosmopolitan magazine.

My opinion is that these low level talentless piles of shit, who understand the importance of sucking DJ dick, laying the vocal on some lame fucking track all the kids will be into cuz they have no taste….as well as online marketing…to establish themselves….don’t deserve to be pandered to, or to be the voice of a generation, but they think they are, and the media follows them….leading to Halsey thinking she’s got a voice and influence, and she propbably does, but definitely shouldn’t.

There is nothing likeable about her, except maybe her fake tits, and even then they don’t impress me, anyone with 5k can get fake tits…

She plays black, or raped, or a drug addict when it is convenient and I am sure she believes her own bullshit, but that doesn’t mean we need to.

I also saw pics of her snorting lines or bumps of something a while ago, and that is when I thought she should be cancelled, fired, retired, forgotten, but instead it made her more legit to people and helped her build more brand deals and hype cuz all the kids snort drugs so she’s just being real…when NOTHING about her is real…not even her tits.

Garbage.

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2019

04

Sep

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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Inka Williams is hot.

She is some

She is an IMG model, which is apparently prestigious, or more prestigious than being an INSTAGRAM model, even though she started out as an IG model, they call themselves “BLOGGERS” before being scooped up…

She is French-Australian blogger who grew up in BALI…apparently.

I don’t know how old she is, but she is over 18, you pervert….part of the new generation of models….who double as influencers..but her are the top of their influencer status and do all thee big shit while other girls less interesting looking scramble to try to be like her…

I do know that she now travels the world for work and sees amazing and exclusive locations that I wouldn’t without the privilege of modelling… it wouldn’t have happened if she wasn’t willing to strip down half naked for selfies so thanks to half naked selfies…she exists.

I guess when you look good, it’s easy to win, because perverts like us will sit there and follow and watch their every move on social media…and they get to benefit from it. The girls I used to stalk (follow with passion) never saw the potential upside to that level of engagement, but spread it across a million people, and you’re fucking rich.

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2019

04

Sep

Isabel Pakzad Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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James Franco’s beard Isabel Pakzad who not only has a hard face, but also a bulge in her white bikini…making me think the aging sexual assaulting FRANCO has gone down the TRANNY road along with so many other men who celebrate chicks with dicks as an opportunity to find guaranteed anal sex without admitting that they are gay…it’s the gateway to homosexuality, getting shit on their dick the way nature / having access to too much pussy that tranny is exciting and unique to them….weird…

Unless her pussy just has fat lips like that, which is possible….She may not be trans but she is an aspiring “travel influencer”, who is 26 and curates content to her social media, now more important than ever thanks to finding relevant dick to mooch off of….which is probably as bad as being a tranny…”aspiring travel influencer”…so embarassing…but A-List boyfriend isn’t.

Here’s her almost nip slip

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2019

04

Sep

Iskra Lawrence Stereotype of the Day

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Is Iskra Lawrence just trying to make a meme out here?

The fat girl, who I don’t think was naturally fat, but I do believe wanted to be a model, or a personality, with a fan base so bad that she basically put herself into a real life fat suit, by being lazy and binge eating, basically riding the trend of plus sized, now that she was plus sized and the whole thing just got better when she revealed the dick she’s fucking…

Any surprises here?

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2019

04

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Tuck Game Strong of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez tucking her 50 year old dick in this tight swimsuit….it’s a little dick, that could be a bead from a clit ring, or maybe just her outty dick clit from her hormone changes thanks to MENOPAUSE no one has told her that she has because they do not want to kill her spirits. She is an enterprise, an empire, a conglomerate, she employs many people and they rely on her relentless obsessive compulsive work ethic…the competitive, prove them all wrong, keep riding the wave creating garbage no one cares about…at least that I don’t care about…clearly people care about her and her bullshit that should be retired in the islands somewhere but that is instead working harder than ever to trick us into thinking she’s hot at 50. I will never admit anything is hot at 50…except for the cookies that granny-aged bitch baked…hottest thing an old cunt has to offer…

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2019

04

Sep

Kaia Gerber Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is now 18, so I can’t shit on Cindy Crawford for sexualizing her girl, giving her a head start in the model life, using all the family connections, because she is Cindy Crawford…

Now, I turn my hatred of sexualizing young women, especially on the internet, confusing, if not BAITING men who don’t know better, or who have no self control, to be the ultimate pervert version of themselves……into love. I turn my hatred of Cindy Crawford encouraging her girl to go down the same road, this time will all the toll gates open for her, because I guess Cindy felt it was a great life, a great way to see the world, and make dumb money in the easiest way.

They have resources to put her through any and all education, or to invest in her business ideas, maybe even find a way to change the world, but instead…go VAPID trash everyone on social media is going for, but that she will excell at thanks to the help and head start…

POINT BEING…

We must celebrate that she was raised to be an exhibitionist in front of a camera, cuz now that she’s 18…the real goods…I’m ready for the nudes…the nipples…the other things the young girls are into showing off on the internet…cuz I have nothing else going on.

Here she is on her 18th birthday..

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2019

04

Sep

Katelyn Ohashi Naked of the Day

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Katelyn Ohashi is a gymnast and she’s posing naked for what I assume is the ESPN body issue, where ESPN, owned by Disney, strips down athletes to showcase their fit and muscular bodies…the way Larry Nassar likes them best…before he fingers them, to help them with knee injuries while her family watches…you know that kind of thing.

That said, Gymnasts are mutants…usually midgets with way too much strength in their short limbs, looking all midget-like, but dudes still find it to be a sport they can jack off to…in their skimpy pussy hugging leotards…round strong asses…and insane flexbility…despite their stunted, often times underage, look….I can see how pervert men can be into that…or seeing the musculature in all it’s nude glory of athletes doing PR for Next Year’s Olympics…

I prefer sex tapes, but I take what I can get, being a degenerate with no standards…makes that underachieving easy.

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2019

04

Sep

Kendall Jenner Dumb Ugly and Lame of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is not hot. Sure she’s skinny, possibly tall and athletic, she got it from her daddy…and she is definitely the hottest of the trash Kardashians.

We call her the one who isn’t BLACKFISHING too hard by pretending to be black, like the other spoiled Beverly Hills girl who created a media empire that only proves how dumb society is for buying into it…

She doesn’t have the clown face or clown ass the rest do, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t used the family Plastic Surgery clinic in Bruce’s basement….where he gets all his man parts chopped. It just means she’s less cartoon like, still cartoon like, being a terrible role model to the young generation that don’t stand a fucking chance….becuase they grow u in this and are dumb as fuck….but this doesn’t help….Kendall trash.

You know she really looks more like this..

Here’s a topless photo from her Instagram..

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2019

04

Sep

Shay Mitchell Naked and Pregnant of the Day

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Here is Shay Mitchell reminding us that she is not only pregnant as fuck but is also still a slut who gets naked because she thinks she’s hot…even when pregnant, a historically disgusting time for a woman…

The fact is that girls think they are hot when they are pregnant, it’s some hormonal delusion that comes with bringing a baby to life inside their cunt.

It is like they don’t realize how what they are doing is the basis of humanity and thus not that special…most women are capable of this, even those who identify as men…

So the ego and narcissism, the celebrate herself everyday cuz she is her own passion, pretty self involved and tacky, but check out that milky tit….it’s large.

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2019

03

Sep

Camila Morrone Volleyball Tits of the Day

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Camila Morrone is Leo DiCaprio’s hired nurse, who likely changes his old man diapers.

All those years of good living has left his prostate battered and his control of his bladder pretty much obsolete…but luckily through richness, and being the 50 year old boy wonder, he can find the right kind of girl to wipe his ass, or even let him shit on her….just because he’s Leo and so dreamy…

We can assume he doesn’t fuck her, because stories I’ve been told by reputable sources state that he is one of those over exposed to hot pussy, that he keeps it around, but he actually only gets off to gay shit…but I can’t confirm that to be FACT.

I CAN confirm that Cami Got huge fucking saggy tits on her fit frame….as they flop around in a bikini the way you want huge titties to live their best labor day…

I CAN also confirm that her mother, a celebrity sugar baby before CAMI followed in the family business, used to date Al Pacino to the point that Cami considers him her stepfather, because of course she would. These girls aspiring to be famous will exploit even the most low level of fame they have touched, to elevate their own status….so even if her mom fucked Pacino once, she’d call him her stepfather…to legitimize her like she hopes Leo fucking her does…but the truth is her iMDB is hardly that long since the LEO cock entered her pussy meat / ass…if they did in fact do that…so…I don’t know if it’s working…but at least she’s more high profile than all the other social media whores…you know these tits got A-Listers co-signing.

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